DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2013    Duedate: 04/17/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-708

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHAT?
TRIBE (507)
(24-4991) [12-2-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WHAT?                          POSITION IS EMPTY
TRIBE (507)                    
(24-4991) [12-2-1,114]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

POGO POLEN                     PEARL STONE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-5016) [16-11-0,61]         (24-5034) [5-6-0,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIBE (507)                 32
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         10      MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
3. WRATHMEN (408)               0      Unchartered Team
4. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)         0
5. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)     -8      CALL OF THE WILD (412)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      20   8  1 71.4   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   8  7 1
 2/ 2 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   65  33  6 66.3   2/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       8  7 0
 3/ 3 TRIBE (507)               60  32  4 65.2   3/ 4 TRIBE (507)               5  5 0
 4- 4 WRATHMEN (408)            38  21  2 64.4   4- 2*SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      4  2 0
 5/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      934 985 29 48.7   5- 5 WRATHMEN (408)            1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): DARK JESTER of CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): COBRA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 720): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 705): KISS ME (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 704): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 701): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 665): CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 547): BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMENT XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 605): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 720): PINK PORPOISE of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                   (turn 719): PAIR-O-SEVENS of THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 719): MARIA of WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 707): JOBERT DONNER of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 703): DEEZ of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 702): NEOR FEY of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
        IAYE (turn 701): PANAMA JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 662): LAVO VAUGN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 653): UNCLE JUNIOR of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZORPUNT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see PHIFE win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, PHIFE beat SERGEANT 
5 and SERGEANT 5 lost 19 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the 
old, in with the new, as WHAT? takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Swinging Aardvark, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From ZORPUNT's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the ZORPUNT arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of ZORPUNT.  I feel much better now.  Paste this one in 
your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHAT? 4991                   12   2  1   114       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020        6   0  0   103       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 SERGEANT 3 4903              15   5  1   102       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 SERGEANT 4 4901              13   7  2    93       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENERAL 3 4905               12   6  0    90       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
-HERO SANDWICH 5021            7   1  0    88       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 CAN I KICK IT? 4993          16   6  1    74       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIFE 5015                   11   9  0    62       TRIBE (507)
 POGO POLEN 5016              16  11  0    61       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 SERGEANT 2 4900              12   8  2    59       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 KOLMAN POOLE 5032            10   7  1    59       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048                5   3  0    45       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 SERGEANT 5 4908              10   6  1    39       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUBANESE SPICE 5026           3   1  0    29       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 PEARL STONE 5034              5   6  0    27       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TZATAKAN SAUCE 5024           3   2  1    22       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-BABY BACK RIBS 5049           1   0  0    19       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-RAV KIVAR 3953                2   3  0    14       WRATHMEN (408)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EL SEGUNDO 4992         9 10 1 TRIBE 507            SERGEANT 5 4908       706  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sergeant 2 -- Those skills, at least, will stand you in good stead.  The loss, too,
actually.  It teaches humility and looking for a sneaky attack. -- Jobert Donner,
philanthropist

Sergeant 3 -- Ah, embarrassing.  What's experience good for if I don't use it, eh? --
Pogo Polen

Phife -- Now, THAT was fun.  I don't know why it happened, but I enjoyed it. -- T-Jon
Loy

And two wins over standbys.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERGEANT 4 was devastated by WHAT? in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
GENERAL 3 vanquished POGO POLEN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SERGEANT 3 demolished CAN I KICK IT? in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JOBERT DONNER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SERGEANT 5 was overpowered by PHIFE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
T-JON LOY was bested by SERGEANT 2 in a 1 minute duel.
KOLMAN POOLE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PEARL STONE bested OSKSI NOBLE in a popular 1 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  10 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        20 -  18 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  23 -  2      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 708 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         3  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WHAT? 4991                 12   2  1  114 TRIBE (507)
BASHING ATTACK   SERGEANT 4 4901            13   7  2   93 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
AIMED BLOW       GENERAL 3 4905             12   6  0   90 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
WALL OF STEEL    PHIFE 5015                 11   9  0   62 TRIBE (507)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048              5   3  0   45 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is POGO POLEN 5016.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PEARL STONE 5034.  The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 2 4900, 
WHAT? 4991, GENERAL 3 4905, PHIFE 5015, SERGEANT 3 4903, KOLMAN POOLE 5032, SERGEANT 
4 4901, POGO POLEN 5016, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, and SERGEANT 5 4908.

The least popular fighter this week was T-JON LOY 5048.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERGEANT 5 4908, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, POGO POLEN 5016, SERGEANT 4 4901, 
KOLMAN POOLE 5032, SERGEANT 3 4903, PHIFE 5015, GENERAL 3 4905, WHAT? 4991, and 
SERGEANT 2 4900.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JOBERT DONNER (24-4964) KRILL CAVALRY (403)