DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/06/2014    Duedate: 02/19/2014

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-730

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHILI CON CARNAGE
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [13-1-1,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHILI CON CARNAGE              DIAMONDBACK
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)           SERPENTS HOLD (508)
(24-5020) [13-1-1,145]         (24-5005) [3-0-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL STONE                    LITTLE SMIFF
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-5034) [14-19-0,71]         (24-5060) [3-16-1,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRIBE (507)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIBE (507)                 24
2. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)        11      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. SERPENTS HOLD (508)          4      Unchartered Team
4. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         -3
                                       SERPENTS HOLD (508)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SERPENTS HOLD (508)        3   0  0  100   1/ 2 TRIBE (507)               9  2 0
 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      42  19  3 68.9   2/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      7  3 0
 3/ 4 TRIBE (507)               99  66  7 60.0   3/ 4*SERPENTS HOLD (508)       3  0 0
 4/ 5 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      973 %1055 31 48.0   4/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): WILLOW of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): CHILI CON CARNAGE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): FLYING PIG of HELL FROZEN OVER (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 742): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 742): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 729): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 723): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 687): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 684): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 675): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 627): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 727): FARLIN MEEKS of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 726): COMIC BOOK GUY of ANDROID DUNGEON 010 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 724): SPRING HEELED JACK of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 569): POOR THING of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             JANICE DERBY of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It's almost time for me to take a break.  One last shot at a basic tournament
before I move on to the Isle (hopefully!).

Chili Con Carnage

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZORPUNT brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, SHEWISH BUFFET, since 
TRIBE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see VIBRANT THING win a fight and gain 9 points, terribly.  
Tsk, tsk, ILL SUBLIMINAL beat CLAY POOLE and CLAY POOLE lost 4 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, ZORPUNT may be getting 
bland, as CHILI CON CARNAGE stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the ZORPUNT arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020       13   1  1   145       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERO SANDWICH 5021           15   2  0   123       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048               16  14  0    78       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 PEARL STONE 5034             14  19  0    71       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084           9   2  0    54       TRIBE (507)
 CLAY POOLE 5083               8   5  0    40       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DWES EG SALAD 5066            3   1  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 DIAMONDBACK 5005              3   0  0    30       SERPENTS HOLD (508)
 LITTLE SMIFF 5060             3  16  1    26       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 Q-TIP 5090                    2   0  0    23       TRIBE (507)
 EL SEGUNDO 5111               2   0  0    23       TRIBE (507)
 VIBRANT THING 5114            2   0  0    22       TRIBE (507)
-CINNAMON TROLL 5074           1   0  1    14       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-THAT SWING 5112               1   0  0    13       TRIBE (507)
 PONY STONE 5113               0   3  0     3       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 5116              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 510   STONE GOLEM           730  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kung-fu Master -- Your kung fu is strong. -- Hero Sandwich

Chili con Carnage -- We need to get someone up here to match against each of us, so
we don't have to match against each other.  I'm getting ulcers. -- T-Jon Loy

Ill Subliminal -- There's nothing to do during a heavy snowfall (except some stuff I
can't mention here) except practice my patience.  So I did. -- Pearl Stone

The Ambitious Guard would make a good doormat. -- Clay Poole

Diamondback -- Nasty dude, aren't you? -- Little Smiff

Q-tip -- Well, THAT was embarrassing.  Don't do it again. -- Pony Stone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHILI CON CARNAGE devastated PEARL STONE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HERO SANDWICH handily defeated T-JON LOY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ILL SUBLIMINAL outwaited CLAY POOLE in a unpopular 10 minute brawl.
LITTLE SMIFF was defeated by DIAMONDBACK in a 6 minute fight.
Q-TIP demolished PONY STONE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EL SEGUNDO vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
VIBRANT THING overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW         9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  1      33  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 730 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         3  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020     13   1  1  145 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
AIMED BLOW       HERO SANDWICH 5021         15   2  0  123 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048             16  14  0   78 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TOTAL PARRY      ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084         9   2  0   54 TRIBE (507)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LITTLE SMIFF 5060.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHILI CON 
CARNAGE 5020, HERO SANDWICH 5021, Q-TIP 5090, EL SEGUNDO 5111, VIBRANT THING 5114, 
SNACK 5116, PEARL STONE 5034, T-JON LOY 5048, PONY STONE 5113, and DIAMONDBACK 5005.

The least popular fighter this week was ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLAY POOLE 5083, DIAMONDBACK 5005, PONY STONE 5113, T-JON LOY 
5048, PEARL STONE 5034, SNACK 5116, VIBRANT THING 5114, EL SEGUNDO 5111, Q-TIP 5090, 
and HERO SANDWICH 5021.