Date   : 04/09/2009    Duedate: 04/22/2009


DM-24    TURN-606

This Weeks Top Honors


(24-4868) [10-7-1,73]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TCHENI LOY                     PAUL WIEDORFER
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
(24-4868) [10-7-1,73]          (24-4876) [8-0-1,69]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4854) [11-13-0,62]         (24-4854) [11-13-0,62]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         17
2. MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)     12      KRILL CAVALRY (403)
3. DISASTER (497)               0      Unchartered Team

                                       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)   32   8  2 80.0   1/ 1*MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)  11  4 1
 2- 2*DISASTER (497)             7   6  0 53.8   2- 2*DISASTER (497)            5  1 0
 3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      722 694 20 51.0   3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

        + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Andorian Succession #26 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +


     Fandil stared out over Fratsfa from his high window, then shook his head and
turned away to finish stowing a few necessary items into a carpet bag.  And told
himself, again, that Lenpro could take care of himself and was probably following up
some hot tip.  That he was not, in fact, his brother's keeper, and Lenpro wouldn't
thank him for this dither and fuss.  And that he himself had a hot tip to
     He pulled the carpet bag shut and buckled the strap.  All this dithering was
silly, pointless, insulting to his brother, and most of all, not like himself.  He
shook it off.  It was just a mood, and he didn't need it.  He picked up his bag and
glanced out the window one last time.  Odd how noisy a city could be--
     By all the gods, that wasn't just city noise, it was a mob!  Men with clubs were
standing in front of the Flower Shoppe, shaking their fists and shouting!  He
couldn't make out the words up here under the roof, so turned and plunged down the
stairs to find out what was going on.
     Lady Fern met him at the bottom of the stairs.  "Relax, Fandil," she said before
he could speak.  "This is just a rented mob, and I've dealt with them before.  You
have important work to do, so go and do it."
     "I can handle this."  She raised an eyebrow.  "Do you doubt me?"
     The young Fratsfan mage, Elosjon, came from the front room, face white and eyes
staring.  "They're calling for 'Fandil the Traitor' to be released to them!" he said.
The look he turned on the older mage was worried.
     Fandil cursed mentally but allowed no sign of his annoyance to show in face or
voice.  "That is just what people would call me who want to stop me.  It is only
words, Elosjon, not truth."
     "Did you hear any details?" Fern asked.  "Who hired the mob, for instance?"
     "Hired...?"  The young man blinked and looked over his shoulder.  "They were
hired?  But why?"
     "To make trouble, to stop me finding the magician behind the current
disruptions," Fandil said.  "It isn't an unusual move for a politician, you know."
Could this young man be so naive?  Hmm, if he'd been head down over the spell-books 
since he was old enough to understand them, yes, he probably could be.  Was.  "We'd
better get going."
     "It's Lord Orboj," Elosjon said.  "He's the richest man in Fratsfa.  Nobody
crosses him--if he names me a traitor, too, I'm through here!"
     "Well, if the city and your colleagues are so fickle and easily swayed, you
might do better elsewhere anyway," Fern said.  She snorted.  "Orboj--he doesn't come
here.  I don't cater to his tastes and never will."
     Fandil opened his eyes wide.  Fern catered to many tastes, if Orboj wanted
something different, he must be strange indeed, and notably perverse.
     There had been a lot of coming and going of the Flower Girls while they talked,
but Fandil only noticed it now because one stopped.  A redhead of statuesque
proportions and discretely indiscrete garb.  She leaned close to Elosjon, linking an
arm through his.  "You won't mind going out with ME, in fact, I know you'll like it,"
she half-whispered.  "And no one will notice if old Fandil trails along behind us."
She kissed his ear.  "I can hardly wait."
     Lady Fern laughed.  "Be good, Ravishing Redbud!  This--"
     "I am ALWAYS good," Redbud answered.
     Fern laughed again, and Elosjon had turned as red as the woman's hair and seemed
incapable of speech or even thought; he allowed her to pull him out the back door and
didn't notice Fandil following.
     "Take care," Fern said as Fandil passed her.  "And don't worry about me here, or
about Lenpro either.  Ours is a family that copes, you know that."  She pushed him
out and shut the door behind him.

