DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/27/2013 Duedate: 07/10/2013
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-714
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHILI CON CARNAGE
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [7-0-1,142]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PHIFE CHILI CON CARNAGE
TRIBE (507) SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5015) [15-11-0,88] (24-5020) [7-0-1,142]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PEARL STONE BABY BACK RIBS
KRILL CAVALRY (403) SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5034) [6-11-0,29] (24-5049) [2-0-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 67
2. TRIBE (507) 17 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499) 16 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 0
5. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*A THOUSAND NATIONS (295) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499) 8 3 1
2- 3*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 2 TRIBE (507) 5 5 0
3/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 23 10 2 69.7 3- 4 BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 3 1 0
4- 4 BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 29 15 2 65.9 4/ 0*SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 3 2 1
5/ 5 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499) 80 43 7 65.0 5/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 3 12 0
6/ 6 TRIBE (507) 68 42 4 61.8 6- 5*A THOUSAND NATIONS (295) 2 0 0
7/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 940 %1008 29 48.3 7- 6*PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502) 1 0 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 362): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 726): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 726): ANEGATIVE of BLOOD BANK INC. (?, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 711): IN THE BUSHES of B. B. NEWSBOY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 713): ARE YOU DONE, YET? Of BASH BROS. BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 710): WYANADA ZOAR of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 707): RISELLA PILAF of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 708): PARANOID PETE of WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 671): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 668): DIANA of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 553): WALKING TROUBLE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 611): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 726): THE JOKER'S WILD (Sir Jessie Jest, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 726): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 711): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 713): MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 710): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 707): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 708): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 671): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 668): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 553): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 263): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 611): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 14 TOBIR (turn 725): VORTEX of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 710): BORT of WE BE WAR FLAILS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 712): SERGEANT 3 of MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 707): GENTLEMAN JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
JACK TRIPER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 659): JOUBERT KLEE of BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I can only hope that my replacement does not drop the torch. We've got
productivity to multi-year highs. There have been complaints that my management
style is not friendly. Well, I am not trying to make friends. I am trying to keep
this place afloat. And now I'm being transferred out to take my talents elsewhere.
I can only hope I represent Zorpunt well in what will likely be my final act as a
Gladitorial boss!
Assur hasn't yet decided when my final dance will take place, but I will be
ready!
And so...
I am done!
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of ZORPUNT. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. SHEWISH BUFFET had
cause to celebrate, after CHILI CON CARNAGE got 39 points by beating CAN I KICK IT?.
Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, PHIFE was winsome, after beating T-JON LOY
and seeing him lose 4 points. Can you believe it? ARE YOU DONE, YET? apparently has
better things to do as ZORPUNT's Duelmaster than show up and fight! What can be a
greater victory? CHILI CON CARNAGE has taken his place as the top, as ZORPUNT's new
Duelmaster. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and
challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem...
So much to report, so little time!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Hey SHEWISH BUFFET!
Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why LUBANESE SPICE has been sent
to the Dark Arena? 3-1-0 isn't so shabby! Death (in the form of CHILI CON CARNAGE
of SHEWISH BUFFET) knocked on CAN I KICK IT?'s door. What will TRIBE do? The
suspense is killing me. Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate
long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Leave me now, you base fools! Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards fat!
ZORPUNT, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dripping
Blade. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 7 0 1 142 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 10 2 1 134 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-WHAT? 4991 12 2 1 114 TRIBE (507)
HERO SANDWICH 5021 8 1 0 91 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PHIFE 5015 15 11 0 88 TRIBE (507)
POGO POLEN 5016 17 16 0 67 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THE MASTER 3100 1 0 0 65 A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
-GENERAL 3 4905 13 7 0 63 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
KOLMAN POOLE 5032 11 12 1 58 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
T-JON LOY 5048 8 6 0 57 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MOAKI 4948 4 1 0 54 PHILANTHROPISTS 80 (502)
-FIRST KNIGHT 3098 1 0 0 53 A THOUSAND NATIONS (295)
-TAKES CREDIT 4723 3 2 1 41 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
-DOES NOTHING 4724 9 9 0 36 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABY BACK RIBS 5049 2 0 0 33 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-FUNKY DIABETIC 5052 1 1 0 30 TRIBE (507)
PEARL STONE 5034 6 11 0 29 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
SERGEANT 7 5061 2 0 1 27 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 8 5062 2 0 0 21 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
SERGEANT 6 5059 3 0 0 20 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
LITTLE SMIFF 5060 0 3 0 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
COLLY SMIFF 5057 0 2 0 KRILL CAVALRY 403 JETHRO 4968 711
LUBANESE SPICE 5026 3 2 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 510 BANDIT PRINCE 714 NONE
TZATAKAN SAUCE 5024 3 3 1 SHEWISH BUFFET 510 MOUNTAIN TROLL 714 NONE
CAN I KICK IT? 4993 19 9 1 TRIBE 507 CHILI CON CARNAG 5020 714
PHONY RAPPER 5063 0 1 0 TRIBE 507 ARENAMASTER KAI 714 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
I thought I saw stars twinkling outside the window, which would have been strange
since the window in question does not provide a view of the sky from this angle.
Then I realized it was a lightning bug. I still don't care for the climate, MUCH too
wet, but... lightning bugs are cool. -- Jorja, feeling nostalgic
I thought "nostalgic" meant something more like "algae in a nostril"?
Funky Diabetic -- Got those in our family, don't think much of it. -- Pearl Stone
Can I Kick It? -- Why bother asking, since you WILL kick it regardless. -- Kolman
Poole
Phife -- Too shrill. -- Pogo Polen
Ambitious Guard? Ha! -- T-Jon Loy
Sergeant 6 -- I was outnumbered! -- Little Smiff
Moaki -- You are one productive worker. I will make sure to put that in your review.
-- Does Nothing
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
LUBANESE SPICE was barely slain by BANDIT PRINCE in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
TZATAKAN SAUCE was narrowly killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 4 minute Dark Arena melee.
PHONY RAPPER was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KAI in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
CHILI CON CARNAGE butchered CAN I KICK IT? in a 1 minute brutal one-sided Title fight.
PHIFE devastated T-JON LOY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HERO SANDWICH overpowered KOLMAN POOLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
POGO POLEN devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PEARL STONE was handily defeated by BABY BACK RIBS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SERGEANT 6 won victory over LITTLE SMIFF in a 1 minute novice's duel.
SERGEANT 7 won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute novice's duel.
SERGEANT 8 overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL 3 AIMED BLOW 17 - 10 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 6 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 8 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 19 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 13 - 1 46 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 714 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 7 0 1 142 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
AIMED BLOW HERO SANDWICH 5021 8 1 0 91 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE T-JON LOY 5048 8 6 0 57 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034. The most popular warrior this
turn was LUBANESE SPICE 5026. The ten other most popular fighters were TZATAKAN
SAUCE 5024, BABY BACK RIBS 5049, SERGEANT 7 5061, CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020, PHIFE 5015,
HERO SANDWICH 5021, POGO POLEN 5016, SERGEANT 6 5059, T-JON LOY 5048, and SERGEANT 8
5062.
The least popular fighter this week was LITTLE SMIFF 5060. The other ten least
popular fighters were PEARL STONE 5034, KOLMAN POOLE 5032, CAN I KICK IT? 4993, PHONY
RAPPER 5063, SERGEANT 8 5062, T-JON LOY 5048, SERGEANT 6 5059, POGO POLEN 5016, HERO
SANDWICH 5021, and PHIFE 5015.