DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/28/2011    Duedate: 08/10/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-664

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PLATE SHIFT
DISASTER (497)
(24-4928) [16-2-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PLATE SHIFT                    POSITION IS EMPTY
DISASTER (497)                 
(24-4928) [16-2-0,125]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MORIT KOBUN                    JELLO
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            WRESTLING (501)
(24-4911) [18-20-1,93]         (24-4939) [15-5-0,100]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRESTLING (501)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DISASTER (497)              31
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         28      DISASTER (497)
3. WATER DECK (459)             0      Unchartered Team
4. WRESTLING (501)            -51
                                       THE IRON RING (381)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DISASTER (497)            93  47 10 66.4   1/ 1 WRESTLING (501)           9  6 0
 2/ 2 WRESTLING (501)           58  32  1 64.4   2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       7  8 1
 3- 3 WATER DECK (459)          85  50  4 63.0   3/ 3 DISASTER (497)            3  2 0
 4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      844 857 26 49.6   4- 4 WATER DECK (459)          2  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 676): CHERRY CHICKEN of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 663): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 618): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 609): KATERINA COLLIN of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 504): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 561): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 676): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 663): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 618): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 609): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 504): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 561): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
             (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZORPUNT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see MORIT KOBUN win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
MORIT KOBUN beat VINEGAR and VINEGAR lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
PLATE SHIFT challenged ZORPUNT's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And it's out 
with the old, in with the new, as PLATE SHIFT takes the Title and last week's bar tab 
from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how 
else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
ZORPUNT, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  KRILL CAVALRY the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DISASTER.  Ha ha ha ha!  I 
guess I can give a little credit to EPIDEMIC of DISASTER for challenging up by 25 to 
RINGWORM.  EPIDEMIC won to get 21 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ZORPUNT's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLATE SHIFT 4928             16   2  0   125       DISASTER (497)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JELLO 4939                   15   5  0   100       WRESTLING (501)
 OLIVE OIL 4941               13   7  1    94       WRESTLING (501)
 MORIT KOBUN 4911             18  20  1    93       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRON POOLE 4914            15  16  0    73       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINEGAR 4943                 14   6  0    66       WRESTLING (501)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLYMPIC 4958                  5   3  0    40       WRESTLING (501)
-VAPOREON 4613                 4   4  0    34       WATER DECK (459)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNY POOLE 4956              6   8  0    26       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TARANA STONE 4963             3   4  1    24       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOBERT DONNER 4964            4   3  0    22       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 EPIDEMIC 4987                 1   1  0    21       DISASTER (497)
 RINGWORM 4959                 5   3  0    18       WRESTLING (501)
-LEVEE BREACH 4970             2   0  0    14       DISASTER (497)
-CLOYSTER 4666                 0   1  0     7       WATER DECK (459)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Tentacruel. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

Jello -- Those Water Deck guys had a point, if water can be said to have points.
Well, if it's frozen.  Ah, where was I?  Oh, right.  Okay, you need to graduate.  Go.
-- Morit Kobun

Omastar -- I didn't want to *demolish* you, just, you know, subdue you a little.  I
think you'd make a great tie-tack, but not if you're demolished. -- Darron Poole

Olympic -- I guess I'm not ready for the Olympic pool yet.  Gotta work on that. --
Donny Poole

Ringworm -- You just got annoyed because I bit you.  It was a reflex, no
cannibalistic intent involved.  Calm down. -- Jobert Donner

Assassinated?  No such thing!  The Convicted Thief died an accidental death due to
being dropped on the way to the Infirmary. -- Tarana Stone

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLATE SHIFT bested JELLO in a 2 minute bloody Challenge Title fight.
EPIDEMIC won victory over RINGWORM in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
MORIT KOBUN handily defeated VINEGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARRON POOLE was vanquished by OLIVE OIL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OLYMPIC overpowered DONNY POOLE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
JOBERT DONNER devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TARANA STONE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -   6 -  1      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -   8 -  1      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  18 -  1      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 664 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928           16   2  0  125 DISASTER (497)
STRIKING ATTACK  JELLO 4939                 15   5  0  100 WRESTLING (501)
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941             13   7  1   94 WRESTLING (501)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943               14   6  0   66 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MORIT KOBUN 4911.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JELLO 4939.  The ten other most popular fighters were RINGWORM 4959, MORIT 
KOBUN 4911, PLATE SHIFT 4928, OLIVE OIL 4941, OLYMPIC 4958, EPIDEMIC 4987, DONNY 
POOLE 4956, JOBERT DONNER 4964, TARANA STONE 4963, and VINEGAR 4943.

The least popular fighter this week was DARRON POOLE 4914.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VINEGAR 4943, TARANA STONE 4963, JOBERT DONNER 4964, DONNY 
POOLE 4956, EPIDEMIC 4987, OLYMPIC 4958, OLIVE OIL 4941, PLATE SHIFT 4928, MORIT 
KOBUN 4911, and RINGWORM 4959.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JELLO (24-4939) WRESTLING (501)
MORIT KOBUN (24-4911) KRILL CAVALRY (403)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TENTACRUEL (24-4588) WATER DECK (459)

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JOHN ASHCROFT 4355 (132-100-3)         7  3  0         DOH!                 
TRUMP 4359 (120-132-2)                 0  5  0         BAD HAND             

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 (109-109-0)     7  3  1         DIABLO ALSO          

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GYRADOS 4476 (44-23-0)                 6  3  0         WATER DECK           

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PAUL WIEDORFER 4876 (43-9-1)           1  4  0         MEDAL OF HONOR J4    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TENTACRUEL 4588 (14-7-0)               0  3  0         WATER DECK           

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POOP SLINGER 4478 (7-3-0)              7  3  0         LOOK OUT!!           
THE MASTER 3100 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         A THOUSAND NATIONS   

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OOZING SORE 4482 (7-1-1)               3  3  0         LOOK OUT!!           
HARRY DRESDEN 4864 (6-1-0)             2  3  0         DRESDEN FILES        
FIRST KNIGHT 3098 (0-0-0)              0  3  0         A THOUSAND NATIONS   

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
OMASTAR 4665 (6-2-0)                   1  2  0  DEAD   WATER DECK           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLIZZARD 4960 (0-0-0)                 12  3  1         DISASTER             
-+<}{>+- 2596 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         HUH