DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/13/2013    Duedate: 06/26/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-713

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ARE YOU DONE, YET?
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-4720) [10-2-1,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARE YOU DONE, YET?             MOAKI
BASH BROS. BOSS (483)          PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)
(24-4720) [10-2-1,134]         (24-4948) [4-1-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL STONE                    ARE YOU DONE, YET?
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
(24-5034) [6-10-0,28]          (24-4720) [10-2-1,134]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)     35
2. TRIBE (507)                 35      BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
3. BASH BROS. BOSS (483)       13      Unchartered Team
4. PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)     9
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403)          8      PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)   2   0  0  100   1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   6  6 1
 2- 2*W.S.W.I. (503)             1   0  1  100   2/ 5 TRIBE (507)               5  4 0
 3/ 3*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)   4   1  0 80.0   3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       5 10 0
 4/ 4 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     29  15  2 65.9   4/ 2 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)     4  2 0
 5/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   77  43  7 64.2   5- 4*A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)  2  0 0
 6/ 6 TRIBE (507)               67  40  4 62.6   6/ 7*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)  2  0 0
 7- 7*ENIGMA (512)               1   1  0 50.0   7- 6*W.S.W.I. (503)            1  0 1
 8/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      939 %1004 29 48.3   8- 8*ENIGMA (512)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 709): ELECTRIC SHEEP of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 706): IMAGINATION of VCU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 725): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 709): THE MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 706): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 670): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 667): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 658): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 552): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 610): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
                         JACK TRIPER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Yes, the protocols are working.  Productivity has increased.  Keep up the good
work and keep those reports coming!  I need to know when you are done.

Are You Done, Yet?

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out ZORPUNT to see 
what's new.  The guys at TRIBE like really pulled together to get a 3-0-0 this turn, 
moving up by 3.  MVP award for SERGEANT 7?  MEDAL OF HONOR Z3's proud of him after 
beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 21 points.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think ARE YOU DONE, YET? should let SERGEANT 3 be Duelmaster for a 
while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his 
teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  PHILANTHROPISTS 80 was ZORPUNT's most avoided team.  Is there some 
award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why BASH BROS. BOSS' been avoiding 
PHILANTHROPISTS 80 so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is PEARL 
STONE popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT!  She's got a 
6-10-0, is that good?  People were asking me did FUNKY DIABETIC REALLY challenge 
PEARL STONE?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded good!) It wasn't a 
spectacular fight, or anything, but PEARL STONE wants me to write about it since she 
was subdued by FUNKY DIABETIC.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ZORPUNT is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720      10   2  1   134       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WHAT? 4991                   12   2  1   114       TRIBE (507)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAN I KICK IT? 4993          19   8  1    89       TRIBE (507)
 PHIFE 5015                   14  11  0    81       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE MASTER 3100               1   0  0    65       A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
 POGO POLEN 5016              16  16  0    64       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
-GENERAL 3 4905               13   7  0    63       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 T-JON LOY 5048                8   5  0    61       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 KOLMAN POOLE 5032            11  11  1    59       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOAKI 4948                    4   1  0    54       PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)
-FIRST KNIGHT 3098             1   0  0    53       A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723             3   2  1    41       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
 DOES NOTHING 4724             9   9  0    36       BASH BROS. BOSS (483)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNKY DIABETIC 5052           1   1  0    30       TRIBE (507)
 PEARL STONE 5034              6  10  0    28       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SERGEANT 7 5061               1   0  1    21       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 SERGEANT 6 5059               2   0  0    18       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 SERGEANT 8 5062               1   0  0    13       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
-JETHRO 4968                   1   0  1    12       W.S.W.I. (503)
-KENDO HEART 5039              1   1  0    10       ENIGMA (512)
 LITTLE SMIFF 5060             0   2  0     2       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      SERGEANT 7 5061       713  NONE
COLLY SMIFF 5057        0  2 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403    JETHRO 4968           711   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Pearl Stone -- Get to work, you slacker. -- Your boss, Does Nothing

Our congratulations to Sergeant 3. -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

Can I Kick It? -- Would you listen if I said, "No!"? -- Kolman Poole

Sergeant 3 -- Ah!  I gave you the final nudge to graduate, did I?  I wouldn't have
minded a skill or two in return. -- Pogo Polen

The general feeling around our place is that a victory over a standby isn't much, but
since it's the ONLY victory on the team, I'm pretty puffed up over it. -- T-Jon Loy

Does Nothing -- You weren't doing enough "nothing."  You need to slack off. -- Pearl
Stone

Sergeant 6 -- Ouch. -- Little Smiff

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FUNKY DIABETIC devastated PEARL STONE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ARE YOU DONE, YET? vanquished SERGEANT 3 in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CAN I KICK IT? demolished KOLMAN POOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
PHIFE devastated POGO POLEN in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
T-JON LOY devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory uneven brawl.
DOES NOTHING was devastated by MOAKI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LITTLE SMIFF was handily defeated by SERGEANT 6 in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
SERGEANT 7 slaughtered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SERGEANT 8 overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  0      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  19 -  2      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 713 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720    10   2  1  134 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
AIMED BLOW       CAN I KICK IT? 4993        19   8  1   89 TRIBE (507)
WALL OF STEEL    PHIFE 5015                 14  11  0   81 TRIBE (507)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048              8   5  0   61 KRILL CAVALRY (403)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAN I 
KICK IT? 4993, PHIFE 5015, T-JON LOY 5048, FUNKY DIABETIC 5052, MOAKI 4948, SERGEANT 
6 5059, PEARL STONE 5034, KOLMAN POOLE 5032, LITTLE SMIFF 5060, and SERGEANT 7 5061.

The least popular fighter this week was DOES NOTHING 4724.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POGO POLEN 5016, SERGEANT 8 5062, SERGEANT 7 5061, LITTLE SMIFF 
5060, KOLMAN POOLE 5032, PEARL STONE 5034, SERGEANT 6 5059, MOAKI 4948, FUNKY 
DIABETIC 5052, and T-JON LOY 5048.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SERGEANT 3 (24-4903) MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

            R BAGGIO (17-4867) ITALIAN FOOTBALL (407) 
           BEAST CRAG (50-3222) PHILANTHROPISTS (353) 
        LAR'EH WALKER (60-5825) INGRATE WHITE NORTH (348) 
           ZEBRA (82-31553) MY FAVORITE ANIMAL (5199) 
        JOHN MCKINNEY (82-48893) MEDAL OF HONOR D2 (8226) 
          SEBASTIAN (82-15919) THE INQUISITION V (2401)
          GRAVE ROBBER (84-5984) DUNGEON CELL 32 (1129) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes