DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/28/2003 Duedate: 08/09/2003
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-458
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WENT TO MARKET
THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)
(25-4288) [13-6-2,134]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WENT TO MARKET ASHERON'S CALL
THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411) OTHER GAMES (424)
(25-4288) [13-6-2,134] (25-4501) [2-1-0,22]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HERO ABSOLUCIOUN
BARONE (215) CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
(25-4640) [14-13-0,75] (25-4872) [6-7-0,64]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CARNIVAL (354) 32
2. EASTERN HORDE (367) 23 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)
3. CHAUCERS WORDS (452) 13 Unchartered Team
4. PRESIDENTIAL? (459) 13
5. OTHER GAMES (424) 13 PRESIDENTIAL? (459)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*PRESIDENTIAL? (459) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 CHAUCERS WORDS (452) 8 7 1
2/ 0*OTHER GAMES (424) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 2 CARNIVAL (354) 8 7 0
3- 1 POWER AND FATE (444) 39 20 0 66.1 3- 3 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 5 2 0
4/ 2 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411) 15 8 2 65.2 4/ 4 SLY'S SLAYERS (432) 4 2 0
5/ 3 CHAUCERS WORDS (452) 37 22 1 62.7 5/ 6 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411) 3 0 1
6- 4 DARKENED PRIDE (343) 216 167 20 56.4 6/ 0 EASTERN HORDE (367) 2 0 0
7- 5 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 84 73 3 53.5 7/ 0 WINDY CITY WOMEN (440) 2 2 1
8/ 6 BARONE (215) 250 241 20 50.9 8- 5*ONE WIN WONDERS (456) 2 2 0
9/ 7 CARNIVAL (354) 296 326 12 47.6 9/ 0*OTHER GAMES (424) 1 0 0
10/ 8 SLY'S SLAYERS (432) 112 126 5 47.1 10/ 0*PRESIDENTIAL? (459) 1 0 0
11/ 0 WINDY CITY WOMEN (440) 85 96 14 47.0 11/ 9 BARONE (215) 0 5 0
12/ 0 THE NATURALS (259) 108 133 7 44.8 12/ 0 THE NATURALS (259) 0 4 0
13/ 0 EASTERN HORDE (367) 11 14 1 44.0 13/ 0*SUNGOD (460) 0 3 0
14- 9*ONE WIN WONDERS (456) 5 7 0 41.7 14- 8 DARKENED PRIDE (343) 0 1 0
15/ 0*SUNGOD (460) 0 3 0 0.0 15-10 POWER AND FATE (444) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): VAJRA VALMEJAR of SCARLET KNIGHTS (Talon Warsmith)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 467): CONAN of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 460): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 456): FLITTER MCGEE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 457): WENT TO MARKET of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 457): TAOS of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): PHISH BAIT of TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): KLUMSY TUMBLES of CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): ZEPHYRE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 404): VEERS of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 180): MERADI of KING AND COUNTRY (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): SCUMBAG of WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 306): RHYTHM METHOD of SURPRISE! (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 135): LONGSHOT of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 352): PRIMUS BOUND of SUPERIOR FORCES from ZENSU (Manager)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE (JRK, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 467): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 460): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellubmo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 456): THE ASININE (Philthy Phil, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 457): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 457): SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): TRIP OUT (Angus, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): CARNIVAL (Carny, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 404): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 180): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): WILD CARDS (Snotman, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 306): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 135): SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 352): BOXES, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 233): FANTA FUELED FUZZ of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
FOTHERINFOP of WIMPS OF PERIL (Wimpy, mgr.)
(turn 232): DOMINO of BONDAGE (Spawn, mgr.)
BETHUNES of LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 467): ORION ORANGE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 466): DAISY JANUARY of THE DOGHOUSE (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 459): SARGENT SUGAR of SWEET MARINES (General Snookums, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 455): VIKING of SAVAGES (Tarzan, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 453): INFERNO of I TRAINED THEM (Soultaker, mgr.)
(turn 452): VALLISNERIA of THE GREENHOUSE (Generalissimo Puerco, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 418): DESPICABLE DUCK of WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 412): ZEPHYRE of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
FARMER'S GIRL of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
(turn 411): GWYN AP NUDD of CAER SIDHE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 316): SCUMBAG of WIMPS OF DEATH (Wimpy, mgr.)
WETBOX of BOXES (Doc Steele, mgr.)
(turn 315): SMOOCHY of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
CROW of SHADOW SIGNS (Shadowgate, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 134): CENTURION of 2ND ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)
BARRETT of DARQUE FORCES IV (Master Darque, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! DARKENED PRIDE after a sorry 0-0-0 might want
to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more'
blues! Experience counts in LYRATILAN, as the fresh boys in SUNGOD painfully found
out. Take heart--we all start somewhere! Practice pays for LOOPY, who pummelled
SOVEREYN, to pocket 22 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, LOOPY was
winsome, after beating SOVEREYN and seeing it lose 19 points. Those who hoped for a
new Duelmaster were disappointed by PEROXIDE, of THE NATURALS, who despite a 12-9-2
couldn't overcome LYRATILAN's Number 1. Word has it one team in LYRATILAN is taking
speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death. I'll bet it works.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from
the lion, so did the "warriors" in LYRATILAN avoid PRIMATES-R-US. As a woman of good
breeding scorns the "warriors" of CARNIVAL, so did that sorry team shy from
PRIMATES-R-US If challenges were horses, ABSOLUCIOUN could open up a fast food joint!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in LYRATILAN would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in LYRATILAN is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid LYRATILAN
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WENT TO MARKET 4288 13 6 2 134 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MONKEY DO 4152 19 18 0 127 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-MONKEY WRENCH 4442 9 1 0 95 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
PEROXIDE 2926 12 9 2 92 THE NATURALS (259)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GGLEEMANN 4801 14 6 0 89 CARNIVAL (354)
BUTTERMILK 4497 22 20 0 88 CARNIVAL (354)
LOOPY 4642 14 15 0 79 CARNIVAL (354)
HERO 4640 14 13 0 75 BARONE (215)
-CONFLICT 4734 12 11 0 74 SLY'S SLAYERS (432)
MISERY 4735 15 9 0 72 SLY'S SLAYERS (432)
-APE WILD 4337 12 8 1 71 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOVEREYN 4870 9 4 0 65 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
ABSOLUCIOUN 4872 6 7 0 64 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
ROXXY 4753 8 8 2 60 WINDY CITY WOMEN (440)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SQUYER 4871 9 4 0 56 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
-DUELER 4803 8 7 0 53 SLY'S SLAYERS (432)
MERYE 4868 8 5 0 52 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
-THUNDERBOLT 4867 7 3 1 47 SLY'S SLAYERS (432)
LADY ZVORKNAR 4873 4 0 0 40 EASTERN HORDE (367)
BATAILLES 4869 5 2 1 39 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILDCAT 4482 5 3 0 39 DARKENED PRIDE (343)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JUDAS ISCARIOT 4452 4 1 0 27 DARKENED PRIDE (343)
BIG HOUSE BOSS 4906 3 1 1 27 WINDY CITY WOMEN (440)
SHE-MAN 4904 3 1 1 26 WINDY CITY WOMEN (440)
-HORROR 4851 4 7 1 24 SLY'S SLAYERS (432)
KING OF QUAM 4880 3 2 1 24 EASTERN HORDE (367)
-CAGE 4913 3 1 1 24 BARONE (215)
-JUNGLE JIM 4713 3 0 0 24 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLACKER 4884 3 2 0 23 THE NATURALS (259)
-CANT WORK 4919 2 1 0 23 ONE WIN WONDERS (456)
ASHERON'S CALL 4501 2 1 0 22 OTHER GAMES (424)
ALBINO ASSASSIN 4817 3 8 0 21 THE NATURALS (259)
P'NHEAD 4909 5 5 0 20 CARNIVAL (354)
CRISP 4840 2 6 0 20 WINDY CITY WOMEN (440)
-SOFA KING 4874 1 2 0 17 EASTERN HORDE (367)
-ALMOST USEFUL 4943 2 0 0 16 ONE WIN WONDERS (456)
GEORGE SHRUB 4945 1 0 0 13 PRESIDENTIAL? (459)
KORN KAKES 4932 2 5 0 11 CARNIVAL (354)
-GRAPE APE 4949 1 0 0 10 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-FACELESS 4779 1 5 0 8 POWER AND FATE (444)
-BLOODFEUD BAIT 4920 1 2 0 5 ONE WIN WONDERS (456)
-XILE 4776 0 1 0 5 POWER AND FATE (444)
-MISTRESS 4774 0 4 0 4 POWER AND FATE (444)
-PATCH 4781 0 3 0 3 POWER AND FATE (444)
-PUD 4917 0 3 0 3 ONE WIN WONDERS (456)
ROCK SOLID 4951 0 1 0 1 SUNGOD (460)
OWNAGE 4954 0 1 0 1 SUNGOD (460)
-DIMWIT 4941 0 1 0 1 BARONE (215)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BIG HURT 4838 9 3 0 BARONE 215 WENT TO MARKET 4288 457
THE YETI 4902 1 3 0 THE NATURALS 259 ROWAN ORC 356 458 NONE
KING KONG 4500 2 4 0 PRIMATES-R-US 389 BATAILLES 4869 456 REVENGED
SUNGOD 4955 0 1 0 SUNGOD 460 BIG HOUSE BOSS 4906 458
PERSONAL ADS
18 July 2003
To All Managers -- I would like to take this time to announce that my alliance, The
Association, is no more. Due to the dead weight managers of the alliance and their
lack of participation, DarkSpirit and I have formed a new alliance: The Firm. We
have taken on two members so far and are looking for a few more. If you would like
to find out more about The Firm, you can diplo Dark Spirit, Unknowns XX in arena 15
or myself, Sungod, Sadists F2FII in arena 62.
--* The Firm *--
Sungod -- Sadists F2FII -- 62
Dark Spirit -- Unknowns XX -- 15
Youngblood -- Wensinwasin -- 43
Tripwire -- Of Wolf and Man -- 1
26 July 2003
Citizens of Alastari, a bright dawn has risen. While you slept, a pernicious
force has entered the once-fair City of Aruak. It fought alongside their treasured
warriors, it drank with their fans, and it slept with their women. Now the masks are
coming off.
Warriors, be afraid...be very afraid. After years of Andorian managers ranting
that Aruak is the safest city in Alastari, the Frothingslosh Syndicate has selected
Aruak City as the home for its next epic 'contest'--Murder by Numbers II. Our spies
have selected the warriors for extermination, and the executioners have had several
months to prepare. Now a new age of darkness will descend upon Aruak, as the
Syndicate and its allies bring an entirely new level of competition to the arena!
Downchallenges! Assassinations! Small poodles as hors d'oeuvres!
The Murder by Numbers II 'rules' will be announced next cycle. However, we
invite all managers, from all corners of Alastari, to come to Aruak City and take
part...in one way or another. Help defend the honor of a long heralded haven for the
pure, or join the forces of change in their siege of the ice-cream and cake
stronghold of the Dukes of Nerf-Dueling!
This exercise is not for either the faint of heart or the weak willed. Blood
will flow, brains will leak, and beer will be chugged. Either way, we welcome you
with open arms and gleaming blades.
This public service announcement has been brought to you by Frothingslosh Epic
Contests (tm), the number 86, and the letter 'K'.
The Frothingslosh Syndicate
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
THE YETI was butchered by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WENT TO MARKET devastated PEROXIDE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
MISERY overcame ROXXY in a 1 minute match.
SOVEREYN was defeated by LOOPY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's duel.
HERO was defeated by GGLEEMANN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
BUTTERMILK won victory over ABSOLUCIOUN in a exciting 6 minute mismatched fight.
SQUYER devastated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 4 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
MERYE vanquished SLACKER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATAILLES vanquished ALBINO ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CRISP was vanquished by LADY ZVORKNAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASHERON'S CALL beat P'NHEAD in a 2 minute melee.
KING OF QUAM overpowered KORN KAKES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHE-MAN demolished OWNAGE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
BIG HOUSE BOSS murdered SUNGOD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GEORGE SHRUB overpowered ROCK SOLID in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 6 AIMED BLOW 22 - 15 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 25 - 4 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 2 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 21 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 24 - 1 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 9 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
Turn 458 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK WENT TO MARKET 4288 13 6 2 134 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)
SLASHING ATTACK PEROXIDE 2926 12 9 2 92 THE NATURALS (259)
LUNGING ATTACK GGLEEMANN 4801 14 6 0 89 CARNIVAL (354)
TOTAL PARRY BUTTERMILK 4497 22 20 0 88 CARNIVAL (354)
AIMED BLOW MISERY 4735 15 9 0 72 SLY'S SLAYERS (432)
WALL OF STEEL LADY ZVORKNAR 4873 4 0 0 40 EASTERN HORDE (367)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HERO 4640. The most popular warrior this turn was
ABSOLUCIOUN 4872. The ten other most popular fighters were GGLEEMANN 4801, GEORGE
SHRUB 4945, SQUYER 4871, MERYE 4868, ASHERON'S CALL 4501, SHE-MAN 4904, WENT TO
MARKET 4288, MISERY 4735, SOVEREYN 4870, and LOOPY 4642.
The least popular fighter this week was SUNGOD 4955. The other ten least popular
fighters were KORN KAKES 4932, CRISP 4840, ALBINO ASSASSIN 4817, SLACKER 4884, ROXXY
4753, PEROXIDE 2926, ROCK SOLID 4951, BIG HOUSE BOSS 4906, OWNAGE 4954, and BATAILLES
4869.