DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/24/2006 Duedate: 07/08/2006
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-533
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BIG JOY
SPONGMONKEYS (467)
(25-5123) [9-2-1,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG JOY THE GREATEST
SPONGMONKEYS (467) LEGENDARY MEN (484)
(25-5123) [9-2-1,132] (25-5223) [1-1-0,6]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROBIN BANKS ROBIN BANKS
FUNKY FOLK (469) FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5114) [10-6-0,86] (25-5114) [10-6-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MADTOWN (358)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SPONGMONKEYS (467) 25
2. MADTOWN (358) 18 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
3. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 18 Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469) 9
5. FANTASIA ISLE (56) 9 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 34 19 6 64.2 1/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 10 4 0
2/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 117 66 6 63.9 2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469) 6 5 1
3/ 3 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 53 34 6 60.9 3/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 5 7 0
4/ 5 BARHOPPERS (429) 47 41 2 53.4 4/ 5 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 3 0 1
5/ 6 FUNKY FOLK (469) 51 45 6 53.1 5/ 7 BARHOPPERS (429) 3 7 0
6/ 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 202 216 8 48.3 6/ 4 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 2 3 0
7- 8 ERRATA (323) 150 163 9 47.9 7- 3 ERRATA (323) 1 2 0
8/ 9*LEGENDARY MEN (484) 1 5 0 16.7 8/ 9*LEGENDARY MEN (484) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of LYRATILAN! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Phhbltt! Too much drinking and too
little dodging gave ERRATA a 0-0-0! I got a good laugh out of it! Up 'n down. Up
'n down. Rankings always change. Up 'n down. I think I'm gonna be... Well, THE
MIDDLE WAY 4's 3rd moved them up to 3-1-0 place. Laughs were big at THE MIDDLE WAY 4
while they watched ERHLIE FAY clobber WHITE SPIDER. He lost 7 points and got bruised
from objects thrown from the stands. GREAT PUMKIN was reminded on the sands why BIG
JOY is Duelmaster. I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about
your fellow fighters? Tough!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, ERRATA! The bums at
FANTASIA ISLE couldn't face the challenges from ERRATA! No excuse for that! What do
people see in GIGLIE? His 15-2-0? MADTOWN ain't talkin', but he's got 94 points.
XENO YOHL didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received from OIL SLICK of
BARHOPPERS, who is 21 points below him. OIL SLICK perhaps got his just desserts,
seeing as he won victory over XENO YOHL and ended up with 22 recognition points.
Warriors of LYRATILAN unite. You have only your games to lose! BIG JOY proved
too determined for GREAT PUMKIN. GREAT PUMKIN was lucky to go in the ring, with
13-6-0 to his credit. He will be remembered. BIG JOY had a sure-fire victory when
he challenged GREAT PUMKIN, 36 points below him. Was anyone really surprised when
GREAT PUMKIN bit it? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG JOY 5123 9 2 1 132 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIGLIE 5130 15 2 0 94 MADTOWN (358)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELTRAN FOSS 5038 19 29 2 90 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ROBIN BANKS 5114 10 6 0 86 FUNKY FOLK (469)
PAINLESS 4544 10 9 2 79 BARHOPPERS (429)
BAMBI SLASHER 366 14 6 4 76 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLEX 5169 7 1 0 64 ERRATA (323)
-PUPPET 5127 6 4 1 58 ERRATA (323)
ERHLIE FAY 5155 12 5 0 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIKINI LINE 4545 10 7 0 53 BARHOPPERS (429)
DAVIA HANNAS 5138 13 10 1 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-INDIGO NYMPH 368 13 5 0 44 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
WHITE SPIDER 4548 8 8 0 36 BARHOPPERS (429)
-VINCE 5131 5 7 0 34 ERRATA (323)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM SUNG 5186 2 2 0 30 FUNKY FOLK (469)
-BABY SMURF 490 4 6 1 25 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XENO YOHL 5164 4 11 0 23 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
KEN DEW 5225 3 0 1 22 FUNKY FOLK (469)
OIL SLICK 4942 1 1 0 22 BARHOPPERS (429)
PANDEMIC 5226 2 0 0 16 MADTOWN (358)
-FORTUNE TELLER 690 1 2 1 16 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
HAVOC 5228 2 0 0 13 MADTOWN (358)
HECATOMB 5215 1 2 0 7 MADTOWN (358)
THE GREATEST 5223 1 1 0 6 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
-DECIMATE 5227 1 0 0 6 MADTOWN (358)
DARK ABBOT 4815 0 2 0 2 BARHOPPERS (429)
-SPIDER-MAN 5222 0 1 0 1 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PEPPER BAAAR! 5122 0 1 0 1 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BYE 5176 0 1 0 ERRATA 323 FORTUNE TELLER 690 529 REVENGED
GREAT PUMKIN 367 13 6 0 FANTASIA ISLE 56 BIG JOY 5123 533
FREIDA SLAVES 5229 0 1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469 DARK CHAMPION 360 533 NONE
ONSLAUGHT 5206 1 1 0 MADTOWN 358 KEN DEW 5225 531
PERSONAL ADS
Giglie -- That high-pitched giggle you've got just drives me totally nuts. And then
while I have my hands over my ears, you hit me. Ouch. I hate this life. -- Beltran
Foss
Vince -- Well, a pleasant surprise. I wasn't sure I could do the slice-and-dice.
