DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/06/2014    Duedate: 03/19/2014

ZORPUNT ARENA

DM-24    TURN-732

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HERO SANDWICH
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5021) [17-2-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HERO SANDWICH                  POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)           
(24-5021) [17-2-0,135]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEARL STONE                    THAT SWING
KRILL CAVALRY (403)            TRIBE (507)
(24-5034) [15-20-0,82]         (24-5112) [2-0-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TRIBE (507)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TRIBE (507)                 15
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403)         15      SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. SHEWISH BUFFET (510)        12      Unchartered Team
4. SERPENTS HOLD (508)          0
                                        (149)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*SERPENTS HOLD (508)        3   0  0  100   1/ 1 TRIBE (507)               9  1 0
 2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      44  21  3 67.7   2/ 2 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)      4  3 0
 3/ 3 TRIBE (507)              104  67  7 60.8   3/ 3 KRILL CAVALRY (403)       4 11 0
 4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403)      977 %1061 31 47.9   4- 4*SERPENTS HOLD (508)       1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): LAMB CHOP STOP of EASTER FEASTER (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): MANSION of LIVING LARGE (Padre, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): DOUGLAS T. JACOBSON of MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): HERO SANDWICH of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Arned Bandit)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): SERGEANT 8 of MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 689): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): SADIE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): SERRGEANT 4 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 744): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 744): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 729): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 731): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 725): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 726): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 689): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 677): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 319): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 571): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 629): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 743): GREEN SNOT of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 728): GASPAR HUELCO of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 686): SERGEANT 6 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                 (turn 685): SPOCKA THE HUTT of OLD SCHOOL (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 676): SNUFFY of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Hey everybody, watch out for PONY STONE, who 
flew up 17 points in the rankings after mashing EL SEGUNDO like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  EL 
SEGUNDO was beat by PONY STONE and drops 14 points.  Our battling duelmaster HERO 
SANDWICH has managed to hold the title, fending off PEARL STONE's none too subtle 
advances.  Better luck next time, KRILL CAVALRY.  Can you believe they are paying me 
10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZORPUNT arena.  And who 
is this LITTLE SMIFF you ask, with 28 points and a 3-18-1 record.  Ooh, the tales I 
could tell!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Here's some advice:  warriors with little 
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in ZORPUNT have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Okay, so I may not be the 
world's best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been 
real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERO SANDWICH 5021           17   2  0   135       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020       13   1  1   145       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 T-JON LOY 5048               17  15  0    89       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 PEARL STONE 5034             15  20  0    82       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084          11   2  0    62       TRIBE (507)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLAY POOLE 5083               9   6  0    37       KRILL CAVALRY (403)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 Q-TIP 5090                    3   0  0    33       TRIBE (507)
-DWES EG SALAD 5066            3   1  0    32       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
-DIAMONDBACK 5005              3   0  0    30       SERPENTS HOLD (508)
 LITTLE SMIFF 5060             3  18  1    28       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 VIBRANT THING 5114            3   0  0    28       TRIBE (507)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PONY STONE 5113               1   4  0    21       KRILL CAVALRY (403)
 THAT SWING 5112               2   0  0    20       TRIBE (507)
-CINNAMON TROLL 5074           1   0  1    14       SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
 EL SEGUNDO 5111               2   1  0     9       TRIBE (507)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SNACK 5123              0  1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 510   BLACK ORC             732  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Only six fights, and one in the Dark Arena.  Why do THEY get the good snacks.  Or the
"bad" snacks, the ones that are greasy, or sweet, and horribly fattening and
delicious...?  Two-three for us, and one of the losses (the shame!) was to an
Embezzling Scribe! -- Pearl Stone

Actually, the Embezzling Scribe was tough.  I never did really understand all those
numbers. -- Pony Stone

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SNACK was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HERO SANDWICH devastated PEARL STONE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
T-JON LOY handily defeated VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CLAY POOLE was vanquished by ILL SUBLIMINAL in a slow 10 minute mismatched brawl.
LITTLE SMIFF was savagely defeated by Q-TIP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody match.
EL SEGUNDO lost to PONY STONE in a 2 minute amateur's fight.
THAT SWING beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a popular 2 minute amateur's brawl.
VIBRANT THING handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   4 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   8 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   4 -  1      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 732 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HERO SANDWICH 5021         17   2  0  135 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    T-JON LOY 5048             17  15  0   89 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
TOTAL PARRY      ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084        11   2  0   62 TRIBE (507)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THAT SWING 5112.  The ten other most popular fighters were Q-TIP 5090, HERO 
SANDWICH 5021, EL SEGUNDO 5111, PONY STONE 5113, VIBRANT THING 5114, T-JON LOY 5048, 
LITTLE SMIFF 5060, SNACK 5123, PEARL STONE 5034, and CLAY POOLE 5083.

The least popular fighter this week was ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CLAY POOLE 5083, PEARL STONE 5034, SNACK 5123, LITTLE SMIFF 
5060, T-JON LOY 5048, VIBRANT THING 5114, PONY STONE 5113, EL SEGUNDO 5111, HERO 
SANDWICH 5021, and Q-TIP 5090.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                         WILLOW (14-4754) ZOMBIE SQUAD (478) 
                      SERPENTITO (36-7542) SERPENTS HOLD (629) 
                     THE SHINING (82-1279) FAILED MUSICALS (222) 
                     BESS (82-35303) SUPERIOR FORCES 4502 (5816) 
                        JABBER HOGAN (82-49966) LAZY 9 (8398) 
                       LAZY CRIMINAL (84-18259) KAOSTIC (1429) 
                         HIDDEN GERBIL (84-19254) TMI (3416) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes