DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2011    Duedate: 05/04/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-657

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLATE SHIFT
DISASTER (497)
(24-4928) [15-2-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OLIVE OIL                      ARE YOU DONE, YET?
WRESTLING (501)                BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-4941) [8-5-1,131]          (24-4720) [2-0-1,33]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    VINEGAR
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            WRESTLING (501)
(24-4911) [17-14-1,98]         (24-4943) [10-3-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRESTLING (501)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRESTLING (501)             72
2. BASH BROS. BOSS (483)       33      LOOK OUT!! (460)
3. DISASTER (497)              17      Unchartered Team
4. LOOK OUT!! (460)            11
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         10      BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     12   4  2 75.0   1/ 2 WRESTLING (501)          10  1 1
 2/ 0 LOOK OUT!! (460)          22   9  1 71.0   2/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       5 10 0
 3/ 1 DISASTER (497)            85  41 10 67.5   3/ 3 DISASTER (497)            3  5 1
 4/ 2 WRESTLING (501)           35  20  1 63.6   4/ 0*BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     2  1 1
 5/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      833 833 25 50.0   5/ 0 LOOK OUT!! (460)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
                              URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to KRILL CAVALRY, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the WRESTLING stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for OLIVE OIL, who 
flew up 34 points in the rankings after mashing MODESTA STONE like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was DOES NOTHING, who 
dropped 7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with AMBITIOUS GUARD.  
Our battling duelmaster PLATE SHIFT has managed to hold the title, fending off MORIT 
KOBUN's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, KRILL CAVALRY.  An apple a 
day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad KRILL CAVALRY?  Big bad KRILL CAVALRY.  Big bad KRILL CAVALRY.  ZORPUNT's 
afraid of the big bad KRILL CAVALRY.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like 
math, try this one:  KRILL CAVALRY + Weapons That go Boom = DISASTER + Avoid City.  
And who is this OLIVE OIL you ask, with 131 points and a 8-5-1 record.  Ooh, the 
tales I could tell!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  This round goes to WRESTLING, their 8-5-1 warrior, OLIVE 
OIL slew the 20-13-1 MODESTA STONE.  Stay tuned next week to see what happens.  Well, 
the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and ARE YOU DONE, YET? 
demonstrated that very violently on KORINE RACE's body.  Big man!  OLIVE OIL kills 
MODESTA STONE.  Who ya gonna fight next, OLIVE OIL--Minnie Mouse?  I hope KRILL 
CAVALRY has a good enough fighter to beat the snot out of OLIVE OIL.  Ask not the 
elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  Hasta la 
bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLATE SHIFT 4928             15   2  0   114       DISASTER (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLIVE OIL 4941                8   5  1   131       WRESTLING (501)
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             17  14  1    98       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO 4939                    9   4  0    82       WRESTLING (501)
 POOP SLINGER 4478             6   3  0    71       LOOK OUT!! (460)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRON POOLE 4914            13  11  0    64       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-OOZING SORE 4482              7   1  1    61       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618            5   1  0    58       LOOK OUT!! (460)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINEGAR 4943                 10   3  0    52       WRESTLING (501)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723             3   2  1    41       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNY POOLE 4956              5   2  0    33       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720       2   0  1    33       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
 PESTILENCE 4955               2   5  2    32       DISASTER (497)
 THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722        2   0  0    26       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-HERPES 4479                   3   1  0    24       LOOK OUT!! (460)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOES NOTHING 4724             5   2  0    20       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
 OLYMPIC 4958                  1   0  0    15       WRESTLING (501)
 RINGWORM 4959                 1   0  0    11       WRESTLING (501)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SAND STORM 4957         0  1 0 DISASTER 497         BANDIT PRINCE         657  NONE
KORINE RACE 4944        6  6 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403    ARE YOU DONE, YE 4720 657   
MODESTA STONE 4910     20 13 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403    OLIVE OIL 4941        657   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Oh, good gods!  As a team on the move, we're minus thirty-one?  Typical, all too
typical.  I'd say "heads will roll," but they're all square.  Or triangular.  They
won't roll in the least. -- Jorja, Krill Cavalry
P.S.  One and four, the only surprising thing ist that there was any win at all.

Plate Shift -- You didn't have to THROW the darned things at me! -- Morit Kobun

Olive Oil -- I'm going to be HOURS getting these greasy spots off my armor. --
Modesta Stone

Jello -- Quit smirking. -- Darron Poole
P.S.  It's... it's unbecoming!

Oh, gods, this is REALLY bad.  Defeated by the Fratsfa Slave after going five and oh.
I may never live it down. -- Donny Poole

If we had to have an one-four turn, I'm glad *I* got the win.  Ha. -- Korine Race

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAND STORM was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLATE SHIFT subdued MORIT KOBUN in a 2 minute brutal Title melee.
OLIVE OIL assassinated MODESTA STONE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
JELLO savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute bloody fight.
POOP SLINGER devastated DONNY POOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARRON POOLE devastated EX-GIRLFRIEND in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
VINEGAR overcame PESTILENCE in a action packed 2 minute melee.
KORINE RACE was dispatched by ARE YOU DONE, YET? in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
DOES NOTHING was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THROWS AWAY MONEY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLYMPIC devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RINGWORM subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW         8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   2 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   9 -  2      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  19 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   6 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928           15   2  0  114 DISASTER (497)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941              8   5  1  131 WRESTLING (501)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MORIT KOBUN 4911           17  14  1   98 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
STRIKING ATTACK  JELLO 4939                  9   4  0   82 WRESTLING (501)
PARRY-LUNGE      EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618          5   1  0   58 LOOK OUT!! (460)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943               10   3  0   52 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VINEGAR 4943.  The ten other most popular fighters were PLATE SHIFT 4928, 
MORIT KOBUN 4911, JELLO 4939, POOP SLINGER 4478, SAND STORM 4957, DARRON POOLE 4914, 
PESTILENCE 4955, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722, and RINGWORM 4959.

The least popular fighter this week was EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DONNY POOLE 4956, MODESTA STONE 4910, OLYMPIC 4958, DOES 
NOTHING 4724, KORINE RACE 4944, OLIVE OIL 4941, RINGWORM 4959, THROWS AWAY MONEY 
4722, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, and PESTILENCE 4955.

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOHN ASHCROFT 4355 (125-99-3)          8  3  0         DOH!                 

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TRUMP 4359 (113-131-2)                 9  3  1         BAD HAND             
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 (109-109-0)     5  3  0         DIABLO ALSO          

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MANUEL PEREZ 4759 (63-36-1)            1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR A3    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HARRY DRESDEN 4864 (3-1-0)             5  3  0         DRESDEN FILES        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ICE STORM 4923 (8-2-1)                 0  2  0  DEAD   DISASTER             

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOAKI 4948 (0-0-0)                    10  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS 80   
SAND STORM 4957 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         DISASTER             

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WILD FIRE 4880 (24-1-3)                4  3  0         DISASTER             
PAUL WIEDORFER 4876 (38-6-1)           1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J4    

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 (1-0-0)        5  3  1         BASH BROS. BOSS      
THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722 (1-0-0)         3  3  0         BASH BROS. BOSS      

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
YERAN 4950 (0-0-0)                     0  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS 80