But you gave me the opening, and I'm NOT one to turn down such an easy shot. -- Davia
Hannas
Sam Sung -- Sung what? Didn't sound like a song to ME. -- Xeno Yohl
P.S. Of course, this MAY have been because I got hit on the ear.
Bambi Slasher -- Yeah, yeah! Slash those bambies! Slice 'em and dice 'em! Go! --
Erhlie Fay
P.S. Big rats, that's all they are.
Apex -- "A round." Hmm, will a round tuit do? -- Leeta, Middle Way
6 June 2006
To those involved, no, I have not abandoned your stories. But I've been letting them
drift, and that has to stop, so I am taking the time to make sure that I know where
they are going, more than just "what happens next" dreamed up on the fly, before
resuming work on them. No new stories will be started until at least one of the old
ones has concluded, for the same reason: quantity can't substitute for quality.
Your patience in this matter is appreciated. -- the Scribe
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FREIDA SLAVES was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HECATOMB was viciously subdued by KEN DEW in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud battle.
GIGLIE luckily beat ROBIN BANKS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge duel.
PAINLESS was unbelievably bested by BELTRAN FOSS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BAMBI SLASHER devastated BIKINI LINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
WHITE SPIDER was overpowered by ERHLIE FAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
OIL SLICK devastated XENO YOHL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BIG JOY easily killed GREAT PUMKIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
DAVIA HANNAS won victory over SAM SUNG in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
DARK ABBOT was defeated by HAVOC in a 1 minute beginner's match.
THE GREATEST was beaten by PANDEMIC in a 3 minute novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 3 - 1 85 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 8 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 2 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 25 - 3 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 8 - 1 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 16 - 2 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 533 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK BIG JOY 5123 9 2 1 132 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
TOTAL PARRY GIGLIE 5130 15 2 0 94 MADTOWN (358)
LUNGING ATTACK ROBIN BANKS 5114 10 6 0 86 FUNKY FOLK (469)
SLASHING ATTACK BAMBI SLASHER 366 14 6 4 76 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ERHLIE FAY 5155 12 5 0 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW BIKINI LINE 4545 10 7 0 53 BARHOPPERS (429)
WALL OF STEEL DAVIA HANNAS 5138 13 10 1 51 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROBIN BANKS 5114. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROBIN BANKS 5114. The ten other most popular fighters were THE GREATEST
5223, KEN DEW 5225, BIG JOY 5123, HECATOMB 5215, PAINLESS 4544, BELTRAN FOSS 5038,
BAMBI SLASHER 366, ERHLIE FAY 5155, OIL SLICK 4942, and DAVIA HANNAS 5138.
The least popular fighter this week was XENO YOHL 5164. The other ten least popular
fighters were WHITE SPIDER 4548, BIKINI LINE 4545, FREIDA SLAVES 5229, DARK ABBOT
4815, GREAT PUMKIN 367, GIGLIE 5130, PANDEMIC 5226, HAVOC 5228, SAM SUNG 5186, and
DAVIA HANNAS 5138.