DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/10/2006 Duedate: 07/22/2006
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-534
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GIGLIE
MADTOWN (358)
(25-5130) [16-2-0,96]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GIGLIE THE GREATEST
MADTOWN (358) LEGENDARY MEN (484)
(25-5130) [16-2-0,96] (25-5223) [2-1-0,11]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WHITE SPIDER BIKINI LINE
BARHOPPERS (429) BARHOPPERS (429)
(25-4548) [8-9-0,36] (25-4545) [11-7-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MADTOWN (358)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MADTOWN (358) 32
2. LEGENDARY MEN (484) 25 MADTOWN (358)
3. OGRES 9 (483) 15 Unchartered Team
4. FANTASIA ISLE (56) 9
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 4 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 MADTOWN (358) 121 67 6 64.4 1/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 11 3 0
2- 1 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 34 19 6 64.2 2/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 6 6 0
3/ 3 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 54 34 6 61.4 3- 2 FUNKY FOLK (469) 4 3 0
4- 5 FUNKY FOLK (469) 51 45 6 53.1 4/ 5 BARHOPPERS (429) 4 11 0
5/ 4 BARHOPPERS (429) 48 45 2 51.6 5/ 6 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 3 3 0
6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 204 218 8 48.3 6/ 8*LEGENDARY MEN (484) 3 8 0
7/ 7 ERRATA (323) 150 164 9 47.8 7- 4 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 2 0 1
8/ 8*LEGENDARY MEN (484) 3 8 0 27.3 8/ 7 ERRATA (323) 0 2 0
9/ 0*OGRES 9 (483) 0 2 0 0.0 9/ 0*OGRES 9 (483) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for DECIMATE, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing XENO YOHL
like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten
was OIL SLICK, who dropped 7 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout
with PANDEMIC. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer
clothes. BIG JOY did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. It's a proud day
for the MADTOWN stable, as their warrior, GIGLIE, ascended the Duelmaster's throne.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
And who is this XENO YOHL you ask, with 24 points and a 4-12-0 record. Ooh, the
tales I could tell!
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the LYRATILAN giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you
worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIGLIE 5130 16 2 0 96 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BIG JOY 5123 9 2 1 132 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
BELTRAN FOSS 5038 20 29 2 94 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROBIN BANKS 5114 10 6 0 86 FUNKY FOLK (469)
BAMBI SLASHER 366 15 6 4 85 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
PAINLESS 4544 10 10 2 78 BARHOPPERS (429)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FLEX 5169 7 1 0 64 ERRATA (323)
BIKINI LINE 4545 11 7 0 59 BARHOPPERS (429)
-PUPPET 5127 6 4 1 58 ERRATA (323)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERHLIE FAY 5155 12 6 0 54 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DAVIA HANNAS 5138 14 10 1 53 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-INDIGO NYMPH 368 13 5 0 44 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
WHITE SPIDER 4548 8 9 0 36 BARHOPPERS (429)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINCE 5131 5 8 0 33 ERRATA (323)
-SAM SUNG 5186 2 2 0 30 FUNKY FOLK (469)
DECIMATE 5227 2 0 0 26 MADTOWN (358)
-BABY SMURF 490 4 6 1 25 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
XENO YOHL 5164 4 12 0 24 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PANDEMIC 5226 3 0 0 24 MADTOWN (358)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KEN DEW 5225 3 0 1 22 FUNKY FOLK (469)
HAVOC 5228 3 0 0 16 MADTOWN (358)
-FORTUNE TELLER 690 1 2 1 16 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
OIL SLICK 4942 1 2 0 15 BARHOPPERS (429)
THE GREATEST 5223 2 1 0 11 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
SPIDER-MAN 5222 1 1 0 10 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
HECATOMB 5215 1 3 0 6 MADTOWN (358)
DARK ABBOT 4815 0 3 0 3 BARHOPPERS (429)
ONE HIT WONDER 5235 0 1 0 1 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
-PEPPER BAAAR! 5122 0 1 0 1 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GREAT PUMKIN 367 13 6 0 FANTASIA ISLE 56 BIG JOY 5123 533
FILE 5237 0 1 0 LEGENDARY MEN 484 TOMBSTONE 362 534 NONE
SALT AND PEPPER 5236 0 1 0 LEGENDARY MEN 484 MARTIN SHEW 357 534 NONE
ONSLAUGHT 5206 1 1 0 MADTOWN 358 KEN DEW 5225 531
LUMPY 5208 0 1 0 OGRES 9 483 F'LYARR 355 534 NONE
LIMPER 5209 0 1 0 OGRES 9 483 DARK CHAMPION 360 534 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Big Joy -- While Great Pumkin will be missed for his record, he was DA material
coasting by on luck and strategy, but definitely not skill. Unfortunately, that
pretty much applies to all of the old schoolers on Fantasia Isle, so this could be
the best thing that happened to you. -- SwineTiger, mgr. of Fantasia Isle
Painless -- There now, you didn't feel a thing, did you? Have I mastered the gentle
put-down, or what? -- Beltran Foss
White Spider -- If I'd been drunk, I might have believed in you, but since I wasn't
(shrug), you're just an illusion, right? Along with the pink elephants. -- Erhlie
Fay
Oil Slick -- Euwh! Messy. -- Xeno Yohl
P.S. And I don't have a few centuries to wait for biodegradation.
Sam Sung -- Did you sing it blue? -- Davia Hannas
20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?! ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?! If at all possible,
let's get over to 31. I'm on the way. Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FILE was dealt death by TOMBSTONE in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SALT AND PEPPER was slaughtered by MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
LUMPY was put to death by F'LYARR in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
LIMPER was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
GIGLIE savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 3 minute bloody Title fight.
PAINLESS was unbelievably bested by BELTRAN FOSS in a 2 minute bloody veteran's duel.
BAMBI SLASHER overpowered ERHLIE FAY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
DAVIA HANNAS defeated WHITE SPIDER in a 2 minute melee.
BIKINI LINE vanquished VINCE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
XENO YOHL was overpowered by DECIMATE in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
DARK ABBOT was defeated by THE GREATEST in a 1 minute gory beginner's match.
HECATOMB was savagely defeated by SPIDER-MAN in a 2 minute bloody novice's match.
PANDEMIC overcame OIL SLICK in a 3 minute brutal novice's contest.
HAVOC viciously subdued ONE HIT WONDER in a 2 minute bloody amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 9 - 2 64 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 10 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 28 - 26 - 2 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 5 - 8 - 1 38 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 17 - 2 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 534 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GIGLIE 5130 16 2 0 96 MADTOWN (358)
SLASHING ATTACK BAMBI SLASHER 366 15 6 4 85 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
AIMED BLOW BIKINI LINE 4545 11 7 0 59 BARHOPPERS (429)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ERHLIE FAY 5155 12 6 0 54 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL DAVIA HANNAS 5138 14 10 1 53 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WHITE SPIDER 4548. The most popular warrior this
turn was FILE 5237. The ten other most popular fighters were BIKINI LINE 4545,
PAINLESS 4544, BELTRAN FOSS 5038, DAVIA HANNAS 5138, DECIMATE 5227, THE GREATEST
5223, SPIDER-MAN 5222, HAVOC 5228, GIGLIE 5130, and BAMBI SLASHER 366.
The least popular fighter this week was DARK ABBOT 4815. The other ten least popular
fighters were XENO YOHL 5164, ERHLIE FAY 5155, LIMPER 5209, SALT AND PEPPER 5236, ONE
HIT WONDER 5235, PANDEMIC 5226, HECATOMB 5215, VINCE 5131, LUMPY 5208, and OIL SLICK
4942.