DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/27/2012    Duedate: 01/09/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-701

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SERGEANT 4
MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
(24-4901) [10-3-2,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SERGEANT 4                     HERO SANDWICH
MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)        SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-4901) [10-3-2,144]         (24-5021) [4-0-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JOBERT DONNER                  HERO SANDWICH
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-4964) [15-29-0,74]         (24-5021) [4-0-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)     52
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         25      MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)         5      Unchartered Team
4. DA & THEN SOME (490)         0
5. WRATHMEN (408)               0      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   46  17  5 73.0   1/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   8  7 1
 2/ 1 TRIBE (507)               47  18  4 72.3   2/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      7  1 1
 3/ 3*SHEWISH BUFFET (510)       9   4  1 69.2   3/ 1 TRIBE (507)               7  6 0
 4- 4 WRATHMEN (408)            35  21  2 62.5   4/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       6  9 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      917 967 29 48.7   5- 5 WRATHMEN (408)            0  2 0
 6- 6*DA & THEN SOME (490)       0   1  0  0.0   6- 6*DA & THEN SOME (490)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 698): MEDAN QUIZZAR of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 700): SCENARIO of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): FLAT TIRE of BAS BROS CAR (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 694): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 658): PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM of ADVENTURE TIME 2 (The Muffin Man)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 646): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 540): KUNG PAO KOLACTAN of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 598): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 356): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 698): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 700): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 697): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 694): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 658): RANDOM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 646): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 540): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 257): PIZZA TOPPINGS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 597): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 713): RED-EYE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 713): REUNITED of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 695): SENATOR SMITH of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 694): HONORABLE HAFALE of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 655): JEHAN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 645): SHELLEY ANN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 303): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
                            LI KUI of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 256): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZORPUNT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, TRIBE, since MEDAL OF 
HONOR Z3 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 
turned their 3-2-1 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better 
than this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see T-JON LOY win a fight and gain 15 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER 
beat CAN I KICK IT? and CAN I KICK IT? lost 13 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
The Duelmaster's Dead!  Long live the Duelmaster!  Ha!  SERGEANT 4 has killed 
SCENARIO in the Title bout, and this bout ain't over yet!  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  TRIBE was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... grumble... 
mumble... curse...  And it looks like MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 avoided them the most this 
turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ZORPUNT to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 4 4901              10   3  2   144       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHAT? 4991                    8   0  1    97       TRIBE (507)
-KHEDRYN 3955                 12   2  1    91       WRATHMEN (408)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 4903              11   2  1    90       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 JOBERT DONNER 4964           15  29  0    74       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 CAN I KICK IT? 4993          12   3  1    72       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERO SANDWICH 5021            4   0  0    58       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POGO POLEN 5016              13   7  0    56       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 GENERAL 3 4905                8   3  0    55       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 SERGEANT 5 4908               6   3  0    40       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 SERGEANT 2 4900               8   5  2    39       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 EL SEGUNDO 4992               7   7  1    35       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020        2   0  0    30       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 PHIFE 5015                    8   5  0    29       TRIBE (507)
 PEARL STONE 5034              3   1  0    28       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TZATAKAN SAUCE 5024           2   0  1    22       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 KOLMAN POOLE 5032             5   5  1    21       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 T-JON LOY 5048                1   0  0    15       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-RAV KIVAR 3953                2   3  0    14       WRATHMEN (408)
-LUBANESE SPICE 5026           1   0  0    11       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TURKLETON 4800          0  1 0 DA & THEN SOME 490   TZATAKAN SAUCE 5024   700   
SCENARIO 4994          12  2 1 TRIBE 507            SERGEANT 4 4901       701   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Turkleton and company -- Sorry about that. -- Tzatakan Sauce

One last fight for me. -- Hero Sandwich

Shewish Buffet -- But of course!  A fine spread like yours is always welcome.
Gladiators get so HUNGRY, you know. -- Jorja

Scenario -- Blink once, or walk past a dark alley, and I'll show you "hungry." --
Jobert Donner

Sergeant 2 -- Right, that works. -- Pogo Polen

Well, THAT was embarrassing.  I was mis-matched there, but still, to have DIED at the
hands of a stupid Ambitious Guard?  Cheese louise! -- Ghost of Stella Woods

Sergeant 5 -- I hope you're off to the tourney soon, and I honestly wish you well
there.  But... I foresee losing to you a lot if you stay, and I don't WANT to. --
Kolman Poole

Embezzling is not to be countenanced. -- Pearl Stone

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SCENARIO was butchered by SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SERGEANT 3 vanquished JOBERT DONNER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CAN I KICK IT? was subdued by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute fight.
POGO POLEN won victory over SERGEANT 2 in a 1 minute brawl.
HERO SANDWICH bested SERGEANT 5 in a 1 minute fight.
GENERAL 3 overpowered PHIFE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EL SEGUNDO devastated KOLMAN POOLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PEARL STONE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
T-JON LOY handily defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 3 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   0 -  1     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    10 -   5 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL     12 -   8 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        11 -  15 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  13 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 701 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SERGEANT 4 4901            10   3  2  144 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 3 4903            11   2  1   90 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
AIMED BLOW       CAN I KICK IT? 4993        12   3  1   72 TRIBE (507)
WALL OF STEEL    POGO POLEN 5016            13   7  0   56 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JOBERT DONNER 4964.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HERO SANDWICH 5021.  The ten other most popular fighters were GENERAL 3 
4905, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, POGO POLEN 5016, EL SEGUNDO 4992, PEARL STONE 5034, T-JON 
LOY 5048, SERGEANT 4 4901, SERGEANT 3 4903, SERGEANT 2 4900, and SCENARIO 4994.

The least popular fighter this week was KOLMAN POOLE 5032.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PHIFE 5015, SERGEANT 5 4908, JOBERT DONNER 4964, SCENARIO 4994, 
SERGEANT 2 4900, SERGEANT 3 4903, SERGEANT 4 4901, T-JON LOY 5048, PEARL STONE 5034, 
and EL SEGUNDO 4992.