DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2011    Duedate: 08/24/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-665

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

OLIVE OIL
WRESTLING (501)
(24-4941) [14-7-1,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

OLIVE OIL                      POSITION IS EMPTY
WRESTLING (501)                
(24-4941) [14-7-1,112]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DARRON POOLE                   OLIVE OIL
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            WRESTLING (501)
(24-4914) [15-17-0,66]         (24-4941) [14-7-1,112]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WRESTLING (501)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRESTLING (501)             41
2. DISASTER (497)              27      DISASTER (497)
3. WATER DECK (459)             0      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         -1
                                       THE AVENGERS (106)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 DISASTER (497)            97  48 11 66.9   1/ 1 WRESTLING (501)          10  5 0
 2/ 2 WRESTLING (501)           62  33  1 65.3   2/ 3 DISASTER (497)            6  1 1
 3- 3 WATER DECK (459)          85  50  4 63.0   3/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       6  9 1
 4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      845 861 26 49.5   4- 4 WATER DECK (459)          1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome ZORPUNT.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights have 
I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with BLIZZARD?  He 
actually beat ZORPUNT's EMBEZZLING SCRIBE, and walked away with 21 more points from 
the fight.  Major screwup at KRILL CAVALRY.  DARRON POOLE lost 7 points to VINEGAR.  
Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe DARRON POOLE will provide more easy wins...  See 
how the Duelmaster challenged WRESTLING's OLIVE OIL?  That sort of initiative is how 
he got where he is now.  I'm sure ZORPUNT is excited about OLIVE OIL, the new 
Duelmaster from WRESTLING.  (remember?)  But when you've seen as many as I have...  
Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is 
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
WATER DECK.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at DISASTER ain't reelin'!  
WATER DECK's mad!   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good 
skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLIVE OIL 4941               14   7  1   112       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PLATE SHIFT 4928             16   3  0    94       DISASTER (497)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINEGAR 4943                 15   6  0    76       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRON POOLE 4914            15  17  0    66       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLYMPIC 4958                  6   3  0    46       WRESTLING (501)
-VAPOREON 4613                 4   4  0    34       WATER DECK (459)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOBERT DONNER 4964            5   3  0    32       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 EPIDEMIC 4987                 2   1  0    31       DISASTER (497)
 DONNY POOLE 4956              6   9  0    27       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 LEVEE BREACH 4970             3   0  0    26       DISASTER (497)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLIZZARD 4960                 1   0  1    21       DISASTER (497)
 RINGWORM 4959                 5   4  0    19       WRESTLING (501)
 TARANA STONE 4963             3   5  1    19       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 SKY IS FALLING 4989           1   0  0    15       DISASTER (497)
-CLOYSTER 4666                 0   1  0     7       WATER DECK (459)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      BLIZZARD 4960         665  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Plate Shift -- Way to GO! -- the Krill Cavalry, tired of jello

And, despite that, we congratulate the graduating Jello. -- Jorja and the Krill
Cavalry

And we salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Blizzard, tourney
victor in the Rookies.  That probably means snow in our future? -- Jorja and the
Krill Cavalry

Vinegar -- I brought my oil, so had you under control. -- Morit Kobun

Olive Oil -- Well, I had MEANT to bring vinegar and have YOU under control, but I
couldn't get any away from Morit.  He was putting it on SALAD.  Gah. -- Darron Poole,
no fan of rabbit food

Olympic -- Somebody said I should get a "speedo" so I could deal with an "olympic
poole."  This makes no sense, so I am ignoring it. -- Donny Poole

The Convicted Thief was easy meat. -- Jobert Donner
P.S.  I mean, an easy win.  I did NOT eat him.  Really, not.
P.P.S.  He was too greasy anyway.

A Convicted Thief missing several fingers?  Next time, I want my OWN Convicted Thief,
not Jobert's leftovers. -- Tarana Stone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLATE SHIFT was viciously subdued by OLIVE OIL in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
LEVEE BREACH viciously subdued DONNY POOLE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
JELLO bested MORIT KOBUN in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
DARRON POOLE was bested by VINEGAR in a popular 1 minute expert's brawl.
OLYMPIC devastated TARANA STONE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOBERT DONNER handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RINGWORM was vanquished by EPIDEMIC in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BLIZZARD assassinated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SKY IS FALLING luckily beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -   6 -  2      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -   8 -  1      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   5 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        17 -  13 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  19 -  0      21  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  11 -  0       8  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 665 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  OLIVE OIL 4941             14   7  1  112 WRESTLING (501)
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928           16   3  0   94 DISASTER (497)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943               15   6  0   76 WRESTLING (501)
STRIKING ATTACK  OLYMPIC 4958                6   3  0   46 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DARRON POOLE 4914.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OLIVE OIL 4941.  The ten other most popular fighters were RINGWORM 4959, 
LEVEE BREACH 4970, DONNY POOLE 4956, VINEGAR 4943, JOBERT DONNER 4964, OLYMPIC 4958, 
SKY IS FALLING 4989, PLATE SHIFT 4928, DARRON POOLE 4914, and TARANA STONE 4963.

The least popular fighter this week was EPIDEMIC 4987.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLIZZARD 4960, TARANA STONE 4963, DARRON POOLE 4914, PLATE SHIFT 4928, 
SKY IS FALLING 4989, OLYMPIC 4958, JOBERT DONNER 4964, VINEGAR 4943, DONNY POOLE 
4956, and LEVEE BREACH 4970.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

OLIVE OIL (24-4941) WRESTLING (501)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MORIT KOBUN (24-4911) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
JELLO (24-4939) WRESTLING (501)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.