DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/21/2011 Duedate: 05/04/2011
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-657
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PLATE SHIFT
DISASTER (497)
(24-4928) [15-2-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
OLIVE OIL ARE YOU DONE, YET?
WRESTLING (501) BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-4941) [8-5-1,131] (24-4720) [2-0-1,33]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MORIT KOBUN VINEGAR
KRILL CAVALRY (403) WRESTLING (501)
(24-4911) [17-14-1,98] (24-4943) [10-3-0,52]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WRESTLING (501)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WRESTLING (501) 72
2. BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 33 LOOK OUT!! (460)
3. DISASTER (497) 17 Unchartered Team
4. LOOK OUT!! (460) 11
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 10 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 12 4 2 75.0 1/ 2 WRESTLING (501) 10 1 1
2/ 0 LOOK OUT!! (460) 22 9 1 71.0 2/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 5 10 0
3/ 1 DISASTER (497) 85 41 10 67.5 3/ 3 DISASTER (497) 3 5 1
4/ 2 WRESTLING (501) 35 20 1 63.6 4/ 0*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 2 1 1
5/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 833 833 25 50.0 5/ 0 LOOK OUT!! (460) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 669): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 654): ASP of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 651): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 614): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 669): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 654): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 656): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 651): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 614): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 602): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 554): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 668): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. Say good-bye to KRILL CAVALRY, as they are pushed from the coveted
top team spot by the WRESTLING stable. Hey everybody, watch out for OLIVE OIL, who
flew up 34 points in the rankings after mashing MODESTA STONE like a melon. Keep
your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was DOES NOTHING, who
dropped 7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with AMBITIOUS GUARD.
Our battling duelmaster PLATE SHIFT has managed to hold the title, fending off MORIT
KOBUN's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, KRILL CAVALRY. An apple a
day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad KRILL CAVALRY? Big bad KRILL CAVALRY. Big bad KRILL CAVALRY. ZORPUNT's
afraid of the big bad KRILL CAVALRY. Tra la la la la! For those of you who like
math, try this one: KRILL CAVALRY + Weapons That go Boom = DISASTER + Avoid City.
And who is this OLIVE OIL you ask, with 131 points and a 8-5-1 record. Ooh, the
tales I could tell!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! This round goes to WRESTLING, their 8-5-1 warrior, OLIVE
OIL slew the 20-13-1 MODESTA STONE. Stay tuned next week to see what happens. Well,
the arena is no place for slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and ARE YOU DONE, YET?
demonstrated that very violently on KORINE RACE's body. Big man! OLIVE OIL kills
MODESTA STONE. Who ya gonna fight next, OLIVE OIL--Minnie Mouse? I hope KRILL
CAVALRY has a good enough fighter to beat the snot out of OLIVE OIL. Ask not the
elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la
bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PLATE SHIFT 4928 15 2 0 114 DISASTER (497)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLIVE OIL 4941 8 5 1 131 WRESTLING (501)
MORIT KOBUN 4911 17 14 1 98 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JELLO 4939 9 4 0 82 WRESTLING (501)
POOP SLINGER 4478 6 3 0 71 LOOK OUT!! (460)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRON POOLE 4914 13 11 0 64 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-OOZING SORE 4482 7 1 1 61 LOOK OUT!! (460)
EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 5 1 0 58 LOOK OUT!! (460)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINEGAR 4943 10 3 0 52 WRESTLING (501)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723 3 2 1 41 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONNY POOLE 4956 5 2 0 33 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 2 0 1 33 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
PESTILENCE 4955 2 5 2 32 DISASTER (497)
THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-HERPES 4479 3 1 0 24 LOOK OUT!! (460)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOES NOTHING 4724 5 2 0 20 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
OLYMPIC 4958 1 0 0 15 WRESTLING (501)
RINGWORM 4959 1 0 0 11 WRESTLING (501)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SAND STORM 4957 0 1 0 DISASTER 497 BANDIT PRINCE 657 NONE
KORINE RACE 4944 6 6 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 ARE YOU DONE, YE 4720 657
MODESTA STONE 4910 20 13 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403 OLIVE OIL 4941 657
PERSONAL ADS
Oh, good gods! As a team on the move, we're minus thirty-one? Typical, all too
typical. I'd say "heads will roll," but they're all square. Or triangular. They
won't roll in the least. -- Jorja, Krill Cavalry
P.S. One and four, the only surprising thing ist that there was any win at all.
Plate Shift -- You didn't have to THROW the darned things at me! -- Morit Kobun
Olive Oil -- I'm going to be HOURS getting these greasy spots off my armor. --
Modesta Stone
Jello -- Quit smirking. -- Darron Poole
P.S. It's... it's unbecoming!
Oh, gods, this is REALLY bad. Defeated by the Fratsfa Slave after going five and oh.
I may never live it down. -- Donny Poole
If we had to have an one-four turn, I'm glad *I* got the win. Ha. -- Korine Race
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SAND STORM was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PLATE SHIFT subdued MORIT KOBUN in a 2 minute brutal Title melee.
OLIVE OIL assassinated MODESTA STONE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
JELLO savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute bloody fight.
POOP SLINGER devastated DONNY POOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARRON POOLE devastated EX-GIRLFRIEND in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
VINEGAR overcame PESTILENCE in a action packed 2 minute melee.
KORINE RACE was dispatched by ARE YOU DONE, YET? in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
DOES NOTHING was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THROWS AWAY MONEY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OLYMPIC devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RINGWORM subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 2 - 0 71 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 9 - 2 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 2 39 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 657 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL PLATE SHIFT 4928 15 2 0 114 DISASTER (497)
SLASHING ATTACK OLIVE OIL 4941 8 5 1 131 WRESTLING (501)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MORIT KOBUN 4911 17 14 1 98 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
STRIKING ATTACK JELLO 4939 9 4 0 82 WRESTLING (501)
PARRY-LUNGE EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 5 1 0 58 LOOK OUT!! (460)
AIMED BLOW VINEGAR 4943 10 3 0 52 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911. The most popular warrior this
turn was VINEGAR 4943. The ten other most popular fighters were PLATE SHIFT 4928,
MORIT KOBUN 4911, JELLO 4939, POOP SLINGER 4478, SAND STORM 4957, DARRON POOLE 4914,
PESTILENCE 4955, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722, and RINGWORM 4959.
The least popular fighter this week was EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618. The other ten least
popular fighters were DONNY POOLE 4956, MODESTA STONE 4910, OLYMPIC 4958, DOES
NOTHING 4724, KORINE RACE 4944, OLIVE OIL 4941, RINGWORM 4959, THROWS AWAY MONEY
4722, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, and PESTILENCE 4955.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JOHN ASHCROFT 4355 (125-99-3) 8 3 0 DOH!
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TRUMP 4359 (113-131-2) 9 3 1 BAD HAND
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 (109-109-0) 5 3 0 DIABLO ALSO
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MANUEL PEREZ 4759 (63-36-1) 1 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A3
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARRY DRESDEN 4864 (3-1-0) 5 3 0 DRESDEN FILES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ICE STORM 4923 (8-2-1) 0 2 0 DEAD DISASTER
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MOAKI 4948 (0-0-0) 10 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 80
SAND STORM 4957 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DISASTER
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WILD FIRE 4880 (24-1-3) 4 3 0 DISASTER
PAUL WIEDORFER 4876 (38-6-1) 1 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J4
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 (1-0-0) 5 3 1 BASH BROS. BOSS
THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS. BOSS
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
YERAN 4950 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 80