DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/08/2011    Duedate: 09/21/2011

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-667

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POOP SLINGER
LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4478) [9-3-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POOP SLINGER                   POSITION IS EMPTY
LOOK OUT!! (460)               
(24-4478) [9-3-0,125]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DARRON POOLE                   POOP SLINGER
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            LOOK OUT!! (460)
(24-4914) [16-18-0,74]         (24-4478) [9-3-0,125]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

LOOK OUT!! (460)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LOOK OUT!! (460)            46
2. WRESTLING (501)             19      LOOK OUT!! (460)
3. KRILL CAVALRY (403)          1      Unchartered Team
4. DISASTER (497)             -15
                                       MELANIE'S BODY (253)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 LOOK OUT!! (460)          31  11  1 73.8   1/ 4 LOOK OUT!! (460)          8  2 0
 2/ 2 DISASTER (497)            98  52 11 65.3   2/ 3 WRESTLING (501)           7  6 0
 3/ 3 WRESTLING (501)           65  38  1 63.1   3/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       6  7 0
 4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      850 864 26 49.6   4/ 2 DISASTER (497)            5  5 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): BALISONG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): ROBIN STORZ of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): BATTLIN' RATTLER of SATAN'S SERPENTS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): LITTLE ROSIE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 612): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 507): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 679): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 679): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 664): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 666): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 663): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 663): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 661): RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 508): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 564): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): GORLON INTHUR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
                           DIJANNA KALM of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 660): NOTA BUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 624): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 621): OLD YELLER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of ZORPUNT.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain 
in ZORPUNT, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top 
team--LOOK OUT!!.  What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  
Cause for celebration, according to LOOK OUT!!.  Good things come to those who fight 
well, as WRESTLING can attest, moving up by 1.  Practice pays for TARANA STONE, who 
pummelled EPIDEMIC, to pocket 14 points.  EPIDEMIC certainly had a baffled expression 
on his face, after losing to TARANA STONE and losing 12 points in the process!  POOP 
SLINGER found out being ZORPUNT's Duelmaster isn't all nuts and berries, receiving 2 
challenges!  The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as PLATE SHIFT faced 
ZORPUNT's Duelmaster.  PLATE SHIFT found out that ZORPUNT isn't a democracy.  You've 
gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's been walking into 
taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in ZORPUNT avoid KRILL CAVALRY.  The warriors of KRILL CAVALRY 
found their efforts at combat frustrated as DISASTER apparently had more important 
things to do than fight.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in ZORPUNT would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ZORPUNT is the highlight of my life.  My fingers 
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable 
character.  Do not despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOP SLINGER 4478             9   3  0   125       LOOK OUT!! (460)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OOZING SORE 4482              9   1  1    94       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 PLATE SHIFT 4928             16   4  0    93       DISASTER (497)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARRON POOLE 4914            16  18  0    74       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618            7   1  0    73       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 VINEGAR 4943                 16   7  0    69       WRESTLING (501)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERPES 4479                   4   2  0    49       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 JOBERT DONNER 4964            6   4  0    41       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 TARANA STONE 4963             5   5  1    41       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 OLYMPIC 4958                  7   4  0    34       WRESTLING (501)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONNY POOLE 4956              7  10  0    31       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 RINGWORM 4959                 6   5  0    27       WRESTLING (501)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEVEE BREACH 4970             3   1  0    22       DISASTER (497)
 BLIZZARD 4960                 1   1  1    21       DISASTER (497)
 EPIDEMIC 4987                 2   2  0    19       DISASTER (497)
 SKY IS FALLING 4989           2   0  0    17       DISASTER (497)
 ANGRY BIRD 4997               1   0  0    10       LOOK OUT!! (460)
 WWC 4996                      0   1  0     1       WRESTLING (501)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Okay, right, personals.  Oog.  What WAS that we were drinking last night?

Vinegar -- Baking soda to you, dudette! -- Darron Poole

Dumb standby. -- Jobert Donner
P.S.  But tasty.

Ringworm -- Squash-a-worm. -- Donny Poole the Unimaginative

THAT is all Osksi can show? -- Tarana Stone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PLATE SHIFT was viciously subdued by POOP SLINGER in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
LEVEE BREACH was viciously subdued by OLYMPIC in a 1 minute Challenge match.
EPIDEMIC was overpowered by TARANA STONE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BLIZZARD was bested by RINGWORM in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
OOZING SORE overpowered DARRON POOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
VINEGAR defeated HERPES in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
EX-GIRLFRIEND vanquished JOBERT DONNER in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DONNY POOLE was viciously subdued by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory duel.
SKY IS FALLING defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute beginner's match.
WWC was overpowered by ANGRY BIRD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -   7 -  1      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        19 -  16 -  1      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  10 -  0      17  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 667 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 4478           9   3  0  125 LOOK OUT!! (460)
LUNGING ATTACK   OOZING SORE 4482            9   1  1   94 LOOK OUT!! (460)
WALL OF STEEL    PLATE SHIFT 4928           16   4  0   93 DISASTER (497)
PARRY-LUNGE      EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618          7   1  0   73 LOOK OUT!! (460)
AIMED BLOW       VINEGAR 4943               16   7  0   69 WRESTLING (501)
STRIKING ATTACK  OLYMPIC 4958                7   4  0   34 WRESTLING (501)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DARRON POOLE 4914.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was POOP SLINGER 4478.  The ten other most popular fighters were TARANA STONE 
4963, OOZING SORE 4482, OLYMPIC 4958, VINEGAR 4943, EX-GIRLFRIEND 4618, RINGWORM 
4959, DONNY POOLE 4956, ANGRY BIRD 4997, PLATE SHIFT 4928, and LEVEE BREACH 4970.

The least popular fighter this week was WWC 4996.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HERPES 4479, DARRON POOLE 4914, EPIDEMIC 4987, SKY IS FALLING 4989, 
JOBERT DONNER 4964, BLIZZARD 4960, LEVEE BREACH 4970, PLATE SHIFT 4928, ANGRY BIRD 
4997, and DONNY POOLE 4956.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PLATE SHIFT (24-4928) DISASTER (497)