Date   : 07/14/2011    Duedate: 07/27/2011


DM-24    TURN-663

This Weeks Top Honors


(24-4939) [15-4-0,147]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JELLO                          POSITION IS EMPTY
WRESTLING (501)                
(24-4939) [15-4-0,147]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    OLYMPIC
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            WRESTLING (501)
(24-4911) [17-20-1,74]         (24-4958) [4-3-0,32]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRESTLING (501)             27
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         23      WRESTLING (501)
3. WATER DECK (459)             1      Unchartered Team
4. DISASTER (497)               0
                                       DRAGON RIDERS (254)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 DISASTER (497)            91  47 10 65.9   1/ 1 WRESTLING (501)          12  3 0
 2/ 3 WRESTLING (501)           56  29  1 65.9   2/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       4 11 1
 3/ 4 WATER DECK (459)          85  50  4 63.0   3- 2 DISASTER (497)            3  3 0
 4/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      841 855 26 49.6   4/ 3 WATER DECK (459)          3  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                             THE ADM REGIONAL TOURNAMENT

The next ADM Regional Tournament will be held in the months of October/November 2011
and will be contested in the regular arenas during the late Summer months.

Q: What is the ADM Regional Tournament?
A: The ADM Regional Tournament is a competition where the best and brightest warriors
   from the ADM regionals compete for bragging rights and to see which region is the

Q: How does it work?
A: During the month of October, the warriors of each Regional Team will be temporarily
   moved to a special regional arena, where they will battle it out in a single
   elimination tournament.  The last warrior standing wins for his region.  (Learns,
   skills, and FE gained during the contest will not be permanent.)

   Results will be posted online during the months of October/November.

Q: How are teams determined?
A: There are 10 warrior slots given out to each team. The 10 Stylemasters of each
   regional arena during Saturday, October 15th will automatically qualify and be

   To qualify for a Stylemaster position, you must have been active in the arena in 4
   of the prior 6 turns including the last one (2 of the last 3 for Crysalis).  (Thus,
   you'll want to activate your warriors before the week of July 23rd, to be safe.)

   Should a team not be able to qualify all 10 warriors, they may select wildcard
   entrants to fill those empty slots.  However, they must have at least 7 different
   styles represented AND no more than 2 of any style.  Should they not be able to
   meet this criteria, their team will be filled with NPCs.

   Each manager may only play for 1 region and may qualify no more than 3 warriors on
   a regional team.  They may play a 3rd warrior only if everyone else who wants to
   participate already has 2 and/or there is no other option.  A manager may not have
   more than 1 warrior of the same style on the regional team.

Q: What's a Regional Coordinator?
A: The Regional Coordinator is the unofficial "team captain":  They are in charge of
   putting together their team based on the rules, trying to make sure everyone is
   included and that any disputes are handled.  (For instance, if someone qualifies
   more than 2 warriors, the regional coordinator will work with that manager and
   determine which warriors will participate on the team, and then notify
   replacements, etc.)

   The Regional Coordinators are: Manager (Andorak), Buri(Darkholm), The Dark One
   (Free Blades), Crip (Crysalis), Master Darque (Unnamed No Tourney Arena), One Arm
   Bandit (Home Guard).  If you need to contact them, you can write a personal ad in
   the ADM arena, or send a diplo to them at:

                        Manager:        Superior Forces in DM 105
                        The Dark One:   Angels of Pain in DM 103
                        Buri:           Tackle Box in DM 104
                        One Arm Bandit: Sea Dogs in DM 101
                        Crip:           Royal Flush in DM 106
                        Master Darque:  Darque Ages in DM 81

Q: What does happen if someone qualifies more than 2 warriors?
A: That manager will be able to decide which 2 to send (or, if there are no other
   options, the manager may send 3--see above) and the next highest qualifying warrior
   will be able to take place of the warrior that doesn't get sent if it's an
   automatic spot.  It's definitely a good idea to communicate with your team
   coordinator and fellow teammates.  Remember, even though you are fighting for
   qualification spots, you all still want to put together a competitive team! (All
   of the captains treat this as an inclusive event so it's unlikely anyone will
   completely get left out in the cold.)

Q: What if my warriors are not in ADM regional?  Or, what if they are in the wrong
   ADM regional?
A: If your warriors are in 100, or are in the wrong region, and they haven't fought
   since the split, you can request to CSR to have them moved into the proper
   regional arena.

Q: Is there a prize?
A: Bragging rights!

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 675): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 659): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 659): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 657): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 675): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 660): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 659): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 659): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 657): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
             (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZORPUNT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see DARRON POOLE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DARRON POOLE 
beat OMASTAR and OMASTAR lost 19 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety 
is the spice of life, ZORPUNT may be getting bland, as JELLO stays top dog in the 
city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do 
they get this stuff?  From ZORPUNT's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
ZORPUNT, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  WRESTLING the most avoided team? 
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was WATER DECK.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, OLIVE OIL was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ZORPUNT's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ZORPUNT to get a drink than The Dripping 
Blade!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO 4939                   15   4  0   147       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PLATE SHIFT 4928             15   2  0   114       DISASTER (497)
 TENTACRUEL 4588              14   7  0   106       WATER DECK (459)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLIVE OIL 4941               12   7  1    85       WRESTLING (501)
 DARRON POOLE 4914            15  15  0    80       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 VINEGAR 4943                 14   5  0    79       WRESTLING (501)
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             17  20  1    74       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OMASTAR 4665                  6   2  0    55       WATER DECK (459)
-VAPOREON 4613                 4   4  0    34       WATER DECK (459)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLYMPIC 4958                  4   3  0    32       WRESTLING (501)
 RINGWORM 4959                 5   2  0    26       WRESTLING (501)
 DONNY POOLE 4956              6   7  0    25       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TARANA STONE 4963             2   4  1    17       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 JOBERT DONNER 4964            3   3  0    14       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-LEVEE BREACH 4970             2   0  0    14       DISASTER (497)
-CLOYSTER 4666                 0   1  0     7       WATER DECK (459)
-EPIDEMIC 4987                 0   1  0     1       DISASTER (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      TARANA STONE 4963     663  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jello -- You're just beating all of us up, aren't you?  Don't you have someplace to
be... like The Isle? -- Water Deck

Olive Oil -- Slippery devil, as always. -- Morit Kobun

Vinegar -- You soured me on the whole concept of dressing a salad.  Which was an odd
one to begin with, who wants lettuce with boots on?  Hobnailed boots, besides.  Ouch.
-- Darron Poole, off salads for the the duration

Ringworm -- Maybe if you shaved your head?  I did try to do it for you, but you kept
twitching.  Gotta watch that, you could lose an ear. -- Donny Poole

Levee Breach -- I wouldn't want to be thought of as casting aspersions, but the
typical response to a broken levee around here is sandbagging. -- Tarana Stone

Epidemic -- Lots of healthy liquids, that's the key.  Drink orange juice and wash in
hot, soapy water.  Amazing how much it helps. -- Jobert Donner

13 July 11

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TENTACRUEL devastated OLIVE OIL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
JELLO vanquished MORIT KOBUN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
OMASTAR was demolished by DARRON POOLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VINEGAR devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DONNY POOLE was narrowly defeated by OLYMPIC in a 2 minute match.
RINGWORM bested JOBERT DONNER in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
TARANA STONE assassinated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   5 -  1      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -   8 -  1      68  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  12 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  19 -  1      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   9 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  JELLO 4939                 15   4  0  147 WRESTLING (501)
BASHING ATTACK   TENTACRUEL 4588            14   7  0  106 WATER DECK (459)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941             12   7  1   85 WRESTLING (501)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943               14   5  0   79 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OLYMPIC 4958.  The ten other most popular fighters were RINGWORM 4959, JELLO 

The least popular fighter this week was OMASTAR 4665.  The other ten least popular 
4963, DONNY POOLE 4956, VINEGAR 4943, TENTACRUEL 4588, DARRON POOLE 4914, JELLO 4939, 
and RINGWORM 4959.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:



     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes