DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/07/2013    Duedate: 03/20/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-706

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHAT?
TRIBE (507)
(24-4991) [11-2-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WHAT?                          HERO SANDWICH
TRIBE (507)                    SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-4991) [11-2-1,100]         (24-5021) [7-0-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JOBERT DONNER                  PHIFE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            TRIBE (507)
(24-4964) [16-33-0,81]         (24-5015) [10-8-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)        42
2. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)     41      MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
3. WRATHMEN (408)              15      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         -8
5. TRIBE (507)                 -8      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      19   7  1 73.1   1/ 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (510)     10  3 0
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   60  28  6 68.2   2/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   8  7 1
 3/ 3 TRIBE (507)               57  29  4 66.3   3/ 3 TRIBE (507)               6  6 0
 4/ 4 WRATHMEN (408)            38  21  2 64.4   4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       4 11 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      927 982 29 48.6   5/ 5 WRATHMEN (408)            3  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 703): HARD LUCK WOMAN of KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 702): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 700): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SARINA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 358): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 703): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 702): ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 700): DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 663): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 545): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 259): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 603): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 718): FENCHURCH of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
                   (turn 717): BLUE BULLDOG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 718): LASSO of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 705): KHEDRYN of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 699): SCALES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 660): DANCING SHADOW of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 651): BLACK BILE of AZURE CLOUDS (slugbait, mgr.)
                 (turn 650): ANTI-LEAP YEAR of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I figured that the 14th win would do it.  A long and bumpy road it's been but I
achieved my goal of immortality.  Being dead for 12 yrs while my manager was inactive
really sucked, but I took full advantage of my 1st dead tourney.  I believe I was
runner-up in the dead champs, don't know for sure.  Faced Corey the Moose two times
in a row.  Could only beat him the first one, though.  Either way it doesn't really
matter, I made it out.
     To continue with our tradition of disclosure, here's what I look like:  13-5(1)-
11-21-16(1)-9-11 St; m in init, ri att, & dec.  Naturally adept with the SC, l/vl,
learns dec.
     I'm off to Homeguard for a bit and will eventually settle in Andorak, before I
finally retire.

     No challenges.  No avoids.  Life and luck to you all.

                           Khedryn

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZORPUNT.  Too bad, MEDAL OF HONOR Z3, but 
SHEWISH BUFFET was just too good to be stopped.  MVP award for CHILI CON CARNAGE?  
SHEWISH BUFFET's proud of him after beating CAN I KICK IT? and getting 27 points.  
Talk about yer major upsets!  CAN I KICK IT?'s match with CHILI CON CARNAGE cost him 
a loss of 20 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
KHEDRYN should let SERGEANT 4 be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  
I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of TRIBE must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know 
something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark secret why MEDAL OF HONOR Z3's been 
avoiding TRIBE so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is JOBERT 
DONNER popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT!  He's got a 
16-33-0, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What a bunch of heartless!  I couldn't believe how many people were 
snickering when SERGEANT 5 killed EL SEGUNDO.  So he had a 9-10-1, that's no excuse!  
Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAT? 4991                   11   2  1   100       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERO SANDWICH 5021            7   0  0    99       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 SERGEANT 4 4901              12   6  2    93       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020        5   0  0    90       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 GENERAL 3 4905               11   5  0    89       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 JOBERT DONNER 4964           16  33  0    81       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 POGO POLEN 5016              16   9  0    73       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 SERGEANT 3 4903              13   5  1    73       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 5 4908              10   4  1    66       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 CAN I KICK IT? 4993          15   5  1    64       TRIBE (507)
 SERGEANT 2 4900              11   7  2    57       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIFE 5015                   10   8  0    46       TRIBE (507)
 KOLMAN POOLE 5032             8   7  1    37       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUBANESE SPICE 5026           3   1  0    29       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 T-JON LOY 5048                4   2  0    26       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TZATAKAN SAUCE 5024           3   2  1    22       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-BABY BACK RIBS 5049           1   0  0    19       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 PEARL STONE 5034              3   6  0    15       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RAV KIVAR 3953                2   3  0    14       WRATHMEN (408)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EL SEGUNDO 4992         9 10 1 TRIBE 507            SERGEANT 5 4908       706   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Grill Sergeant.  That's a good one.  We'll have to add it to the cookbook. -- Shewish
Buffet

Well, Khedryn, you did get to go out on top.  We congratulate you. -- Jorja and the
Krill Cavalry

Shewish Buffet -- Sergeants... sounds to me like some kind of mustard pickles. --
Jorja

Sergeant 4 -- Mustard pickles, eh?  Sounds interesting. -- Pogo Polen

General 3 -- Steak sauce, I bet.  You'd make good steaks, maybe a little on the
greasy side, but over a grill, who cares about a little grease? -- Jobert Donner

Phife -- Surprised myself there.  Probably surprised you, too! -- Kolman Poole

Tzatakan Sauce -- Not on pizza, that didn't work.  Might as well have set fire to it!
-- Pearl Stone

Thieves, bah. -- T-Jon Loy

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GENERAL 3 devastated JOBERT DONNER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
KHEDRYN vanquished SERGEANT 4 in a 1 minute uneven battle.
HERO SANDWICH subdued SERGEANT 3 in a action packed 1 minute fight.
WHAT? devastated POGO POLEN in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
CAN I KICK IT? was overpowered by CHILI CON CARNAGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SERGEANT 2 vanquished KOLMAN POOLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SERGEANT 5 executed EL SEGUNDO in a 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
PHIFE viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
LUBANESE SPICE vanquished PEARL STONE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
TZATAKAN SAUCE lost to T-JON LOY in a 5 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   4 -  1      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  20 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 706 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WHAT? 4991                 11   2  1  100 TRIBE (507)
AIMED BLOW       HERO SANDWICH 5021          7   0  0   99 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
BASHING ATTACK   SERGEANT 4 4901            12   6  2   93 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
WALL OF STEEL    CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020      5   0  0   90 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JOBERT DONNER 4964.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PHIFE 5015.  The ten other most popular fighters were TZATAKAN SAUCE 5024, 
HERO SANDWICH 5021, CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020, LUBANESE SPICE 5026, GENERAL 3 4905, 
WHAT? 4991, SERGEANT 5 4908, T-JON LOY 5048, SERGEANT 3 4903, and CAN I KICK IT? 
4993.

The least popular fighter this week was KOLMAN POOLE 5032.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POGO POLEN 5016, SERGEANT 4 4901, JOBERT DONNER 4964, PEARL 
STONE 5034, EL SEGUNDO 4992, SERGEANT 2 4900, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, SERGEANT 3 4903, 
T-JON LOY 5048, and SERGEANT 5 4908.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KHEDRYN (24-3955) WRATHMEN (408)