DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2007    Duedate: 05/23/2007

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-556

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

A. MONK, P.I.
071406C (484)
(24-4732) [15-3-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

A. MONK, P.I.                  POSITION IS EMPTY
071406C (484)                  
(24-4732) [15-3-0,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TERI LARK                      A. MONK, P.I.
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            071406C (484)
(24-4694) [15-22-0,94]         (24-4732) [15-3-0,128]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KRILL CAVALRY (403)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 071406C (484)               11
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)        -13      071406C (484)
                                       Unchartered Team

                                        (149)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 071406C (484)             15   3  0 83.3   1/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      604 568 17 51.5   2/ 2 071406C (484)             3  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZORPUNT to see 
what's new.  MVP award for TERI LARK?  KRILL CAVALRY's proud of her after beating 
VENOMOUS CONCUBINE and getting 8 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  MIRESSEA 
POOLE's match with DANGEROUS CRIMINAL cost her a loss of 7 points!  Don't you think 
the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think A. MONK, P.I. should let KERMAN JONES be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all 
their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  LOREN POOLE, 
of KRILL CAVALRY had a 16-6-0 when he got bumped off by M. CHARDINEE.  What if they 
had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A. MONK, P.I. 4732           15   3  0   128       071406C (484)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERI LARK 4694               15  22  0    94       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KERMAN JONES 4745             8   3  0    87       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TRAVIS T FLETE 4728          16   5  3    82       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIRESSEA POOLE 4744          10   4  1    35       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
LOREN POOLE 4726      16  6 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403     M. CHARDINEE 406      556 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oh, great, this time *I* get to fight A. Monk, and everybody else fights the
standbys.  Why has this arena not closed? -- Loren Poole

20 April 2007
All -- I've been...out of circulation for the last couple of months, and my lists
are not up to date.  If you've announced a manager name, a new alliance, or changed
a manager name or alliance since the middle of February, let me know in the ads, via
diplo, or in an e-mail (Sue (at) solberg-mathews (dot) com).  For that matter, if
you just want to make sure I've got things right, you can always do the same. -- The
Saint, keeper of lists

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A. MONK, P.I. devastated KERMAN JONES in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
TRAVIS T FLETE viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 8 minute battle.
TERI LARK overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LOREN POOLE was butchered by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIRESSEA POOLE was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK     1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 556 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       A. MONK, P.I. 4732         15   3  0  128 071406C (484)
TOTAL PARRY      TRAVIS T FLETE 4728        16   5  3   82 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TERI LARK 4694.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was A. MONK, P.I. 4732.  The ten other most popular fighters were TERI LARK 4694, 
MIRESSEA POOLE 4744, KERMAN JONES 4745, LOREN POOLE 4726, TRAVIS T FLETE 4728,  0,  
0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was TRAVIS T FLETE 4728.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOREN POOLE 4726, KERMAN JONES 4745, MIRESSEA POOLE 4744, TERI 
LARK 4694, A. MONK, P.I. 4732,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.