DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/27/2011    Duedate: 02/09/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-651

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLATE SHIFT
DISASTER (497)
(24-4928) [10-1-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PLATE SHIFT                    OLIVE OIL
DISASTER (497)                 WRESTLING (501)
(24-4928) [10-1-0,112]         (24-4941) [5-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    PESTILENCE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            DISASTER (497)
(24-4911) [15-10-1,90]         (24-4955) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KRILL CAVALRY (403)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRESTLING (501)             51
2. DISASTER (497)              25      DISASTER (497)
3. DRESDEN FILES (495)          0      Unchartered Team
4. SWEET BLISS (441)            0
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         -7      WRESTLING (501)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 SWEET BLISS (441)         10   3  0 76.9   1/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       9  6 0
 2- 2*DRESDEN FILES (495)        3   1  0 75.0   2/ 2*WRESTLING (501)           6  7 0
 3/ 3 DISASTER (497)            76  34  7 69.1   3/ 3 DISASTER (497)            3  2 0
 4/ 4*WRESTLING (501)           20  13  0 60.6   4- 5 SWEET BLISS (441)         1  0 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      819 817 25 50.1   5- 4*DRESDEN FILES (495)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 663): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 648): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 647): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 647): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 645): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): GOKU of DRAGONBALL Z (Armalias Skyhawk, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 663): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 663): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 648): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 650): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 647): THE MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 647): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 645): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 608): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 605): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 596): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 491): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 232): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 548): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 662): UDDER of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 662): FRISKY of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
                          FABLE of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 649): PINK TACO of SWEET BLISS (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 604): SYKLONE SEQUEL of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 278): TWO of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                (turn 277): TORTURING TULIP of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Practice pays for OLIVE OIL, who pummelled 
MODESTA STONE, to pocket 24 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, JELLO 
was winsome, after beating KORINE RACE and seeing her lose 17 points.  A certain 
someone saw EARTH QUAKE at The Swinging Aardvark with the shakes, and now he fails to 
show up to defend his throne.  What a pathetic slob!  In ZORPUNT, nothing is 
permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, PLATE SHIFT.  So 
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds 
like a PR stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are ZORPUNT's warriors?  Come, let us see.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have 
fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Do not think spyreporting in ZORPUNT is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for 
ZORPUNT?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLATE SHIFT 4928             10   1  0   112       DISASTER (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EARTH QUAKE 4885             16   3  1   134       DISASTER (497)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             15  10  1    90       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-ICE STORM 4923                8   2  1    90       DISASTER (497)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLIVE OIL 4941                5   2  0    66       WRESTLING (501)
 MODESTA STONE 4910           17  10  1    62       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRON POOLE 4914            11   7  0    55       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-HARRY DRESDEN 4864            3   1  0    43       DRESDEN FILES (495)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO 4939                    4   3  0    33       WRESTLING (501)
 VINEGAR 4943                  5   2  0    32       WRESTLING (501)
 TAR 4942                      4   3  0    24       WRESTLING (501)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VOLCANO 4937                  1   0  0    19       DISASTER (497)
 KORINE RACE 4944              3   3  0    12       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 DONNY POOLE 4956              1   0  0     5       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 PESTILENCE 4955               0   1  0     1       DISASTER (497)
 PIG 4952                      0   1  0     1       WRESTLING (501)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Modesta Stone -- Okay, I think of you as vinegar. -- Olive Oil

Korine Race -- You put the O in Jell-O, and by O I mean that scimitar shaped hole in
me!  OW! -- Jello

Earth Quake -- That kinda thing always makes me queasy. -- Morit Kobun

Killed after thirty-two fights, by the Venomous Concubine?  This is totally
humiliating. -- Ghost of Colin Poole
P.S.  She was definitely out to get me, hit after hit to the vitals, and I *swear* I
never did a THING to her.

Olive Oil -- Slippery, aren't you?  That isn't always enough. -- Modesta Stone

I suppose it's too much to wish for that our Fratsfa Slave should be Fratsfan?  I
think I could get into beating up on a Fratsfan. -- Darron Poole

Jello -- Euwh, green with pears in it.  I never did like that stuff, and my mother
served it over and over again. -- Korine Race

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLATE SHIFT slimly won victory over MORIT KOBUN in a 3 minute Title fight.
MODESTA STONE was demolished by OLIVE OIL in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
DARRON POOLE vanquished TAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KORINE RACE was overpowered by JELLO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VINEGAR devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
VOLCANO overpowered PIG in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PESTILENCE was bested by DONNY POOLE in a action packed 4 minute novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  10 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928           10   1  0  112 DISASTER (497)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORIT KOBUN 4911           15  10  1   90 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941              5   2  0   66 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PESTILENCE 4955.  The ten other most popular fighters were MORIT KOBUN 4911, 
OLIVE OIL 4941, JELLO 4939, PLATE SHIFT 4928, VINEGAR 4943, VOLCANO 4937, DONNY POOLE 
4956, MODESTA STONE 4910, DARRON POOLE 4914, and TAR 4942.

The least popular fighter this week was PIG 4952.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KORINE RACE 4944, TAR 4942, DARRON POOLE 4914, MODESTA STONE 4910, 
DONNY POOLE 4956, VOLCANO 4937, VINEGAR 4943, PLATE SHIFT 4928, JELLO 4939, and OLIVE 
OIL 4941.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EARTH QUAKE (24-4885) DISASTER (497)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOHN ASHCROFT 4355 (122-97-3)          7  4  1         DOH!                 

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 (109-109-0)     5  3  0         DIABLO ALSO          
TRUMP 4359 (111-128-2)                 4  3  0         BAD HAND             

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MANUEL PEREZ 4759 (63-31-1)            5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR A3    
PAUL WIEDORFER 4876 (35-4-1)           5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J4    

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PINK TACO 4287 (10-2-0)                3  3  0         SWEET BLISS          

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EARTH QUAKE 4885 (16-3-1)              1  3  0         DISASTER             

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MONTY 3455 (7-3-0)                     0  3  0         RESCUE RANGERS       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARRY DRESDEN 4864 (3-1-0)             2  3  0         DRESDEN FILES        
PLATE SHIFT 4928 (9-1-0)               2  3  0         DISASTER             

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VOLCANO 4937 (0-0-0)                   5  3  1         DISASTER             

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BOB 4865 (0-0-0)                       0  3  0         DRESDEN FILES