DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/05/2011 Duedate: 05/18/2011
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-658
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JELLO
WRESTLING (501)
(24-4939) [10-4-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JELLO HARRY DRESDEN
WRESTLING (501) DRESDEN FILES (495)
(24-4939) [10-4-0,102] (24-4864) [4-1-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MORIT KOBUN OLYMPIC
KRILL CAVALRY (403) WRESTLING (501)
(24-4911) [17-15-1,82] (24-4958) [1-1-0,15]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WRESTLING (501)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. DISASTER (497) 25
2. LOOK OUT!! (460) 22 LOOK OUT!! (460)
3. DRESDEN FILES (495) 9 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 4
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403) -11 DRESDEN FILES (495)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*DRESDEN FILES (495) 4 1 0 80.0 1/ 1 WRESTLING (501) 11 2 1
2/ 2 LOOK OUT!! (460) 23 9 1 71.9 2/ 3 DISASTER (497) 4 5 0
3/ 1*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 13 6 2 68.4 3/ 4*BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 3 3 1
4/ 3 DISASTER (497) 87 42 10 67.4 4/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 3 12 0
5/ 4 WRESTLING (501) 38 22 1 63.3 5/ 5 LOOK OUT!! (460) 2 1 0
6/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 834 837 25 49.9 6/ 0*DRESDEN FILES (495) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): PURPLE PASSION of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 655): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 654): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 652): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 615): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): KEELBACK of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 497): BUD BOLLARD of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 670): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 670): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 655): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 657): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 654): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 652): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 615): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 603): SERPENT'S HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (?, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 498): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 555): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 669): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 653): TOL VORAM of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
URBIN YATES of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 653): OVAELLA JUNE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 612): THE WAIT of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
(turn 611): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for POOP SLINGER, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing OLIVE
OIL like a melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to
walk out on the sands. OLIVE OIL was bested by POOP SLINGER and drops 50 points.
Try as hard as the DISASTER stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and
ex-Duelmaster) PLATE SHIFT before this week's fights. In front of all the crowds,
JELLO took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid WRESTLING, please raise you hand.
Wow. Does ZORPUNT really have that many liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but
catch LOOK OUT!!'s act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from WRESTLING.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZORPUNT have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos),
oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JELLO 4939 10 4 0 102 WRESTLING (501)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PLATE SHIFT 4928 15 2 0 114 DISASTER (497)
POOP SLINGER 4478 7 3 0 93 LOOK OUT!! (460)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORIT KOBUN 4911 17 15 1 82 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
OLIVE OIL 4941 8 6 1 81 WRESTLING (501)
DARRON POOLE 4914 14 11 0 78 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OOZING SORE 4482 7 1 1 61 LOOK OUT!! (460)
-EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 5 1 0 58 LOOK OUT!! (460)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINEGAR 4943 11 3 0 54 WRESTLING (501)
HARRY DRESDEN 4864 4 1 0 52 DRESDEN FILES (495)
PESTILENCE 4955 3 5 2 46 DISASTER (497)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723 3 2 1 41 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722 2 1 0 31 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 2 1 1 27 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
DOES NOTHING 4724 6 2 0 25 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-HERPES 4479 3 1 0 24 LOOK OUT!! (460)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONNY POOLE 4956 5 3 0 22 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
OLYMPIC 4958 1 1 0 15 WRESTLING (501)
RINGWORM 4959 2 0 0 14 WRESTLING (501)
NUKE ATTACK 4961 1 0 0 10 DISASTER (497)
MUD SLIDE 4962 0 1 0 1 DISASTER (497)
JOBERT DONNER 4964 0 1 0 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TARANA STONE 4963 0 1 0 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KORINE RACE 4944 6 6 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 ARE YOU DONE, YE 4720 657
MODESTA STONE 4910 20 13 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403 OLIVE OIL 4941 657
PERSONAL ADS
So, I'm a melon? A mashed melon. Nothing but a smear of pulp and seeds... I
suspected that. -- Ghost of Modesta stone
We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Moaki, 10-3 in Rookies.
Does this mean the Philanthropists are coming? -- Jorja and Krill Cavalry
Plate Shift -- You didn't have to bean me with one. I'll be combing crockery out of
my hair for days! -- Morit Kobun
Olive Oil -- What did I ever do to you, that you should do this to me? -- Ghost of
Modesta Stone
Poop Slinger -- I'll pass, I think. -- Donny Poole
Ex-Girlfriend -- You have to stop CALLING me! -- Darron Poole
P.S. You SAID you wanted to be "just friends." Be one. But stop CALLING me.
Are You Done, Yet? -- Yes. -- Ghost of Korine Race
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PESTILENCE devastated DONNY POOLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
OLIVE OIL lost to POOP SLINGER in a 1 minute battle.
MORIT KOBUN was handily defeated by JELLO in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
DARRON POOLE viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
VINEGAR luckily beat THROWS AWAY MONEY in a 2 minute brutal fight.
HARRY DRESDEN devastated ARE YOU DONE, YET? in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
DOES NOTHING unbelievably bested OLYMPIC in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
RINGWORM defeated MUD SLIDE in a action packed 1 minute beginner's melee.
NUKE ATTACK vanquished TARANA STONE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JOBERT DONNER lost to EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 - 0 75 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 9 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 2 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 16 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 5 - 0 17 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 658 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK JELLO 4939 10 4 0 102 WRESTLING (501)
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 4478 7 3 0 93 LOOK OUT!! (460)
LUNGING ATTACK MORIT KOBUN 4911 17 15 1 82 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW VINEGAR 4943 11 3 0 54 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911. The most popular warrior this
turn was OLYMPIC 4958. The ten other most popular fighters were THROWS AWAY MONEY
4722, PESTILENCE 4955, DARRON POOLE 4914, HARRY DRESDEN 4864, RINGWORM 4959, POOP
SLINGER 4478, JELLO 4939, VINEGAR 4943, MUD SLIDE 4962, and NUKE ATTACK 4961.
The least popular fighter this week was TARANA STONE 4963. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOES NOTHING 4724, MORIT KOBUN 4911, OLIVE OIL 4941, DONNY
POOLE 4956, JOBERT DONNER 4964, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, NUKE ATTACK 4961, MUD SLIDE
4962, VINEGAR 4943, and JELLO 4939.