DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/09/2014    Duedate: 01/22/2014

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-728

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHILI CON CARNAGE
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [11-1-1,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHILI CON CARNAGE              DIAMONDBACK
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)           SERPENTS HOLD (508)
(24-5020) [11-1-1,133]         (24-5005) [1-0-0,17]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL STONE                    PEARL STONE
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-5034) [13-18-0,57]         (24-5034) [13-18-0,57]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)        22
2. TRIBE (507)                 22      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (508)         17      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403)          4
5. MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)      0      SERPENTS HOLD (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD (508)        1   0  0  100   1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      8  4 0
 2/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      38  17  3 69.1   2/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       5 10 0
 3- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   94  55  7 63.1   3/ 2 TRIBE (507)               2  6 0
 4/ 3 TRIBE (507)               91  65  7 58.3   4/ 0*SERPENTS HOLD (508)       1  0 0
 5/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      971 %1047 31 48.1   5- 4 MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)   1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): PORT-A-FORTRESS of THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): KONANN CEE of THE HERCULOIDS (Kell Drakestone, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): SSG4 of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): STACI of HAREM (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 369): THE CHOSEN (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 740): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 740): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 727): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 721): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 685): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 682): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 673): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 567): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 270): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 625): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 739): PURPLE POODLE of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 726): POGO POLEN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 722): JACK INTHE PULPIT of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for ILL SUBLIMINAL, who flew up 17 points in the rankings after mashing 
PEARL STONE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  PEARL STONE was defeated by ILL SUBLIMINAL and drops 8 
points.  Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was KRILL 
CAVALRY's T-JON LOY, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by CHILI CON 
CARNAGE.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at 
that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZORPUNT arena.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZORPUNT have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020       11   1  1   133       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERO SANDWICH 5021           13   2  0   114       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048               16  12  0    83       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 6 5059               8   2  0    64       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
-GENERAL 3 4905               13   7  0    63       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084           8   1  0    58       TRIBE (507)
 PEARL STONE 5034             13  18  0    57       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 9 5064               5   3  0    42       MEDAL OF HONOR Z3 (499)
 CLAY POOLE 5083               7   4  0    38       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DWES EG SALAD 5066            3   1  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 LITTLE SMIFF 5060             3  14  1    24       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIAMONDBACK 5005              1   0  0    17       SERPENTS HOLD (508)
-CINNAMON TROLL 5074           1   0  1    14       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 PONY STONE 5113               0   1  0     1       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 5110              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 510   BANDIT PRINCE         728  NONE
VIBRANT THING 5106      0  1 0 TRIBE 507            HIGH ELF              728  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Chili con Carnage -- If you didn't make it so hot, the sauce wouldn't explode and fly
all over the room.  Then you wouldn't need a Hazardous Materials Cleaning Crew. --
Pogo Polen

Hero Sandwich -- I don't see why YOU are most popular.  Okay, not "most popular," but
"this turn's favorite."  Maybe if you were made with whole grain bread, sprouts,
pulled beef, maybe... a sauce based on geek yogurt, really sharp tomatoes....  Hmm.
You're making me hungry now, or maybe *I* am making me hungry now.  I need to think
about this. -- T-Jon Loy

Sergeant 9 -- I'm not in the mood, okay?  I've got a headache. -- Pearl Stone

Ill Sublinimal -- I'd like to see you more than just subliminally ill. -- Clay Poole

Dwes Eg Salad -- You're working on shrinking it, aren't you?  I think you're a Bad
Eg. -- Little Smiff

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
VIBRANT THING was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CHILI CON CARNAGE viciously subdued T-JON LOY in a 1 minute veteran's Title match.
HERO SANDWICH bested M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute fight.
PEARL STONE was luckily beaten by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a 4 minute mismatched match.
CLAY POOLE defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 6 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
LITTLE SMIFF was overpowered by DWES EG SALAD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DIAMONDBACK vanquished PONY STONE in a 2 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  19 -  0      27  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 728 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020     11   1  1  133 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
AIMED BLOW       HERO SANDWICH 5021         13   2  0  114 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048             16  12  0   83 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TOTAL PARRY      ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084         8   1  0   58 TRIBE (507)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was PEARL STONE 5034.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHILI CON 
CARNAGE 5020, PONY STONE 5113, HERO SANDWICH 5021, ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084, DWES EG SALAD 
5066, T-JON LOY 5048, DIAMONDBACK 5005, SNACK 5110, VIBRANT THING 5106, and LITTLE 
SMIFF 5060.

The least popular fighter this week was CLAY POOLE 5083.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LITTLE SMIFF 5060, VIBRANT THING 5106, SNACK 5110, DIAMONDBACK 5005, 
T-JON LOY 5048, DWES EG SALAD 5066, ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084, HERO SANDWICH 5021, PONY 
STONE 5113, and CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020.