DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/02/2011    Duedate: 06/15/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-660

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JELLO
WRESTLING (501)
(24-4939) [12-4-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JELLO                          HARRY DRESDEN
WRESTLING (501)                DRESDEN FILES (495)
(24-4939) [12-4-0,124]         (24-4864) [6-1-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    OLIVE OIL
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            WRESTLING (501)
(24-4911) [17-17-1,75]         (24-4941) [10-6-1,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRESTLING (501)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRESTLING (501)             40
2. DRESDEN FILES (495)          7      WATER DECK (459)
3. BASH BROS. BOSS (483)        0      Unchartered Team
4. DISASTER (497)               0
5. LOOK OUT!! (460)             0      DRESDEN FILES (495)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*DRESDEN FILES (495)        6   1  0 85.7   1/ 1 WRESTLING (501)           9  6 0
 2- 2 LOOK OUT!! (460)          23   9  1 71.9   2/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       4 11 0
 3- 3 DISASTER (497)            88  44 10 66.7   3/ 5*DRESDEN FILES (495)       3  0 0
 4- 4*BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     14   7  2 66.7   4- 3 DISASTER (497)            3  3 0
 5/ 0 WATER DECK (459)          82  46  4 64.1   5- 2*BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     2  3 0
 6/ 5 WRESTLING (501)           44  26  1 62.9   6- 6 LOOK OUT!! (460)          1  0 0
 7/ 6 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      837 844 25 49.8   7/ 0 WATER DECK (459)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 614): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): CORAL of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 614): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZORPUNT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see OMASTAR win a fight and gain 14 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, OLYMPIC beat 
TARANA STONE and TARANA STONE lost 10 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, ZORPUNT may be getting bland, as JELLO stays top dog in 
the city.  The Warty Toad, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From ZORPUNT's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ZORPUNT's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the ZORPUNT arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of ZORPUNT.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO 4939                   12   4  0   124       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PLATE SHIFT 4928             15   2  0   114       DISASTER (497)
 OLIVE OIL 4941               10   6  1    96       WRESTLING (501)
-POOP SLINGER 4478             7   3  0    93       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 TENTACRUEL 4588              13   6  0    92       WATER DECK (459)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             17  17  1    75       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 DARRON POOLE 4914            14  13  0    71       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARRY DRESDEN 4864            6   1  0    62       DRESDEN FILES (495)
-OOZING SORE 4482              7   1  1    61       LOOK OUT!! (460)
-EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618            5   1  0    58       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 OMASTAR 4665                  5   0  0    57       WATER DECK (459)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722        3   1  0    53       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723             3   2  1    41       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
 VINEGAR 4943                 11   5  0    38       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VAPOREON 4613                 3   3  0    31       WATER DECK (459)
-DOES NOTHING 4724             6   3  0    28       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720       2   1  1    27       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-HERPES 4479                   3   1  0    24       LOOK OUT!! (460)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NUKE ATTACK 4961              2   0  0    23       DISASTER (497)
 JOBERT DONNER 4964            2   1  0    21       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 DONNY POOLE 4956              5   5  0    20       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 RINGWORM 4959                 3   1  0    20       WRESTLING (501)
 OLYMPIC 4958                  2   2  0    15       WRESTLING (501)
-CLOYSTER 4666                 0   1  0     7       WATER DECK (459)
 TARANA STONE 4963             1   2  0     5       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KORINE RACE 4944        6  6 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403    ARE YOU DONE, YE 4720 657   
MODESTA STONE 4910     20 13 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403    OLIVE OIL 4941        657   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jello -- I didn't know you were supposed to be CHILLED first.  You never come into
the arena cold, so how could I know that?  This is all wrong. -- Darron Poole

Olive Oil -- You're slippery, too bad you aren't a wench. -- Morit Kobun

Nuke Attack -- Cheese, I don't have the armor for that! -- Donny Poole

Olympic -- Wow, a woman taller than I am!  Talk about a challenge! -- Jobert Donner

Ringworm -- You'd be amazed what cleanliness will do. -- Tarana Stone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JELLO devastated TENTACRUEL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
OLIVE OIL savagely defeated MORIT KOBUN in a 3 minute brutal melee.
DARRON POOLE was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute duel.
HARRY DRESDEN overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
VINEGAR was vanquished by OMASTAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DONNY POOLE was beaten by RINGWORM in a 1 minute brawl.
JOBERT DONNER handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
OLYMPIC won victory over TARANA STONE in a 1 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   6 -  1      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  2      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  20 -  2      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 660 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JELLO 4939                 12   4  0  124 WRESTLING (501)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941             10   6  1   96 WRESTLING (501)
BASHING ATTACK   TENTACRUEL 4588            13   6  0   92 WATER DECK (459)
LUNGING ATTACK   DARRON POOLE 4914          14  13  0   71 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
AIMED BLOW       OMASTAR 4665                5   0  0   57 WATER DECK (459)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OLIVE OIL 4941.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARRON POOLE 4914, 
HARRY DRESDEN 4864, JELLO 4939, MORIT KOBUN 4911, OMASTAR 4665, RINGWORM 4959, 
OLYMPIC 4958, TENTACRUEL 4588, JOBERT DONNER 4964, and TARANA STONE 4963.

The least popular fighter this week was DONNY POOLE 4956.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VINEGAR 4943, TARANA STONE 4963, JOBERT DONNER 4964, TENTACRUEL 
4588, OLYMPIC 4958, RINGWORM 4959, OMASTAR 4665, MORIT KOBUN 4911, JELLO 4939, and 
HARRY DRESDEN 4864.