DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/10/2011    Duedate: 03/23/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-654

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLATE SHIFT
DISASTER (497)
(24-4928) [13-1-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PLATE SHIFT                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DISASTER (497)                 
(24-4928) [13-1-0,128]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    MORIT KOBUN
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-4911) [16-12-1,99]         (24-4911) [16-12-1,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KRILL CAVALRY (403)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         46
2. DISASTER (497)               9      DISASTER (497)
3. WRESTLING (501)             -9      Unchartered Team

                                       VICTORIOUS II (280)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DISASTER (497)            82  36  9 69.5   1/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       9  6 0
 2/ 2 WRESTLING (501)           25  19  0 56.8   2/ 1 DISASTER (497)            6  2 2
 3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      828 823 25 50.2   3/ 2 WRESTLING (501)           5  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 611): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): NPYD of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 666): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 653): DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 611): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 608): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 599): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 494): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 233): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 551): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 665): TIRLA DANCER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 651): EARTH QUAKE of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, friends and fiends, welcome to your friendly neighborhood spyreport.  
I doubt ZORPUNT will ever be the same.  It seems the training can make the 
difference, as DISASTER is pushed out of top team by KRILL CAVALRY, who came from 3rd 
with a 4-1-0 this turn.  And let's see, MODESTA STONE fought OLIVE OIL and gained 13 
points and contributed to KRILL CAVALRY's 4-1-0.  OLIVE OIL has lost to MODESTA 
STONE, falling 9 points, while helping make WRESTLING a 1-2-0 turn.  The attempts to 
dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and PLATE SHIFT remains ZORPUNT's top warrior 
for another turn.  By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped 
under the table at The Swinging Aardvark?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that ZORPUNT has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, ZORPUNT, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in ZORPUNT and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in ZORPUNT again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLATE SHIFT 4928             13   1  0   128       DISASTER (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             16  12  1    99       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ICE STORM 4923                8   2  1    90       DISASTER (497)
 MODESTA STONE 4910           19  11  1    86       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 OLIVE OIL 4941                6   4  0    75       WRESTLING (501)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO 4939                    6   4  0    56       WRESTLING (501)
 DARRON POOLE 4914            12   9  0    53       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 VINEGAR 4943                  7   3  0    40       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VOLCANO 4937                  2   0  1    33       DISASTER (497)
 DONNY POOLE 4956              4   0  0    31       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 KORINE RACE 4944              5   4  0    26       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PESTILENCE 4955               1   3  1     7       DISASTER (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PIG 4952                0  2 0 WRESTLING 501        PESTILENCE 4955       652   
TAR 4942                4  4 0 WRESTLING 501        VOLCANO 4937          652   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Venomous Concubine?  Oh, well. -- Morit Kobun

Jello -- Ah!  I was in the mood for a bowl of jello. -- Modesta Stone

Vinegar -- You need to sweeten your disposition. -- Darron Poole

Piestilence -- I defeated you?  Does that mean I can hang out a shingle? -- Korine
Race

Mordant Deserter?  Psah. -- Donny Poole

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLATE SHIFT bested MORIT KOBUN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gruesome Title fight.
OLIVE OIL was subdued by MODESTA STONE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
VINEGAR lost to DARRON POOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
JELLO savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
KORINE RACE vanquished PESTILENCE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
DONNY POOLE devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -   9 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  17 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 654 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928           13   1  0  128 DISASTER (497)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORIT KOBUN 4911           16  12  1   99 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941              6   4  0   75 WRESTLING (501)
STRIKING ATTACK  JELLO 4939                  6   4  0   56 WRESTLING (501)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943                7   3  0   40 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The ten other most popular fighters were PLATE SHIFT 
4928, JELLO 4939, DARRON POOLE 4914, KORINE RACE 4944, DONNY POOLE 4956, OLIVE OIL 
4941, MODESTA STONE 4910, VINEGAR 4943, PESTILENCE 4955, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was PESTILENCE 4955.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were VINEGAR 4943, MODESTA STONE 4910, OLIVE OIL 4941, DONNY POOLE 4956, 
KORINE RACE 4944, DARRON POOLE 4914, JELLO 4939, PLATE SHIFT 4928, MORIT KOBUN 4911, 
and  0.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                      JAVA THE HUTT (11-7084) COFFEE WARS  (608)  
                       ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) ROYAL FLUSH  (48)  
                     PUSSY GALORE (82-9062) ROYAL FELINES  (1334)  
                  IMMACULATE (82-35293) SUPERIOR FORCES 4503  (5814)
                     FAT PANTS (82-39862) HAPPY HOLIDAYS  (6631) 
                    TROUE BIDE (82-46080) SACS DE SABLE 3  (7727) 
                     MAD MAX (82-56014) THE WILLBURYS 77  (9435) 
                        CALEB (84-2901) OF WOLF & MAN 5  (573)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes