DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/08/2011 Duedate: 09/21/2011
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-667
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POOP SLINGER
LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4478) [9-3-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POOP SLINGER POSITION IS EMPTY
LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4478) [9-3-0,125]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
DARRON POOLE POOP SLINGER
KRILL CAVALRY (403) LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4914) [16-18-0,74] (24-4478) [9-3-0,125]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
LOOK OUT!! (460)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. LOOK OUT!! (460) 46
2. WRESTLING (501) 19 LOOK OUT!! (460)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 1 Unchartered Team
4. DISASTER (497) -15
MELANIE'S BODY (253)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 LOOK OUT!! (460) 31 11 1 73.8 1/ 4 LOOK OUT!! (460) 8 2 0
2/ 2 DISASTER (497) 98 52 11 65.3 2/ 3 WRESTLING (501) 7 6 0
3/ 3 WRESTLING (501) 65 38 1 63.1 3/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 7 0
4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 850 864 26 49.6 4/ 2 DISASTER (497) 5 5 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of ZORPUNT. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Nothing is certain
in ZORPUNT, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top
team--LOOK OUT!!. What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask)
Cause for celebration, according to LOOK OUT!!. Good things come to those who fight
well, as WRESTLING can attest, moving up by 1. Practice pays for TARANA STONE, who
pummelled EPIDEMIC, to pocket 14 points. EPIDEMIC certainly had a baffled expression
on his face, after losing to TARANA STONE and losing 12 points in the process! POOP
SLINGER found out being ZORPUNT's Duelmaster isn't all nuts and berries, receiving 2
challenges! The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as PLATE SHIFT faced
ZORPUNT's Duelmaster. PLATE SHIFT found out that ZORPUNT isn't a democracy. You've
gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's been walking into
taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in ZORPUNT avoid KRILL CAVALRY. The warriors of KRILL CAVALRY
found their efforts at combat frustrated as DISASTER apparently had more important
things to do than fight.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in ZORPUNT would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in ZORPUNT is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOP SLINGER 4478 9 3 0 125 LOOK OUT!! (460)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OOZING SORE 4482 9 1 1 94 LOOK OUT!! (460)
PLATE SHIFT 4928 16 4 0 93 DISASTER (497)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARRON POOLE 4914 16 18 0 74 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 7 1 0 73 LOOK OUT!! (460)
VINEGAR 4943 16 7 0 69 WRESTLING (501)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERPES 4479 4 2 0 49 LOOK OUT!! (460)
JOBERT DONNER 4964 6 4 0 41 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TARANA STONE 4963 5 5 1 41 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
OLYMPIC 4958 7 4 0 34 WRESTLING (501)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DONNY POOLE 4956 7 10 0 31 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
RINGWORM 4959 6 5 0 27 WRESTLING (501)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEVEE BREACH 4970 3 1 0 22 DISASTER (497)
BLIZZARD 4960 1 1 1 21 DISASTER (497)
EPIDEMIC 4987 2 2 0 19 DISASTER (497)
SKY IS FALLING 4989 2 0 0 17 DISASTER (497)
ANGRY BIRD 4997 1 0 0 10 LOOK OUT!! (460)
WWC 4996 0 1 0 1 WRESTLING (501)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
Okay, right, personals. Oog. What WAS that we were drinking last night?
Vinegar -- Baking soda to you, dudette! -- Darron Poole
Dumb standby. -- Jobert Donner
P.S. But tasty.
Ringworm -- Squash-a-worm. -- Donny Poole the Unimaginative
THAT is all Osksi can show? -- Tarana Stone
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PLATE SHIFT was viciously subdued by POOP SLINGER in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
LEVEE BREACH was viciously subdued by OLYMPIC in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EPIDEMIC was overpowered by TARANA STONE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLIZZARD was bested by RINGWORM in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
OOZING SORE overpowered DARRON POOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VINEGAR defeated HERPES in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
EX-GIRLFRIEND vanquished JOBERT DONNER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DONNY POOLE was viciously subdued by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory duel.
SKY IS FALLING defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute beginner's match.
WWC was overpowered by ANGRY BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 7 - 1 71 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 11 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 19 - 16 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 10 - 0 17 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 667 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 4478 9 3 0 125 LOOK OUT!! (460)
LUNGING ATTACK OOZING SORE 4482 9 1 1 94 LOOK OUT!! (460)
WALL OF STEEL PLATE SHIFT 4928 16 4 0 93 DISASTER (497)
PARRY-LUNGE EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618 7 1 0 73 LOOK OUT!! (460)
AIMED BLOW VINEGAR 4943 16 7 0 69 WRESTLING (501)
STRIKING ATTACK OLYMPIC 4958 7 4 0 34 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is DARRON POOLE 4914. The most popular warrior this
turn was POOP SLINGER 4478. The ten other most popular fighters were TARANA STONE
4963, OOZING SORE 4482, OLYMPIC 4958, VINEGAR 4943, EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618, RINGWORM
4959, DONNY POOLE 4956, ANGRY BIRD 4997, PLATE SHIFT 4928, and LEVEE BREACH 4970.
The least popular fighter this week was WWC 4996. The other ten least popular
fighters were HERPES 4479, DARRON POOLE 4914, EPIDEMIC 4987, SKY IS FALLING 4989,
JOBERT DONNER 4964, BLIZZARD 4960, LEVEE BREACH 4970, PLATE SHIFT 4928, ANGRY BIRD
4997, and DONNY POOLE 4956.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
PLATE SHIFT (24-4928) DISASTER (497)