DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/03/2008 Duedate: 01/16/2008
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-573
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MANUEL PEREZ
MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
(24-4759) [14-1-1,198]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MANUEL PEREZ INARI
MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488) THE ABYSMALS (493)
(24-4759) [14-1-1,198] (24-4838) [3-2-2,41]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MANUEL PEREZ MITCHELL PAIGE
MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488) MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
(24-4759) [14-1-1,198] (24-4760) [10-5-0,79]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE ABYSMALS (493) 36
2. MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488) 19 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 8 Unchartered Team
4. MINGALOIDS (486) 0
THE ABYSMALS (493)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488) 48 24 2 66.7 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488) 8 5 0
2- 2*MINGALOIDS (486) 14 10 1 58.3 2- 2*MINGALOIDS (486) 7 1 1
3/ 4*THE ABYSMALS (493) 12 11 5 52.2 3/ 3*THE ABYSMALS (493) 7 7 4
4/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 652 604 19 51.9 4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 9 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 290): LORD BYRON of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 583): DIRK DARKBLADE of IMMORTALS (Dartor, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 582): SCRUFF of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 575): JACKSON of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 572): MANUEL PEREZ of MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 571): FLEX of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 569): PIKE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 564): NULN of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 534): TRIANGLE MAN of NEUROMANCERS (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 525): FORANDIN of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): MICK JAGGER of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 238): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 418): NO WAY! of SUPERIOR FORCES 5405 (Manager, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): OBSESSION of SCENT OF A WOMAN (The Sentinel, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 468): LUCIAS CLAY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 290): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 583): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 582): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 575): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 572): MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 571): AMAZONS (?, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 569): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 564): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 534): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 525): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 417): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 192): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 468): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 583): JACKHAMMER of NEVERWAKE (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 569): PIKE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 563): DR TRINAIRE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 524): VALGARD of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 516): JUANITA of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 237): SHY ANN of SITTEES (Barnabas, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 417): LENALGIRE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 191): AIKEN of SUPERIOR FORCES Y4 (Manager, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. ZORPUNT needs a spyreport." Oh, well. MVP award for INARI?
THE ABYSMALS' proud of him after beating BEKKI TCHONES and getting 17 points. Talk
about yer big time losers! MITCHELL PAIGE got smashed by MIRESSEA POOLE, and lost 7
points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think MANUEL PEREZ should
let TRAVIS T FLETE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. I hear the
top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic
fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? Like, is LORENSO POOLE popular, or
what? He was challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT! He's got a 7-3-0, is that good?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. D'ya think INARI is feeling guilty for
killing KRILL CAVALRY's BEKKI TCHONES, a mere girl? Naah, I doubt it. Fight, fight,
fight. Is that all you guys can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANUEL PEREZ 4759 14 1 1 198 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRAVIS T FLETE 4728 24 14 3 92 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIRESSEA POOLE 4744 18 13 1 89 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-ASH LEELA 4749 6 0 0 83 MINGALOIDS (486)
MITCHELL PAIGE 4760 10 5 0 79 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
FRANK PEREGORY 4757 10 5 0 69 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORLIN POOLE 4761 9 8 1 50 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-WENDELL 4763 3 1 0 47 MINGALOIDS (486)
INARI 4838 3 2 2 41 THE ABYSMALS (493)
-BABY KARLIE 4750 3 3 0 40 MINGALOIDS (486)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LISA ANN 4824 2 0 1 33 MINGALOIDS (486)
LORENSO POOLE 4825 7 3 0 25 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
KY-LIN 4836 3 2 1 25 THE ABYSMALS (493)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DA1 4840 2 0 0 18 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
ULURU 4835 2 3 1 16 THE ABYSMALS (493)
T-BIRD YOURK 4841 1 0 0 15 THE ABYSMALS (493)
RAVEN TAROT 4834 2 3 1 10 THE ABYSMALS (493)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BEKKI TCHONES 4832 5 2 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403 INARI 4838 573
DA1 4758 8 5 1 MEDAL OF HONOR A 488 MORLIN POOLE 4761 571 JUST REVENGED
QITOU 4837 1 1 0 THE ABYSMALS 493 LISA ANN 4824 571
PERSONAL ADS
Lisa Ann -- Smart and deadly. A good combination. -- Raven Tarot
All -- Two dead standbys and more to come. Kill them all! -- Uluru
All -- Let's all kill a standby. They are useless anyway. -- Ky-Lin
Hey! We killed three standbys last turn. Not two as reported in the newsletter. --
Inari
Wendell -- You are a brute! -- Inari
Lorenso -- Overly large! <sob> Do you think I'm ugly? Oh, I'm never eating again!
-- Ky-Lin
Bekki -- Carrion is quite good. Join me. -- Raven Tarot
Baby Karlie -- I've given the matter serious thought, taking into account your race,
height, and the phase of the moon, and my conclusion is that you're a nasty little
wench. How do you get that way? -- Lorenso Poole
Wendell -- My, my, aren't you the imposing old tomcat! Offer me that hand again, and
I'll bite it. -- Bekki Tchones
Manuel Perez -- It amazes me that you can have such a position of honor, one that
seemingly lauds your ABILITY, and yet be such a poor teacher. You must be acting
totally on instinct. -- Miressea Poole
P.S. Sort of an idiot savant, eh?
Mitchell Paige -- Ha! I turned that page, and I enjoyed doing it, too. Ha! --
Travis T Flete
M. Paige -- Don't mind Travis, he's got a limited imagination when it comes to
crowing insultingly. -- Miressea
Frank Peregory -- I've got an idea you haven't been paying attention to your
instructors, or you'd teach better. Of course, how I know the signs is because I
haven't been paying attention to MY instructors, either, so I don't teach well.
Takes one to know one. -- Morlin Poole
P.S. But if you want to know really USEFUL stuff, things you can use outside the
arena, I'm your man.
P.P.S. Figuratively speaking. I'm my own man, but I'm willing to share some nifty
skills anent various types of balls and sticks.
"DA2"? This is insulting. -- Arenamaster Kai
Ash Leela -- Tall women turn me on, especially when they're, you know, contoured.
And you have the contours of a magnificent range of foothills! I like exploring
foothills.... After dinner, maybe? -- a hopeful Gilbo Shortaxe, Khalhums Dwarf
Uluru and Ky-Lin -- So what IS this nonsense, anyway? You both kill me, I die twice,
and only get one mention in the Dead Column and one Death Bounty? If you are in on
this despicable plot, I will have your, um, anything of yours I can get. -- Jessaro
Dra, Mordant Escapee
Inari -- I hope every business you've invested in goes bankrupt. -- Finagis L'Banc,
Financial Scribe
22 December 2007
All -- Just that tired old reminder to check your e-mail settings when you send ads
and such. Please send stuff as plain text rather than as HTML or formatted text.
HAL, being the simple golem it is, doesn't know what to do with anything other than
plain text. Note, this also means it doesn't know what to do with "smart" or "curly"
quotes, whether single or double, em-dashes (rendered here as two hyphens "--") or
everyone's favourite ellipsis (..., aka three dots). -- A public self-service
announcement from your Ed.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ULURU was bested by LORENSO POOLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
MANUEL PEREZ vanquished TRAVIS T FLETE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MIRESSEA POOLE luckily beat MITCHELL PAIGE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody duel.
FRANK PEREGORY defeated MORLIN POOLE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
INARI viciously butchered BEKKI TCHONES in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
RAVEN TAROT was bested by DA1 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's match.
KY-LIN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.
T-BIRD YOURK vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 14 - 4 - 0 78 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 1 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 2 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 2 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 18 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 573 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW MANUEL PEREZ 4759 14 1 1 198 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
TOTAL PARRY TRAVIS T FLETE 4728 24 14 3 92 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
LUNGING ATTACK MITCHELL PAIGE 4760 10 5 0 79 MEDAL OF HONOR A3 (488)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MORLIN POOLE 4761 9 8 1 50 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
SLASHING ATTACK INARI 4838 3 2 2 41 THE ABYSMALS (493)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MANUEL PEREZ 4759. The most popular warrior this
turn was MITCHELL PAIGE 4760. The ten other most popular fighters were ULURU 4835,
MANUEL PEREZ 4759, FRANK PEREGORY 4757, INARI 4838, DA1 4840, MIRESSEA POOLE 4744,
T-BIRD YOURK 4841, LORENSO POOLE 4825, RAVEN TAROT 4834, and KY-LIN 4836.
The least popular fighter this week was BEKKI TCHONES 4832. The other ten least
popular fighters were MORLIN POOLE 4761, TRAVIS T FLETE 4728, KY-LIN 4836, RAVEN
TAROT 4834, LORENSO POOLE 4825, T-BIRD YOURK 4841, MIRESSEA POOLE 4744, DA1 4840,
INARI 4838, and FRANK PEREGORY 4757.