DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/03/2014 Duedate: 04/16/2014
ZORPUNT ARENA
DM-24 TURN-734
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHILI CON CARNAGE
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [14-1-1,160]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHILI CON CARNAGE POSITION IS EMPTY
SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
(24-5020) [14-1-1,160]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PEARL STONE PEARL STONE
KRILL CAVALRY (403) KRILL CAVALRY (403)
(24-5034) [15-22-0,74] (24-5034) [15-22-0,74]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TRIBE (507)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 36
2. KRILL CAVALRY (403) 26 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
3. BASH BROS. BOSS (483) -7 Unchartered Team
4. TRIBE (507) -18
THE DESERT RATS (162)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 47 22 3 68.1 1/ 1 TRIBE (507) 8 3 0
2/ 2 BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 32 19 3 62.7 2/ 2 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 6 9 0
3/ 3 TRIBE (507) 108 69 7 61.0 3/ 3 SHEWISH BUFFET (510) 4 2 0
4/ 4 KRILL CAVALRY (403) 981 %1067 31 47.9 4/ 4 BASH BROS. BOSS (483) 3 4 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 372): IMERTA LOEL of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): MEDIOCRETAUR of THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 746): BARIUM ENEMY of PERIODIC STATEMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 731): IRSON ORSON of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): ARE YOU DONE YET? Of BASH BROS BOSS (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 727): APPELONIA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 728): HUMUNGOUSAUR of OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 691): KORVIN ROSS of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): SERGEANT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): ROBERT JOHNSON of THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 320): URSILA RILVAR of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): ANDORIAN SMOOTHIE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): MICHAEL COOPER of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC2 (Manager, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 372): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 746): THE VULGARIANS (Mordraith, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 746): WU-TANG FOREVER (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 731): MEDAL OF HONOR 104 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 733): TRIBE (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 727): MEDAL OF HONOR GN (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 728): OMNITRIX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 691): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 688): LAZY SUNDAY (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 679): THE 27 CLUB (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 320): WHERE AM I? (Var, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 573): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 273): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 631): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 745): CLARET CRAWDAD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 730): HURIN of WHEEL OF TIME (Stillgard, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 690): MORK CALLING ORSON of CSU COLLEGE RADIO (Floyd, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
While most managers are glad for the commission to not induct their warriors,
Assur says the commission has taken too many bribes and kickbacks and now normal
operating procedure is to not graduate warriors. Perhaps this turn will be my day.
I've heard you can learn lots of interesting things at the Shewish Buffet. Perhaps
if I attend such a smorgasbord, the commission will think I'm worthy of immortality
(which for me means a comfortable retirement)
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon ZORPUNT, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! Practice pays for PONY STONE, who pummelled
VIBRANT THING, to pocket 20 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, PONY
STONE was winsome, after beating VIBRANT THING and seeing him lose 18 points. What
can be a greater victory? CHILI CON CARNAGE has taken his place as the top, as
ZORPUNT's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in ZORPUNT is taking speech lessons
to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so
did the "warriors" in ZORPUNT avoid BASH BROS. BOSS. As a woman of good breeding
scorns the "warriors" of SHEWISH BUFFET, so did that sorry team shy from BASH BROS.
BOSS Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and CLAY POOLE is it right now. Most
challenged warrior. Isn't KRILL CAVALRY proud!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Those who owe
TAKES CREDIT of BASH BROS. BOSS money and had written him off, take note: he'S BACK
FROM THE DARK ARENA!!! AND he'S MAD!!! Questions are being raised about the
disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in ZORPUNT would I
avoid!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for ZORPUNT? On
that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 14 1 1 160 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERO SANDWICH 5021 18 2 0 145 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
T-JON LOY 5048 18 16 0 93 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 11 3 1 93 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084 12 3 0 77 TRIBE (507)
PEARL STONE 5034 15 22 0 74 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TAKES CREDIT 4723 4 2 2 55 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
PONY STONE 5113 3 4 0 48 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
DOES NOTHING 4724 10 10 0 45 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
DWES EG SALAD 5066 4 1 0 40 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
LITTLE SMIFF 5060 4 19 1 38 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CLAY POOLE 5083 9 8 0 35 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-Q-TIP 5090 3 0 0 33 TRIBE (507)
-THAT SWING 5112 3 0 0 27 TRIBE (507)
VIBRANT THING 5114 4 1 0 25 TRIBE (507)
-EL SEGUNDO 5111 3 1 0 25 TRIBE (507)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CINNAMON TROLL 5074 1 0 1 14 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NIT PICKER 5051 0 1 0 BASH BROS. BOSS 483 DARK CHAMPION 734 NONE
SHARES BLAME 4721 0 1 0 BASH BROS. BOSS 483 HIGH ELF 734 NONE
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA TAKES CREDIT 4723 734 NONE
SNACK 5124 0 1 0 SHEWISH BUFFET 510 WURM KIN 734 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
And just like that, we are back. -- Shewish Buffet
Are You Done, Yet? -- I hope not. Please don't kill either one of us. -- Hero
Sandwich and Chili Con Carnage
Two-three, and I blame the Bosses! Well, alright, only one loss was to a Boss, the
other two being to Tribesmen, but just think of it this way: If the Bosses hadn't
turned up, we might have drawn standbys! -- Pearl Stone
Are You Done, Yet? -- No. I haven't finished this game of solitaire on the computer.
-- T-Jon Loy
Does Nothing -- You and me both! -- Little Smiff
Little Smiff - You're not little. You're probably not a smiff either. -- Does
Nothing
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAKES CREDIT viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SHARES BLAME was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
NIT PICKER was savagely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNACK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ARE YOU DONE, YET? was overpowered by CHILI CON CARNAGE in a 1 minute Title fight.
HERO SANDWICH devastated ILL SUBLIMINAL in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl.
PEARL STONE was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute master's brawl.
T-JON LOY vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CLAY POOLE lost to DWES EG SALAD in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner upset fight.
DOES NOTHING luckily beat LITTLE SMIFF in a exciting 5 minute gruesome fight.
VIBRANT THING was overpowered by PONY STONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 13 - 4 - 0 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 3 - 0 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 11 - 0 58 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 19 - 0 41 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 4 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 2 29 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 734 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020 14 1 1 160 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
AIMED BLOW HERO SANDWICH 5021 18 2 0 145 SHEWISH BUFFET (510)
PARRY-RIPOSTE T-JON LOY 5048 18 16 0 93 KRILL CAVALRY (403)
STRIKING ATTACK ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720 11 3 1 93 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
TOTAL PARRY ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084 12 3 0 77 TRIBE (507)
BASHING ATTACK TAKES CREDIT 4723 4 2 2 55 BASH BROS. BOSS (483)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PEARL STONE 5034. The most popular warrior this
turn was PEARL STONE 5034. The ten other most popular fighters were LITTLE SMIFF
5060, SHARES BLAME 4721, HERO SANDWICH 5021, DWES EG SALAD 5066, TAKES CREDIT 4723,
NIT PICKER 5051, CHILI CON CARNAGE 5020, T-JON LOY 5048, DOES NOTHING 4724, and PONY
STONE 5113.
The least popular fighter this week was VIBRANT THING 5114. The other ten least
popular fighters were CLAY POOLE 5083, ARE YOU DONE, YET? 4720, ILL SUBLIMINAL 5084,
SNACK 5124, PONY STONE 5113, DOES NOTHING 4724, T-JON LOY 5048, CHILI CON CARNAGE
5020, NIT PICKER 5051, and TAKES CREDIT 4723.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
HERO SANDWICH (24-5021) SHEWISH BUFFET (510)