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 605): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): GRIFLET IRVEL of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 602): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 598): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 567): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 558): JANIE JONES of RADIO CLASH (Rude Buddha, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): JACINTHE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 448): M.T. LANE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 501): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 307): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 605): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 603): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 602): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 598): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 567): MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 558): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 448): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 501): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 616): FILET MIGNON of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 615): JON FLUTE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 616): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
                          MINUTE MUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 549): JACINTHE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 255): TEALIN SALI of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 208): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     The Venomous Concubine was truly rude!  I hope she chokes on her own poisonous

                                    Tcheni Loy

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZORPUNT to see 
what's new.  MVP award for SERGEANT 1?  MEDAL OF HONOR J4's proud of him after 
beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 14 points.  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, 
lost to M. CHARDINEE, BUT TCHENI LOY is still the Duelmaster because she has the most 
recognition points!  Who was the wiseguy that said ZORPUNT's Duelmaster was paying 
for drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of DISASTER must be getting lonely.  They were the 
most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why MEDAL OF HONOR J4's been avoiding DISASTER so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Like, is BUBBA LOY popular, or what?  He was challenged the most 
in all of ZORPUNT!  He's got a 10-14-0, is that good?  Some fights are really unfair. 
How do you think BUBBA LOY feels about being challenged by PAUL WIEDORFER, 22 points 
above him?  PAUL WIEDORFER beat BUBBA LOY.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised PAUL WIEDORFER would do such a scummy thing, either.  See if I ever talk to 
SERGEANT3 again!  LORMIN GARDE was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  LORMIN 
GARDE is a real man!  He was challenged by SERGEANT3, 19 points above, and BEAT him!  
Dark Arena, anyone?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TCHENI LOY 4868              10   7  1    73       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAUL WIEDORFER 4876           8   0  1    69       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA2 4875                      7   1  0    63       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
 LORMIN GARDE 4854            11  13  0    62       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT3 4872                6   2  0    47       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
 BUBBA LOY 4853               10  14  0    44       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TCHACK LOY 4856               8  14  0    40       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-ICE STORM 4882                3   1  0    39       DISASTER (497)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LISA ANN 4824                 2   0  1    33       MINGALOIDS (486)
 SERGEANT 1 4886               2   0  1    28       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
 SERGEANT 2 4887               2   0  0    27       MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
 TCHUMP LOY 4871               6   7  0    25       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-EARTH QUAKE 4885              2   0  0    25       DISASTER (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Paul Wiedorfer -- Hya, boy.  Make good use of those skills, now. -- Bubba Loy

Sergeant3 -- Heck, there really WERE three of you!  You had me coming and going and
in between. -- Lormin Garde
P.S.  Either that, or my helmet's too tight and I'm seeing things.

Ice Storm -- Does this mean no school today? -- Tchack Loy

Earth Quake -- Huh, can I take this as PROOF that you dwarves cause the earthquakes?
It isn't some stupid "natural process," it's dwarvish malice, isn't it? -- Tchump Loy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAUL WIEDORFER devastated BUBBA LOY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SERGEANT3 lost to LORMIN GARDE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge battle.
TCHENI LOY was narrowly defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a 6 minute Title fight.
DA2 won victory over TCHACK LOY in a 2 minute brawl.
TCHUMP LOY slimly lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
SERGEANT 2 devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
SERGEANT 1 overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        17 -   1 -  1      94  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   2 -  1      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  15 -  0      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         STRIKING ATTACK    1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 606 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TCHENI LOY 4868            10   7  1   73 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW       PAUL WIEDORFER 4876         8   0  1   69 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
PARRY-STRIKE     SERGEANT3 4872              6   2  0   47 MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (496)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LORMIN GARDE 4854.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LORMIN GARDE 4854.  The ten other most popular fighters were DA2 4875, 
4872, TCHACK LOY 4856, SERGEANT 2 4887, BUBBA LOY 4853, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BUBBA LOY 4853.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERGEANT 2 4887, TCHACK LOY 4856, SERGEANT3 4872, PAUL WIEDORFER 4876, 
SERGEANT 1 4886, TCHUMP LOY 4871, TCHENI LOY 4868, DA2 4875, LORMIN GARDE 4854, and