Date   : 03/12/2009    Duedate: 03/25/2009


DM-24    TURN-604

This Weeks Top Honors


(24-4868) [10-5-1,90]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TCHENI LOY                     DA2
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
(24-4868) [10-5-1,90]          (24-4875) [6-0-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LORMIN GARDE                   ICE STORM
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            DISASTER (497)
(24-4854) [10-12-0,44]         (24-4882) [2-1-0,26]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DISASTER (497)              42
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)     28      KRILL CAVALRY (403)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         -9      Unchartered Team

                                       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)   24   6  1 80.0   1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)  10  5 0
 2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      721 685 20 51.3   2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       6  9 0
 3/ 3*DISASTER (497)             5   5  0 50.0   3/ 3*DISASTER (497)            5  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #24 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     The slum they were in decayed into a worse slum, and that faded into an area
that was half ruins and half buildings that just managed to stay upright.  There were
people in the ramshackle structures even so.  Sizzling Sunflower saw one woman
dressed in rags--literally in rags, and it was impossible to guess her age--staring
at them as though they were the most alien and fantastic beings imaginable.  Perhaps
they were, here.
     Lenpro touched her arm.  "Don't stare at them," he said quietly.
     "How can they live like this?" Sunflower demanded.
     "A wise man once said to me that if you don't know where people are coming from
and where they're going, you can't judge the route they've chosen."
     "That sounds, I don't know, profound or something, but what does it mean?"
     "It means you should let be, until someone actually asks for help, or at least
until you know more."  They turned a corner--there were no long straight avenues
here--and approached the crumbling wall that enclosed the Old Ruins.
     Lenpro frowned.  The wall was shimmering, faintly but unmistakably.  Or maybe it
weren't, maybe it was just heat waves or sun reflecting off snow.  Both at once?  It
was an odd thing, anyway, and probably magical, and as such it should be approached
with caution.  And preferably with a mage in hand, but Fandil wasn't here.  Lenpro
didn't think they had time to waste going back to get him.  He glanced at Sizzling
     She was staring at the wall, wide-eyed.  "Weird!" she said, and smiled.  "This
should be something new, let's try it!"
     Lenpro shook his head.  It was a long time since he'd been that young.  But
maybe hers was the right attitude anyway.  "Yes, let's."  He stepped up to the
     The sensation was a familiar one: they had stepped through some kind of
dimensional gateway.  And if he'd had any question about that, what he saw beyond it
would have made all certain.  They were not on Ghea any more.
     The buildings were as ruined as he had expected in this oldest part of Fratsfa,
if it still was based on that city.  But heaps of rubble reared into narrow mounds of
unnatural height, and broken walls loomed and tottered, seeming to hang in mid-air
when they should be collapsing.  The flagstoned streets lay at unexpected angles, and
sometimes there was nothing at all between the stones.  They say people, more than
Lenpro had expected, but not one who appeared normal.  He began to wonder how he
appeared to them and glanced over at Sizzling Sunflower.
     She looked half plant, or maybe like a sunflower that was half human.  She
touched his arm with one leafy green hand.  "This is so neat!  It's a whole other
world here!"  When she smiled, her teeth were striped like sunflower seeds.
     "It is that," Lenpro agreed.  He glanced back to check on their line of retreat.
They didn't have a line of retreat, there was no sign of the gateway through which
they'd come.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): LITTLE BIG MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 603): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 600): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 596): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 565): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 556): SERGEANT 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 446): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 469): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 603): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 600): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 596): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 565): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 556): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 446): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 499): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 614): RAIN MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Kung-Fu Master?  That's ALL?  Well... gosh!  Darn!

                                    Tcheni Loy

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZORPUNT to see 
what's new.  One team deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 0 after going 
3-0-0.  Keep it up, DISASTER!  MVP award for ICE STORM?  DISASTER's proud of him 
after beating TCHUMP LOY and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
LORMIN GARDE got smashed by SERGEANT3, and lost 12 points!  This Duelmaster is like 
something else!  TCHENI LOY stopped KHALHUMS DWARF dead in his tracks!  Is the 
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  Like, is BUBBA LOY popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT!  He's got a 10-12-0, is that good?  PAUL 
WIEDORFER must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged 
BUBBA LOY.  10 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought PAUL 
WIEDORFER showed great skill and promise when he defeated BUBBA LOY.  All right, so I 
slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZORPUNT ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Everyone has problems, but why did MEDAL OF HONOR J4 send 
DA1 to the Dark Arena?  He had a 4-1-0, and I thought he looked neat on the sands...  
What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TCHENI LOY 4868              10   5  1    90       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA2 4875                      6   0  0    60       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
 PAUL WIEDORFER 4876           6   0  1    59       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT3 4872                5   1  0    55       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
 LORMIN GARDE 4854            10  12  0    44       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 BUBBA LOY 4853               10  12  0    42       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TCHACK LOY 4856               8  12  0    39       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LISA ANN 4824                 2   0  1    33       MINGALOIDS (486)
 ICE STORM 4882                2   1  0    26       DISASTER (497)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TCHUMP LOY 4871               6   5  0    23       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 CYCLONE 4883                  1   0  0    13       DISASTER (497)
 EARTH QUAKE 4885              1   0  0    13       DISASTER (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 4874                4  2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J 496 SPYMASTER             604  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Paul Wiedorfer -- Well.  Uh.  Good fight? -- Bubba Loy

DA1 -- It was embarrassing to have you running around with that name and an
undefeated record. -- Lormin Garde

Ice Storm -- Unpleasant, beyond a doubt, but there's worse.  Tornadoes, for instance.
-- Tchump Loy

Is Right Handed -- You could really throw folks for a loop if you switched hands. --
Tchack Loy

     If there were supposed to be more personals here, our apologies.  Hal spent a
     night on the tiles, and we're still trying to catch up with the mail.  They
     should, well, they might appear next time.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IS RIGHT HANDED was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
PAUL WIEDORFER handily defeated BUBBA LOY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DA2 vanquished TCHACK LOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SERGEANT3 savagely defeated LORMIN GARDE in a 1 minute brutal Challenge fight.
TCHENI LOY viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute gruesome Title brawl.
TCHUMP LOY was savagely defeated by ICE STORM in a 3 minute struggle.
CYCLONE handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
EARTH QUAKE vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   1 -  1      94  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 604 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TCHENI LOY 4868            10   5  1   90 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW       DA2 4875                    6   0  0   60 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
PARRY-STRIKE     SERGEANT3 4872              5   1  0   55 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LORMIN GARDE 4854.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ICE STORM 4882.  The ten other most popular fighters were TCHENI LOY 4868, 
QUAKE 4885, IS RIGHT HANDED 4873, DA1 4874, and BUBBA LOY 4853.

The least popular fighter this week was LORMIN GARDE 4854.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TCHACK LOY 4856, BUBBA LOY 4853, DA1 4874, IS RIGHT HANDED 
4873, EARTH QUAKE 4885, CYCLONE 4883, TCHUMP LOY 4871, SERGEANT3 4872, DA2 4875, and