DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/16/2013    Duedate: 05/29/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-711

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARE YOU DONE, YET?
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-4720) [8-2-1,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARE YOU DONE, YET?             MOAKI
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)          PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)
(24-4720) [8-2-1,114]          (24-4948) [3-1-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

POGO POLEN                     PEARL STONE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-5016) [16-14-0,62]         (24-5034) [6-8-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         41
2. BASH BROS. BOSS (483)       16      BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)    12      Unchartered Team
4. W.S.W.I. (503)              12
5. ENIGMA (512)                 0      W.S.W.I. (503)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*W.S.W.I. (503)             1   0  1  100   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   7  7 0
 2/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)   3   1  0 75.0   2/ 4 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     3  1 0
 3/ 2 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     26  14  2 65.0   3/ 2 TRIBE (507)               3  5 0
 4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   72  40  6 64.3   4/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       3 11 0
 5/ 4 TRIBE (507)               63  37  4 63.0   5/ 0*W.S.W.I. (503)            1  0 1
 6/ 1*ENIGMA (512)               1   1  0 50.0   6/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)  1  0 0
 7/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      937 996 29 48.5   7/ 5*ENIGMA (512)              1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 723): UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): NORIX of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 708): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 710): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 707): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 704): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 705): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 668): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLENGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 665): 21STCENTURY SKITZOID of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 656): IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 550): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): KHARAS of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 608): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 723): WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 708): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 710): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 707): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 704): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 705): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 668): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 665): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 656): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 308): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 550): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 608): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
              (turn 722): SPIKE of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HARRY MUTT of THE DOG HOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 710): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 706): CANDYMAN of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 704): SPECKLE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 665): FDNY of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in ZORPUNT since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  What's with KOLMAN POOLE?  
He actually beat MEDAL OF HONOR Z3's SERGEANT 5, and walked away with 25 more points 
from the fight.  Major screwup at MEDAL OF HONOR Z3.  SERGEANT 5 lost 20 points to 
KOLMAN POOLE.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe SERGEANT 5 will provide more easy 
wins...  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for BASH BROS. BOSS' outstanding member, 
Duelmaster ARE YOU DONE, YET?.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty 
gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  ZORPUNT 
is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720       8   2  1   114       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHAT? 4991                   12   2  1   114       TRIBE (507)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 3 4903              16   7  1    90       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 CAN I KICK IT? 4993          17   8  1    74       TRIBE (507)
 PHIFE 5015                   13  10  0    72       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOLMAN POOLE 5032            11   9  1    65       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 POGO POLEN 5016              16  14  0    62       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 SERGEANT 2 4900              13  10  2    60       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048                6   5  0    49       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 MOAKI 4948                    3   1  0    45       PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)
 SERGEANT 5 4908              12   7  1    44       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723             3   2  1    41       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOES NOTHING 4724             8   8  0    32       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
 PEARL STONE 5034              6   8  0    31       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JETHRO 4968                   1   0  1    12       W.S.W.I. (503)
 KENDO HEART 5039              1   1  0    10       ENIGMA (512)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COLLY SMIFF 5057        0  2 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403    JETHRO 4968           711   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Phife -- Didn't I request that work weeks ago? -- Are You Done, Yet?

Pearl Stone -- Glad we could talk before my meeting.  Continue on. -- Does Nothing

Our congratulations to Sergeant 4. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

Oh-five.  We're doomed.  Cursed and doomed.  We'll either die, or hang around here in
Zorpunt, and you don't want to hear what we think of Zorpunt, until we have lost a
hundred fights and finally graduated.  Which might be a fate WORSE than death. --
Krill Cavalry

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KENDO HEART was bested by PEARL STONE in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
SERGEANT 3 was handily defeated by ARE YOU DONE, YET? in a 1 minute Title match.
CAN I KICK IT? was vanquished by VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SERGEANT 4 overpowered POGO POLEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SERGEANT 2 lost to PHIFE in a 2 minute master's fight.
SERGEANT 5 was overpowered by KOLMAN POOLE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
T-JON LOY overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DOES NOTHING was vanquished by MOAKI in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
COLLY SMIFF was slaughtered by JETHRO in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  18 -  1      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  11 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 711 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720     8   2  1  114 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 3 4903            16   7  1   90 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
AIMED BLOW       CAN I KICK IT? 4993        17   8  1   74 TRIBE (507)
WALL OF STEEL    PHIFE 5015                 13  10  0   72 TRIBE (507)
BASHING ATTACK   KOLMAN POOLE 5032          11   9  1   65 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048              6   5  0   49 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is POGO POLEN 5016.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PEARL STONE 5034.  The ten other most popular fighters were MOAKI 4948, KENDO 
HEART 5039, SERGEANT 2 4900, PHIFE 5015, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, KOLMAN POOLE 5032, 
SERGEANT 3 4903, POGO POLEN 5016, T-JON LOY 5048, and DOES NOTHING 4724.

The least popular fighter this week was COLLY SMIFF 5057.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SERGEANT 5 4908, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, JETHRO 4968, DOES NOTHING 
4724, T-JON LOY 5048, POGO POLEN 5016, SERGEANT 3 4903, KOLMAN POOLE 5032, ARE YOU 
DONE, YET? 4720, and PHIFE 5015.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SERGEANT 4 (24-4901) MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)