DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2013    Duedate: 09/04/2013

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-718

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PHIFE
TRIBE (507)
(24-5015) [18-12-0,94]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PHIFE                          WARM BATH
TRIBE (507)                    GENTLE THINGS (515)
(24-5015) [18-12-0,94]         (24-5078) [2-0-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL STONE                    DA1
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            TRIBE (507)
(24-5034) [9-12-0,57]          (24-5082) [1-0-1,27]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

KRILL CAVALRY (403)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIBE (507)                 56
2. GENTLE THINGS (515)         18      TRIBE (507)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)         0      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         -1
                                       GENTLE THINGS (515)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*GENTLE THINGS (515)        5   1  0 83.3   1/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       9  6 1
 2- 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      26  13  2 66.7   2/ 3*GENTLE THINGS (515)       5  1 0
 3/ 4 TRIBE (507)               76  49  7 60.8   3/ 2 TRIBE (507)               5  5 3
 4/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      949 %1019 30 48.2   4- 4 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 730): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 730): BROWN WIDOW of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 715): CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC of ARE YOU ? (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 714): DMX of SAY MY NAME (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 711): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 712): HIGH POINTS of HER BEST ASSETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 648): CHAD GORAM of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 672): HECATE of LADY OF THE MOON (LHI, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 663): LEROY of FANIDLS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): DELILAH of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 615): CHRISTIAN of WRATHMEN VII (Kharadmon, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 730): CHAOS CARNIVAL (Nurgle, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 730): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 715): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 714): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 711): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 712): WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 675): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 672): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 663): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 312): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 615): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 730): MAD COW DISEASE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               UDDER DELIGHT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                   (turn 729): KEISHA of WRATHMEN DM 20 (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 729): SIDEWINDER of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 717): WHAT? of TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 711): EGLANTINE NOGS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 711): PARANOID PETE of WRATHMEN Z (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 662): CLARA ROSE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 557): GYPSY ROSE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ZORPUNT.  MVP award for KITTEN?  GENTLE 
THINGS' proud of her after beating LITTLE SMIFF and getting 16 points.  Talk about 
yer major upsets!  BABY's match with CLAY POOLE cost her a loss of 9 points!  And I 
was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome PHIFE.  
Aren't TRIBE proud.  (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  TRIBE was the most avoided team.  Is a 76-49-7 record really that 
scary?  Is there some deep dark secret why GENTLE THINGS' been avoiding TRIBE so 
much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is LITTLE SMIFF popular, or 
what?  He was challenged the most in all of ZORPUNT!  He's got a 2-5-1, is that good? 
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  WHAT? returns from the Dark Arena, 
maybe a "little upset" at his TRIBE teammates...  Like, who is this guy???  DA1 gets 
sent to the Dark Arena, battles MOUNTAIN TROLL, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet 
TRIBE manager is surprised!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be 
out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PHIFE 5015                   18  12  0    94       TRIBE (507)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020        7   1  1    93       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HERO SANDWICH 5021            9   2  0    78       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 POGO POLEN 5016              18  19  0    75       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FUNKY DIABETIC 5052           3   1  1    65       TRIBE (507)
-BABY BACK RIBS 5049           4   0  0    61       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 PEARL STONE 5034              9  12  0    57       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048               10   8  0    53       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA1 5082                      1   0  1    27       TRIBE (507)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARM BATH 5078                2   0  0    22       GENTLE THINGS (515)
 KITTEN 5076                   2   0  0    21       GENTLE THINGS (515)
 LITTLE SMIFF 5060             2   5  1    12       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 CLAY POOLE 5083               1   0  0    12       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 BABY 5077                     1   1  0     4       GENTLE THINGS (515)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MOUNTAIN TROLL          0  0 0 DARK ARENA           DA1 5082              718  NONE
KOLMAN POOLE 5032      11 15 1 KRILL CAVALRY 403    FUNKY DIABETIC 5052   717   
CAN I KICK IT? 4993    19  9 1 TRIBE 507            CHILI CON CARNAG 5020 714  REVENGED
GOOD EAR 5080           0  2 0 TRIBE 507            WURM KIN              718  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to What? -- Jorja and the Krill Cavalry

     That hardly sounds respectful.

Phife -- That was a surprise.  I'm sure I've lost to you before.  I guess I didn't
figure I needed to do it again, eh? -- Pogo Polen

Funky Diabetic -- I just have a really hard time, well, HAD a really hard time not
eating sweets whenever I met 'em. -- Ghost of Kolman Poole

And three wins over standbys.  Okay.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHAT? butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GOOD EAR was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA1 viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
KITTEN vanquished LITTLE SMIFF in a 1 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
POGO POLEN was overpowered by PHIFE in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Title match.
T-JON LOY won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody master vs. novice fight.
PEARL STONE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute uneven fight.
BABY was unbelievably bested by CLAY POOLE in a 7 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
WARM BATH defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        10 -   5 -  2      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  14 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  12 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  17 -  1      32  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 718 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    PHIFE 5015                 18  12  0   94 TRIBE (507)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048             10   8  0   53 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DA1 5082.  The ten other most popular fighters were BABY 5077, T-JON LOY 
5048, KITTEN 5076, PHIFE 5015, PEARL STONE 5034, WARM BATH 5078, GOOD EAR 5080, 
LITTLE SMIFF 5060, POGO POLEN 5016, and CLAY POOLE 5083.

The least popular fighter this week was CLAY POOLE 5083.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POGO POLEN 5016, LITTLE SMIFF 5060, GOOD EAR 5080, WARM BATH 5078, 
PEARL STONE 5034, PHIFE 5015, KITTEN 5076, T-JON LOY 5048, BABY 5077, and DA1 5082.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WHAT? (24-4991) TRIBE (507)