DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/29/2006 Duedate: 06/10/2006
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-531
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BIG JOY
SPONGMONKEYS (467)
(25-5123) [7-2-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG JOY POSITION IS EMPTY
SPONGMONKEYS (467)
(25-5123) [7-2-0,98]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ERHLIE FAY ROBIN BANKS
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5155) [11-4-0,64] (25-5114) [9-5-0,64]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MADTOWN (358)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469) 32
2. MADTOWN (358) 26 MADTOWN (358)
3. SPONGMONKEYS (467) 10 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 3
5. ERRATA (323) 1 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 110 64 6 63.2 1/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 9 6 1
2/ 3 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 32 19 5 62.7 2/ 2 ERRATA (323) 6 3 0
3- 2 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 51 31 6 62.2 3/ 7 FUNKY FOLK (469) 4 5 1
4- 4 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 118 89 4 57.0 4- 3 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 4 6 2
5/ 5 FUNKY FOLK (469) 47 42 6 52.8 5/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 4 9 0
6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 198 212 8 48.3 6/ 6 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 3 0 0
7/ 7 ERRATA (323) 150 162 9 48.1 7- 5 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 1 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): INOCHI of YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): DAMNUALL of WHEN DOGMA FAILS II (Prophet, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 541): MITOCHONDRIAC of BIO WARFARE (Xerxes, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 534): SMELLY of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 531): MIKELA POOLE of KRILL CAVALRY (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 528): ALBUQUERQUE of HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 523): TRIPLE-X of LOVE LETTERS (Cunning Linguist, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 493): THE MAD CARROT of GARDEN OF HORRORS (The Sandman, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 484): OSTRICH of BIRDS (JE, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 475): BREAK POINT of CYNICAL DELUSIONS (Eclipse, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): INSOLENT IRIS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 390): BLUE BEANIE of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): FURIOUS TERROR of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 427): BRUENOR BATTLEHAMME of FORGOTTEN REALMS from BARIKALA
(Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): JGW EXPIRATION (JGW, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 541): PLAYPEN (KAT, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 534): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 531): MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 528): HERE TO PHOENIX (Crip, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 523): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 493): LETHAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 484): MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 475): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 218): HOPLITES (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 390): BIKINI BOTTOM (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): UN (JE, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 427): KNIGHTS OF VIRTUE, etc. (JRK, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 270): JERNIG MARS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Leeta, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 542): BUCKING BRAHMA of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
SUPERBEAST of THE LIVING DEAD (Dartor, mgr.)
(turn 541): BOOTSTRAP RIBEYE of GERFEL'S FRIENDS (Generalissimo
Puerco, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 530): INNY MEANIE of MONEY PIT (Papaiz, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 530): JOCKO of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
(turn 529): THEODORIC of MADTOWN (Namenlos, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 483): SATURN of WANDERERS (Leeta, mgr.)
5 GOT PICKED of 072905R (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 474): GLOW-ROOM of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 217): CAULIFLOWER EARS of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 379): MARIO ANDRETTI of CAR AND DRIVER (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 172): EYE OF THE KNEE DOLL of HAZAARDS OF CLONING (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Nothing works for a team like victory (How's that for a perceptive
observation?) as FUNKY FOLK can attest... VINCE certainly had a baffled expression
on his face, after losing to DAVIA HANNAS and losing 4 points in the process! Those
who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by BELTRAN FOSS, of THE MIDDLE WAY
4, who despite a 18-28-2 couldn't overcome LYRATILAN's Number 1. So who's the team
that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt
to me.
So much to report, so little time! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in
MADTOWN are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. As a woman
of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of SPONGMONKEYS, so did that sorry team shy
from MADTOWN Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral
hygiene? Whatever it is, XENO YOHL is the most challenged warrior. Them's the
breaks, ERHLIE FAY. Expecting fair challenges from SPONGMONKEYS is evidently too
much to ask. BIG JOY bested ERHLIE FAY. The whole thing leaves a bitter memory.
XENO YOHL found himself challenged by a warrior 19 below: SAM SUNG. SAM SUNG of
FUNKY FOLK kept his wits as he overcame XENO YOHL.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in LYRATILAN would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in LYRATILAN is the highlight of my life. As if
buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place.
Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for LYRATILAN? On that
giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG JOY 5123 7 2 0 98 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MONKEY DO 4152 19 18 0 127 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JUNGLE JIM 4713 13 5 0 90 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-GREAT PUMKIN 367 13 4 0 86 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
-GRAPE APE 4949 9 7 0 85 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
BELTRAN FOSS 5038 18 28 2 84 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
GIGLIE 5130 13 2 0 77 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERHLIE FAY 5155 11 4 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ROBIN BANKS 5114 9 5 0 64 FUNKY FOLK (469)
FLEX 5169 7 1 0 64 ERRATA (323)
-PUPPET 5127 6 4 1 58 ERRATA (323)
-INDIGO NYMPH 368 13 4 0 57 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MONKEY SUIT 4992 5 1 0 51 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-BAMBI SLASHER 366 12 6 4 47 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
DAVIA HANNAS 5138 11 10 1 46 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
VINCE 5131 5 6 0 35 ERRATA (323)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BABY SMURF 490 4 6 1 25 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XENO YOHL 5164 4 9 0 21 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SAM SUNG 5186 1 1 0 17 FUNKY FOLK (469)
-FORTUNE TELLER 690 1 2 1 16 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
HECATOMB 5215 1 0 0 13 MADTOWN (358)
KEN DEW 5225 1 0 1 11 FUNKY FOLK (469)
-PEPPER BAAAR! 5122 0 1 0 1 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SEALANT 5163 3 2 1 ERRATA 323 DAVIA HANNAS 5138 528 REVENGED
BYE 5176 0 1 0 ERRATA 323 FORTUNE TELLER 690 529 REVENGED
CASS TRAITOR 5165 1 2 0 FUNKY FOLK 469 DARK CHAMPION 360 531 NONE
ONSLAUGHT 5206 1 1 0 MADTOWN 358 KEN DEW 5225 531
G'NIGHT NOW 5214 0 1 0 MADTOWN 358 TRUSTWORTHY SCRIB 341 531 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Puppet -- A fast one. I like that. It means I don't have to write a long personal,
doesn't it? -- Davia Hannas
Big Joy -- Hitting me on the head does not cause the skills to fall out so you can
pick them up. And killing me would mean an end to skills. -- Beltran Foss
Vince -- Huh, like you needed that. -- Xeno Yohl
Bambi Slasher -- Good for you! Slash up some more deer. They are PESTS around here.
-- Erhlie Fay
Vince -- You're welcome. Next time, pay attention and study harder. -- Xeno Yohl
3 May 2006
All -- I've seen what's on the forum. So I'm prey, am I, Max. You and all your
devious buddies will become my prey, even those I thought okay. I don't have to
explain anything I do, much like yourselves so bring it on. Feel free to come over
to 31 for a thrashing. Oh, by the way, I am also in a new alliance. They tend to
share my sentiments about the VC. If they follow me or not, we will see; I'm not at
liberty to talk for them. The VC may be on their last stand!!!! -- Blackstorm
6 May 2006
The 2006 Mordanti Alliance Olympics are off to a grand start! With seventeen teams
declared, running under eight different flags (not to mention six additional non-
Olympic teams present), it is looking to be as tough as any previous Olympiad, if not
more! Olympians petitioned the Commission to make an allowance for late entries, and
the Commission agreed, and will allow new entrants to partake, as long as they are
active by Round 3 (T546, due May 29th). So if you wish to enter, please email your
intentions to amicitia@gwi.net with team name, manager name, and affiliation
(alliance name or independent), or show up in Mordant (DM-1) on, or before, May 29th
and place your declarations in the newsletter!
Amicitia Primoris (Lord Xiang, Dameon Darkheart, JGW, Seraphim)
26 May 2006
The Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire want to announce the joining of a new
member who cherishes the same ideals, respect and loyalty that we hold dear.
From this day forward let all know that Blackstorm is now a Dark Knight of the
Desolate Empire Alliance. With him as our chosen brother, our alliance only becomes
stronger. Let all his foes become ours, and ours his. May all our enemies' blood
flow freely and give NO quarter in war.
This is also a warning to any cowards, bullies, etc.... If you play with fire,
you WILL get burnt!!!
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CASS TRAITOR was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIG JOY demolished ERHLIE FAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title melee.
SAM SUNG defeated XENO YOHL in a 1 minute amateur vs. master upset Challenge duel.
JOCKO overpowered BELTRAN FOSS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
GIGLIE luckily beat ROBIN BANKS in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
FLEX handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAVIA HANNAS won victory over VINCE in a action packed 1 minute duel.
ONSLAUGHT was dispatched by KEN DEW in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
G'NIGHT NOW was slaughtered by TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HECATOMB overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 2 - 0 89 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 20 - 3 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 15 - 2 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 8 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 16 - 2 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 7 - 1 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 531 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BIG JOY 5123 7 2 0 98 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
TOTAL PARRY GIGLIE 5130 13 2 0 77 MADTOWN (358)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ERHLIE FAY 5155 11 4 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
LUNGING ATTACK ROBIN BANKS 5114 9 5 0 64 FUNKY FOLK (469)
WALL OF STEEL DAVIA HANNAS 5138 11 10 1 46 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ERHLIE FAY 5155. The most popular warrior this turn
was ROBIN BANKS 5114. The ten other most popular fighters were CASS TRAITOR 5165,
SAM SUNG 5186, BIG JOY 5123, GIGLIE 5130, DAVIA HANNAS 5138, KEN DEW 5225, XENO YOHL
5164, FLEX 5169, ONSLAUGHT 5206, and BELTRAN FOSS 5038.
The least popular fighter this week was G'NIGHT NOW 5214. The other ten least
popular fighters were ERHLIE FAY 5155, HECATOMB 5215, VINCE 5131, BELTRAN FOSS 5038,
ONSLAUGHT 5206, FLEX 5169, XENO YOHL 5164, KEN DEW 5225, DAVIA HANNAS 5138, and
GIGLIE 5130.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
JOCKO (25-5093) MADTOWN (358)