DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/30/2013    Duedate: 06/12/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-712

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARE YOU DONE, YET?
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-4720) [9-2-1,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARE YOU DONE, YET?             THE MASTER
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)          A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
(24-4720) [9-2-1,120]          (24-3100) [1-0-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL STONE                    PEARL STONE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-5034) [6-9-0,29]           (24-5034) [6-9-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)   118
2. TRIBE (507)                 24      BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)     16      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS. BOSS (483)       11
5. PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)     0      A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)   2   0  0  100   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   7  6 0
 2- 1*W.S.W.I. (503)             1   0  1  100   2/ 2 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     5  1 0
 3- 2*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)   3   1  0 75.0   3/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       4 11 0
 4/ 3 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     28  14  2 66.7   4/ 0*A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)  2  0 0
 5/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   74  42  6 63.8   5/ 3 TRIBE (507)               2  7 0
 6/ 5 TRIBE (507)               64  40  4 61.5   6- 5*W.S.W.I. (503)            1  0 1
 7- 6*ENIGMA (512)               1   1  0 50.0   7- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)  1  0 0
 8/ 7 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      938 %1000 29 48.4   8- 7*ENIGMA (512)              1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 724): UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 711): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAURON of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): MISS CATTY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): BO CARTER of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 669): CASSIE DONNE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 666): RAMBLING ROSE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 657): IRVIN of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 551): GYPSY JUNE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): KHARAS of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 609): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 361): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 724): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 724): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 709): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 711): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 708): SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 705): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 706): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 669): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 666): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 657): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 551): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 262): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 609): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 723): LARGE MARGE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 710): SERGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 665): FDNY of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     New protocols going into place.  When you are assigned a task, you must give
hourly updates.  If the task is going to take longer than was allocated, you will be
on call 24/7 until it is finished.  We need to be more efficient here and I won't
have slackers ruining my office.  Get your jobs done!
     If things continue to degrade, I may need to implement procedures that are even
more drastic!

Are You Done, Yet?

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZORPUNT?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see THE MASTER win a fight and gain 65 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, CAN I KICK IT? 
beat KOLMAN POOLE and KOLMAN POOLE lost 5 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if 
variety is the spice of life, ZORPUNT may be getting bland, as ARE YOU DONE, YET? 
stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
PHILANTHROPISTS 80, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most 
avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like BASH 
BROS. BOSS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you 
ask me.  Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  I could say I saw this coming, but so could anyone 
else.  Anyway, this turn it came.  SERGEANT 2's 13-10-2 has earned him the Dark 
Arena.  Gee, MEDAL OF HONOR Z3, ain't it past due for sending SERGEANT 5 Dark Arena?  
What took ol' '12-7-1' so long?  Hope?  Ha ha aha ha!  And sending SERGEANT 5 to the 
Dark Arena was supposed to be one of your better ideas, MEDAL OF HONOR Z3?  We're all 
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that 
later?   
     There's got to be a better place in ZORPUNT to get a drink than The Warty Toad!  
Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  
Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720       9   2  1   120       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHAT? 4991                   12   2  1   114       TRIBE (507)
 SERGEANT 3 4903              17   7  1    94       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAN I KICK IT? 4993          18   8  1    83       TRIBE (507)
 PHIFE 5015                   13  11  0    71       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE MASTER 3100               1   0  0    65       A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
 POGO POLEN 5016              16  15  0    63       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 KOLMAN POOLE 5032            11  10  1    60       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048                7   5  0    53       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 FIRST KNIGHT 3098             1   0  0    53       A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
-MOAKI 4948                    3   1  0    45       PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723             3   2  1    41       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
 DOES NOTHING 4724             9   8  0    37       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEARL STONE 5034              6   9  0    29       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JETHRO 4968                   1   0  1    12       W.S.W.I. (503)
 SERGEANT 6 5059               1   0  0    11       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 FUNKY DIABETIC 5052           0   1  0    11       TRIBE (507)
-KENDO HEART 5039              1   1  0    10       ENIGMA (512)
 LITTLE SMIFF 5060             0   1  0     1       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
COLLY SMIFF 5057        0  2 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403    JETHRO 4968           711   
SERGEANT 2 4900        13 11 2 MEDAL OF HONOR Z 499 ARENAMASTER KAI       712  NONE
SERGEANT 5 4908        12  8 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z 499 MOUNTAIN TROLL        712  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 5058                0  1 0 TRIBE 507            HIGH ELF              712  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Moaki -- Guess my act didn't fool you one bit. -- Does Nothing

Good grief!  Colly Smiff was least popular because he DIED?  It was unpopular with
HIM, too, you know. -- Pogo Polen

Does Nothing -- Ah, King Log, not King Stork.  Okay.  So long as we know what to
expect. -- Pearl Stone

Kendo Heart -- A suitably enigmatic name. -- Pearl Stone

Sergeant 4 -- Hmm, and it looked like there WERE four of you. -- Pogo Polen

Sergeant 5 -- Aha!  You have made my day.  Thanks. -- Kolman Poole

Fratsfa Slave, bah. -- T-Jon Loy

Jethro -- Well, damn. -- ghost of Colly Smiff

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERGEANT 2 was butchered by ARENAMASTER KAI in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SERGEANT 5 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ARE YOU DONE, YET? devastated PHIFE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
CAN I KICK IT? demolished KOLMAN POOLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
SERGEANT 3 vanquished POGO POLEN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
T-JON LOY savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody brawl.
DOES NOTHING defeated PEARL STONE in a action packed 5 minute melee.
FIRST KNIGHT won victory over FUNKY DIABETIC in a popular 3 minute uneven duel.
THE MASTER vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SERGEANT 6 overpowered LITTLE SMIFF in a popular 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        17 -  13 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         BASHING ATTACK    20 -  19 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   6 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 712 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720     9   2  1  120 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
LUNGING ATTACK   SERGEANT 3 4903            17   7  1   94 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
AIMED BLOW       CAN I KICK IT? 4993        18   8  1   83 TRIBE (507)
WALL OF STEEL    PHIFE 5015                 13  11  0   71 TRIBE (507)
BASHING ATTACK   KOLMAN POOLE 5032          11  10  1   60 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048              7   5  0   53 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TOTAL PARRY      FIRST KNIGHT 3098           1   0  0   53 A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PEARL STONE 5034.  The ten other most popular fighters were FIRST KNIGHT 
3098, FUNKY DIABETIC 5052, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, T-JON LOY 5048, SERGEANT 6 5059, 
SERGEANT 5 4908, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, SERGEANT 3 4903, THE MASTER 3100, and SERGEANT 
2 4900.

The least popular fighter this week was POGO POLEN 5016.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KOLMAN POOLE 5032, DA1 5058, LITTLE SMIFF 5060, DOES NOTHING 4724, 
PHIFE 5015, SERGEANT 2 4900, THE MASTER 3100, SERGEANT 3 4903, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, 
and SERGEANT 5 4908.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SERGEANT 3 (24-4903) MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)