DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/02/2010    Duedate: 12/15/2010

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-647

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PINK TACO
SWEET BLISS (441)
(24-4287) [9-1-0,99]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PINK TACO                      HARRY DRESDEN
SWEET BLISS (441)              DRESDEN FILES (495)
(24-4287) [9-1-0,99]           (24-4864) [2-0-0,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    MORIT KOBUN
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4911) [14-7-1,77]          (24-4911) [14-7-1,77]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRESTLING (501)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DISASTER (497)              37
2. WRESTLING (501)             25      SWEET BLISS (441)
3. DRESDEN FILES (495)         13      Unchartered Team
4. SWEET BLISS (441)            8
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403)        -11      DRESDEN FILES (495)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DRESDEN FILES (495)        2   0  0  100   1/ 2*WRESTLING (501)           7  3 0
 2/ 2 SWEET BLISS (441)          9   1  0 90.0   2/ 3 DISASTER (497)            5  0 0
 3/ 3*WRESTLING (501)           12   3  0 80.0   3/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       5 10 0
 4/ 4 DISASTER (497)            70  32  7 68.6   4/ 4 SWEET BLISS (441)         2  0 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      808 808 25 50.0   5/ 5*DRESDEN FILES (495)       2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 659): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 659): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 643): LUGER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 644): INDIGO of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 643): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 641): MA MILLER of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 604): CORBIE LEK of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): MONSOON MAYHEM of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 487): KORARIO of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 544): TALISMAN SHIELDGUARD of SCARLET KNIGHTS
                                        (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 659): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 659): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 644): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 643): DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 643): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 641): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 604): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 487): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 544): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 658): EQUALIZER of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 646): JASMINE of SILVER BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 640): ISPEP of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 601): MONSOON MAYHEM of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                             EL NINO of STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 592): ROSEBUD of DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
                             BINGO LITTLE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZORPUNT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, KRILL CAVALRY, since 
WRESTLING took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now let's all 
watch DISASTER's heads swell from their 3-0-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, 
big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see STORM CLOUD win a 
fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, STORM CLOUD beat VINEGAR and VINEGAR 
lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
ZORPUNT may be getting bland, as PINK TACO stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a 
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, 
don't you, ZORPUNT?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  What's the big D?  KRILL CAVALRY was the most avoided 
team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in 
this mass act of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SWEET BLISS.  Ha 
ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, DARRON POOLE was this turn's most 
challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINK TACO 4287                9   1  0    99       SWEET BLISS (441)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EARTH QUAKE 4885             15   3  1   128       DISASTER (497)
 PLATE SHIFT 4928              8   1  0    94       DISASTER (497)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             14   7  1    77       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 ICE STORM 4923                7   2  1    74       DISASTER (497)
 COLIN POOLE 4893             15  15  0    71       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODESTA STONE 4910           14   9  1    52       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY DRESDEN 4864            2   0  0    33       DRESDEN FILES (495)
 TAR 4942                      3   0  0    31       WRESTLING (501)
 OLIVE OIL 4941                3   0  0    31       WRESTLING (501)
 DARRON POOLE 4914             8   6  0    30       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STORM CLOUD 4945              1   0  0    19       DISASTER (497)
 CREAM CORN 4940               2   1  0    17       WRESTLING (501)
 JELLO 4939                    2   1  0    15       WRESTLING (501)
 VINEGAR 4943                  2   1  0     7       WRESTLING (501)
 KORINE RACE 4944              1   1  0     4       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Harry Dresden -- If the result is a 5 learn turn then all I can say is "Please beat
me again!" -- Jello

Korine Race -- That didn't go quite the way I'd like. -- Cream Corn

Huh, count on hal to mess things up.  I WROTE A COLUMN last time, but hal LOST it,
the idiot. -- Colin Poole

Plate Shift -- Yeah, and that meant creamed chicken all over my lap.  Not what I was
looking for. -- Morit Kobun

Ice Storm -- We nearly had that, but escaped for a day or so.  Works for me, I can
only live in one day at a time anyway. -- Modesta Stone

Pink Taco -- The concept makes me queasy.  Hard to fight well when queasy. -- Colin
Poole

How did anyone manage to CAPTURE that orc, anyway?  He's way mean. -- Darron Poole

Cream Corn -- Not my favorite, but it will do.  Thank you. -- Korine Race

Our congratulations to the mysterious Jasmine.  And a salute to the tourney
participants, too. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARRY DRESDEN devastated DARRON POOLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PINK TACO vanquished COLIN POOLE in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title battle.
MORIT KOBUN slimly lost to PLATE SHIFT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gory brawl.
ICE STORM overpowered MODESTA STONE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
TAR defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute struggle.
JELLO beat KORINE RACE in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
CREAM CORN overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
OLIVE OIL vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VINEGAR was narrowly defeated by STORM CLOUD in a popular 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     19 -   8 -  2      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   6 -  0      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW         2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 647 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PINK TACO 4287              9   1  0   99 SWEET BLISS (441)
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928            8   1  0   94 DISASTER (497)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The ten other most popular fighters were STORM CLOUD 
4945, PINK TACO 4287, PLATE SHIFT 4928, ICE STORM 4923, VINEGAR 4943, HARRY DRESDEN 
4864, TAR 4942, JELLO 4939, CREAM CORN 4940, and OLIVE OIL 4941.

The least popular fighter this week was MODESTA STONE 4910.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DARRON POOLE 4914, KORINE RACE 4944, COLIN POOLE 4893, OLIVE 
OIL 4941, CREAM CORN 4940, JELLO 4939, TAR 4942, HARRY DRESDEN 4864, VINEGAR 4943, 
and ICE STORM 4923.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JASMINE (24-3980) SILVER BLADES (160)