DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/25/2011    Duedate: 09/07/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-666

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POOP SLINGER
LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4478) [8-3-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POOP SLINGER                   POSITION IS EMPTY
LOOK OUT!! (460)               
(24-4478) [8-3-0,112]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DARRON POOLE                   OOZING SORE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4914) [16-17-0,84]         (24-4482) [8-1-1,81]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KRILL CAVALRY (403)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LOOK OUT!! (460)            73
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         42      LOOK OUT!! (460)
3. DISASTER (497)               0      Unchartered Team
4. WRESTLING (501)            -54
                                        (149)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 LOOK OUT!! (460)          27  10  1 73.0   1/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       8  6 0
 2- 1 DISASTER (497)            97  48 11 66.9   2- 2 DISASTER (497)            6  1 1
 3/ 2 WRESTLING (501)           62  37  1 62.6   3/ 1 WRESTLING (501)           6  8 0
 4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      849 861 26 49.6   4/ 0 LOOK OUT!! (460)          4  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 678): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 662): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 662): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to WRESTLING, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the KRILL CAVALRY stable.  Hey everybody, watch out for HERPES, who flew 
up 23 points in the rankings after mashing OLYMPIC like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was OLYMPIC, who dropped 20 
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with HERPES.  In front of all 
the crowds, POOP SLINGER took the Duelmaster's crown for its own.  I give the bum two 
weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.  
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZORPUNT have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos).  Now that I've got you 
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOP SLINGER 4478             8   3  0   112       LOOK OUT!! (460)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PLATE SHIFT 4928             16   3  0    94       DISASTER (497)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRON POOLE 4914            16  17  0    84       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 OOZING SORE 4482              8   1  1    81       LOOK OUT!! (460)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINEGAR 4943                 15   7  0    66       WRESTLING (501)
 EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618            6   1  0    65       LOOK OUT!! (460)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERPES 4479                   4   1  0    47       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 JOBERT DONNER 4964            6   3  0    44       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNY POOLE 4956              7   9  0    31       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-EPIDEMIC 4987                 2   1  0    31       DISASTER (497)
 TARANA STONE 4963             4   5  1    27       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 OLYMPIC 4958                  6   4  0    26       WRESTLING (501)
-LEVEE BREACH 4970             3   0  0    26       DISASTER (497)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLIZZARD 4960                 1   0  1    21       DISASTER (497)
 RINGWORM 4959                 5   5  0    20       WRESTLING (501)
-SKY IS FALLING 4989           1   0  0    15       DISASTER (497)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HERE COMES BOOKI 4642   0  1 0 LOOK OUT!! 460       SHEWISH GIANT         666  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the slippery Olive Oil, who is slipping away from us. -- Jorja and the
Krill Cavalry

Levee Breach -- I think you need a pair of Levee Overhauls. -- Donny Poole

Jello -- Ugh. -- Morit Kobun, tired of the stuff

Vinegar -- An encounter like that really sours my disposition. -- Darron Poole

Olympic -- Aren't you only supposed to come around every four years? -- Tarana Stone,
sure it hasn't been that long

Euwh!  The Embezzling Scribe actually has INK for blood!  Ruins the flavor entirely.
-- Jobert Donner

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HERE COMES BOOKIE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OLIVE OIL was devastated by POOP SLINGER in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
VINEGAR was viciously subdued by DARRON POOLE in a 2 minute veteran's match.
OOZING SORE viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 2 minute veteran's fight.
EX-GIRLFRIEND devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OLYMPIC was devastated by HERPES in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JOBERT DONNER handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DONNY POOLE slimly won victory over RINGWORM in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
TARANA STONE vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -   6 -  2      76  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  10 -  1      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        18 -  15 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  16 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 666 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 4478           8   3  0  112 LOOK OUT!! (460)
LUNGING ATTACK   OOZING SORE 4482            8   1  1   81 LOOK OUT!! (460)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943               15   7  0   66 WRESTLING (501)
PARRY-LUNGE      EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618          6   1  0   65 LOOK OUT!! (460)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DARRON POOLE 4914.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OOZING SORE 4482.  The ten other most popular fighters were DARRON POOLE 
4914, POOP SLINGER 4478, RINGWORM 4959, VINEGAR 4943, HERPES 4479, DONNY POOLE 4956, 
TARANA STONE 4963, EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618, JOBERT DONNER 4964, and HERE COMES BOOKIE 
4642.

The least popular fighter this week was OLYMPIC 4958.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HERE COMES BOOKIE 4642, JOBERT DONNER 4964, EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618, TARANA 
STONE 4963, DONNY POOLE 4956, HERPES 4479, VINEGAR 4943, RINGWORM 4959, POOP SLINGER 
4478, and DARRON POOLE 4914.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

OLIVE OIL (24-4941) WRESTLING (501)