DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2013 Duedate: 12/11/2013
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-725
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHILI CON CARNAGE
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [8-1-1,110]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHILI CON CARNAGE POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [8-1-1,110]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PEARL STONE THE DIABOLICAL
KRILL CAVALRY (403) TRIBE (507)
(24-5034) [11-17-0,50] (24-5088) [4-0-0,42]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TRIBE (507)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 62
2. TRIBE (507) 36 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499) 20 Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403) -44
(149)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 30 13 3 69.8 1/ 2 TRIBE (507) 7 3 0
2/ 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499) 93 53 7 63.7 2/ 1 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 9 0
3/ 2 TRIBE (507) 89 59 7 60.1 3/ 0 SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 4 0 1
4/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 966 %1037 31 48.2 4/ 3 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499) 4 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 737): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MAULT LIQUOR of MAULS LOCAL 457 (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 682): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): KHRISTOPHER of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 737): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 737): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 722): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 724): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 721): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 718): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 719): WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 682): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 679): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 564): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 622): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
(turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 736): HONEY BOO BOO of REALITY TV (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 736): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 721): KINKY MCKINK of THE SAVAGE KINKS (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 718): SHIV of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 719): KEIRA of WRATHMEN (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 670): LEROY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
(turn 669): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 563): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ZORPUNT? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, KRILL CAVALRY, since TRIBE
took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course, we're all
terribly impressed to see SERGEANT 6 win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk,
tsk, SERGEANT 6 beat PEARL STONE and PEARL STONE lost 15 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as CHILI CON CARNAGE takes the
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. The Dripping
Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff?
From ZORPUNT's trash dumps?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave
team is developing these kinds of weapons?
There's got to be a better place in ZORPUNT to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have
too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 8 1 1 110 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERO SANDWICH 5021 10 2 0 99 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
POGO POLEN 5016 23 21 1 91 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
T-JON LOY 5048 16 9 0 76 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 6 5059 8 2 0 64 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
-GENERAL 3 4905 13 7 0 63 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PEARL STONE 5034 11 17 0 50 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
THE DIABOLICAL 5088 4 0 0 42 TRIBE (507)
ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084 6 0 0 34 TRIBE (507)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLAY POOLE 5083 5 3 0 29 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
SERGEANT 9 5064 4 2 0 26 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PHONY RAPPER 5087 2 4 0 23 TRIBE (507)
LITTLE SMIFF 5060 2 12 1 19 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CINNAMON TROLL 5074 1 0 1 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
DWES EG SALAD 5066 1 0 0 10 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
SERGEANT 2 5099 0 1 0 1 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 CINNAMON TROLL 5074 725 NONE
DA1 5100 0 1 0 TRIBE 507 DARK CHAMPION 725 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Time to cook up some Sergeant Peppers. -- Shewish Buffet
Pogo Polen here again, wearing "panty hose" under my armor--I'm sure you've noticed
how readily armor distributes COLD at this season? There are places I do NOT want
frostbitten. Another typical turn for us, three-two. Two wins and one loss against
standbys, one each win and loss against managed gladiators. To those who showed up
to fight, win or lose, a salute. -- Pogo Polen
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA1 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
POGO POLEN was vanquished by CHILI CON CARNAGE in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
HERO SANDWICH overpowered T-JON LOY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PEARL STONE was devastated by SERGEANT 6 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE DIABOLICAL subdued CLAY POOLE in a 2 minute competition.
ILL SUBLIMINAL unbelievably bested SERGEANT 9 in a 6 minute gory duel.
LITTLE SMIFF was devastated by PHONY RAPPER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CINNAMON TROLL easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SERGEANT 2 was vanquished by DWES EG SALAD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 2 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 TOTAL PARRY 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 7 - 1 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 5 - 1 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 17 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 725 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 8 1 1 110 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
AIMED BLOW HERO SANDWICH 5021 10 2 0 99 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE T-JON LOY 5048 16 9 0 76 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
SLASHING ATTACK SERGEANT 6 5059 8 2 0 64 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
LUNGING ATTACK THE DIABOLICAL 5088 4 0 0 42 TRIBE (507)
TOTAL PARRY ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084 6 0 0 34 TRIBE (507)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE DIABOLICAL 5088. The ten other most popular fighters were SERGEANT 9
5064, CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020, HERO SANDWICH 5021, PHONY RAPPER 5087, CINNAMON TROLL
5074, DWES EG SALAD 5066, DA1 5100, SERGEANT 6 5059, CLAY POOLE 5083, and POGO POLEN
5016.
The least popular fighter this week was ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084. The other ten least
popular fighters were SERGEANT 2 5099, LITTLE SMIFF 5060, PEARL STONE 5034, T-JON LOY
5048, POGO POLEN 5016, CLAY POOLE 5083, SERGEANT 6 5059, DA1 5100, DWES EG SALAD
5066, and CINNAMON TROLL 5074.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JOHN ASHCROFT 4355 (145-107-4) 10 3 0 DOH!
TRUMP 4359 (150-162-2) 2 3 0 BAD HAND
SQUATCH 1794 (200-115-9) 0 5 0 LOST IN SPACE
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUGE TWIRLING MAN 4457 (109-109-0) 11 3 0 DIABLO ALSO
WILD FIRE 4880 (62-21-4) 1 4 0 DISASTER
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MANUEL PEREZ 4759 (110-57-2) 3 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A3
PAUL WIEDORFER 4876 (86-26-1) 2 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR J4
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 (7-1-1) 3 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
GENERAL 3 4905 (13-7-0) 3 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3
HERO SANDWICH 5021 (9-2-0) 0 2 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BABY BACK RIBS 5049 (4-0-0) 6 1 0 DEAD SHEWISH BUFFET
FUNKY DIABETIC 5052 (4-1-1) 2 1 0 DEAD TRIBE
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WARM BATH 5078 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 GENTLE THINGS
BABY 5077 (2-2-0) 0 2 0 GENTLE THINGS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
Q-TIP 5090 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 TRIBE
CINNAMON TROLL 5074 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SHEWISH BUFFET
BUBBLE BATH 5079 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 GENTLE THINGS
HUMMING BIRD 5075 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 GENTLE THINGS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ASHAR 2480 (6-2-0) 1 3 0 SILVER BLADES
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SCENARIO 4994 (12-2-1) 0 2 0 DEAD TRIBE
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THROWS AWAY MONEY 4722 (7-2-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS. BOSS
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There
often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today,
frowned at them.
A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a
name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling
Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of
being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and
dangerous.
Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his
voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork
lined up! Two or three months, maybe--"
The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
"No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything
straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!"
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI