DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/03/2004    Duedate: 05/15/2004

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-477

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SOVEREYN
CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
(25-4870) [17-6-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SOVEREYN                       WE LIKE THE MOON
CHAUCERS WORDS (452)           SPONGMONKEYS (467)
(25-4870) [17-6-0,112]         (25-5013) [3-2-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SOVEREYN                       WE LIKE THE MOON
CHAUCERS WORDS (452)           SPONGMONKEYS (467)
(25-4870) [17-6-0,112]         (25-5013) [3-2-0,23]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAUCERS WORDS (452)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CHAUCERS WORDS (452)        40
2. THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)    24      CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
3. SPONGMONKEYS (467)          -8      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)     -16
                                       SPONGMONKEYS (467)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*SPONGMONKEYS (467)         6   3  1 66.7   1/ 1 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)     10  3 0
 2/ 3 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)      70  37  2 65.4   2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    8  7 0
 3/ 4 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)  22  12  3 64.7   3/ 4 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)  1  1 0
 4/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    89  66  4 57.4   4/ 3*SPONGMONKEYS (467)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): B.B. KING of THE BLUES (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 480): SKEEMER of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 438): SUSAN STO HELIT of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): TORA HAMLIN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 190): GRIM GLADIOLA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 335): GUMMI GHOUL of THE UPSTARTS III (Anti, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): FREAN of SAFE HAVEN (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): TOMB of SHADOW GOLD (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): MONICA VIRTUESHIELD of KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE from ARUAK CITY
                            (JRK, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 242): LA PENTARCHIE (The Pentalque, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 487): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 487): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 480): none
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): CHAUCERS WORDS (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 477): WARCKERS (Papaiz, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 472): RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 438): WIMPS MOST FOWL (Wimpy, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 431): MEMPHIS MAFIA (Bookie, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 190): OHIO (Berylstar, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 335): LOCK-OUT (Elephant, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 325): WAYFARERS (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 145): CASTLE BLACK (Shadowgate, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 372): SUNNYDALE, etc. (LHI, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 242): CLOSED MIND of BLACKTHORN ORCS (Slugbait, mgr.)
               (turn 241): MELTDOWN of X-FORCE (Savant, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 485): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Talon Warsmith)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 487): HYDE of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
              (turn 486): BLACK HEART SEEKER of CEASE TO EXIST (Sceptre, mgr.)
                          10% VIGORISH of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 480): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 476): KID ROCK of THE MC5 (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 476): XYLZ AREE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Leeta, mgr.)
                  (turn 475): LANCE of POWER AND FATE (Sceptre, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 477): SAPPER of SHERWOOD FOREST (Papaiz, mgr.)
                           OMNIBOOK 500 of AT WORK (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 472): CHERKO of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
                         BLOODY MOUTH of BLOOD OATH (Ganolus Oakleaf, mgr.)
             (turn 471): DUMB, DUMB of RED DOG GANG (Leeta, mgr.)
                         HELL'S WHISPER of PERFECT HARMONY (Sceptre, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 437): CMOT DIBBLER of THE DISC (Technogeek, mgr.)
                          JOPHAN of BEYOND THE PALE (Leeta, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 424): DODGER of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
                 (turn 423): PURPLE SASH of HARDTIMESINBABYLON (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 335): WINKER X of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr.)
              (turn 334): LIGHTNING IX of DEATH STUDS VII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 144): LOKI of ARCTIC GUARDS (Yukon Cornelius, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     So, graduation and retirement to an estate on the shore.  Sounds good to me, and
not a moment too soon.
     Squyer, get a gender and come visit.

                                      Xylz Aree

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for LYRATILAN.  MVP award for STAYED HOME?  
THIS LITTLE PRIGGY's proud of him after beating YENTA ZEL and getting 24 points.  And 
I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
SOVEREYN.  Aren't CHAUCERS WORDS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said 
LYRATILAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Piper's Rest?  Don't look at me!  
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of THIS LITTLE PRIGGY must be getting 
lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  
I don't know what SPONGMONKEYS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting 
many fights from THIS LITTLE PRIGGY, that's fer sher.  Can THE MIDDLE WAY 4's VELOND 
WOK be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the 
same?  WE LIKE THE MOON must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He 
challenged VELOND WOK.  14 is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I 
thought WE LIKE THE MOON showed great skill and promise when he was defeated by 
VELOND WOK.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All LYRATILAN ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOVEREYN 4870                17   6  0   112       CHAUCERS WORDS (452)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SQUYER 4871                  15   8  0    98       CHAUCERS WORDS (452)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRON CHOLLU 4988             13  14  0    69       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YENTA ZEL 4986               17  11  1    63       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 STAYED HOME 4967              6   3  1    58       THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FELAWESHIPE 4968              7   1  0    56       CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
 HONOUR 5002                   5   3  0    50       CHAUCERS WORDS (452)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VELOND WOK 5006               4   2  0    30       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 PARDIS RAEN 5017              3   0  0    28       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WE LIKE THE MOON 5013         3   2  0    23       SPONGMONKEYS (467)
-TOASTY 5015                   1   0  0    15       SPONGMONKEYS (467)
-ZEPPELIN 5014                 1   0  1    14       SPONGMONKEYS (467)
-PEPPER BAAAR! 5016            1   0  0    13       SPONGMONKEYS (467)
-PUFFIN 5012                   0   1  0     1       SPONGMONKEYS (467)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We Like the Moon -- Oooo-kay.  And this means? -- Velond Wok

Sovereyn -- Heck. -- Yenta Zel
P.S.  Okay, not much of a comment, but what are you going to say, eh?

The Kung-Fu Master was worthless and weak. -- Bron Chollu
P.S.  And he didn't teach me anything.

The Friendly Constable was MEAN.  He kicks dogs. -- Pardis Raen

8 April 2004
CLICK (KLK) -- Remember, you asked for it.  Chaos is coming....

14 April 2004
CHAOS Inc. proudly announces our newest member, Silver Stroke.  He becomes the
seventh brother of Chaos.  We shall indeed be better for his joining.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WE LIKE THE MOON was unbelievably bested by VELOND WOK in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
XYLZ AREE was demolished by SOVEREYN in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
SQUYER overpowered BRON CHOLLU in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
YENTA ZEL was bested by STAYED HOME in a 2 minute fight.
FELAWESHIPE overpowered HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HONOUR devastated VISITING ORC in a 4 minute bloody one-sided duel.
PARDIS RAEN overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        15 -   3 -  1      83  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  13 -  1      52  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  15 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 477 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SOVEREYN 4870              17   6  0  112 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
SLASHING ATTACK  YENTA ZEL 4986             17  11  1   63 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL    STAYED HOME 4967            6   3  1   58 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY (411)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FELAWESHIPE 4968            7   1  0   56 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
PARRY-LUNGE      HONOUR 5002                 5   3  0   50 CHAUCERS WORDS (452)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SOVEREYN 4870.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WE LIKE THE MOON 5013.  The ten other most popular fighters were YENTA ZEL 4986, 
SQUYER 4871, STAYED HOME 4967, FELAWESHIPE 4968, HONOUR 5002, VELOND WOK 5006, 
SOVEREYN 4870, PARDIS RAEN 5017, BRON CHOLLU 4988, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BRON CHOLLU 4988.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PARDIS RAEN 5017, SOVEREYN 4870, VELOND WOK 5006, HONOUR 5002, 
FELAWESHIPE 4968, STAYED HOME 4967, SQUYER 4871, YENTA ZEL 4986, WE LIKE THE MOON 
5013, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

XYLZ AREE (25-4987) THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)