DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2006 Duedate: 08/05/2006
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-535
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GIGLIE
MADTOWN (358)
(25-5130) [17-2-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG JOY THE GREATEST
SPONGMONKEYS (467) LEGENDARY MEN (484)
(25-5123) [10-2-1,136] (25-5223) [3-1-0,17]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ROBIN BANKS ROBIN BANKS
FUNKY FOLK (469) FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5114) [11-6-1,88] (25-5114) [11-6-1,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MADTOWN (358)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MADTOWN (358) 35
2. LEGENDARY MEN (484) 27 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
3. FUNKY FOLK (469) 25 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 14
5. SPONGMONKEYS (467) 4 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 35 19 6 64.8 1/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 10 4 0
2/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 124 69 6 64.2 2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 7 6 0
3- 3 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 54 34 6 61.4 3/ 6*LEGENDARY MEN (484) 5 6 1
4/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (469) 54 45 7 54.5 4/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (469) 4 3 1
5/ 5 BARHOPPERS (429) 48 50 2 49.0 5/ 7 SPONGMONKEYS (467) 2 0 1
6/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 206 221 8 48.2 6- 5 FANTASIA ISLE (56) 2 1 0
7- 7 ERRATA (323) 150 164 9 47.8 7/ 4 BARHOPPERS (429) 2 13 0
8/ 8*LEGENDARY MEN (484) 6 10 1 37.5 8- 9*OGRES 9 (483) 0 2 0
9- 9*OGRES 9 (483) 0 2 0 0.0 9- 8 ERRATA (323) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. LYRATILAN needs a spyreport." Oh, well. LEGENDARY MEN like
really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th. Way to go! One team deserves special
mention 'cause they moved up 1 after going 3-0-1. Keep it up, FUNKY FOLK! MVP award
for CLIGG HANGRE? FUNKY FOLK's proud of him after beating SPIDER-MAN and getting 16
points. Talk about yer major upsets! BIKINI LINE's match with ERHLIE FAY cost her a
loss of 6 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all
LYRATILAN. He got the most challenges. (But what about proposals?) This Duelmaster
is like something else! GIGLIE stopped BELTRAN FOSS dead in his tracks! Who was the
wiseguy that said LYRATILAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Mourngrym Inn
and Tavern? Don't look at me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of FANTASIA ISLE must be getting lonely. They were
the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Hhmph! What kind
of warriors are SPONGMONKEYS? FANTASIA ISLE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one,
can't get them to accept an invitation!
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!! ROBIN
BANKS returns from the Dark Arena, maybe a "little upset" at hers FUNKY FOLK
teammates... What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job,
that's what!!!
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had
a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIGLIE 5130 17 2 0 98 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG JOY 5123 10 2 1 136 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
BELTRAN FOSS 5038 20 30 2 92 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROBIN BANKS 5114 11 6 1 88 FUNKY FOLK (469)
-BAMBI SLASHER 366 15 6 4 85 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
PAINLESS 4544 10 11 2 76 BARHOPPERS (429)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERHLIE FAY 5155 13 6 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-FLEX 5169 7 1 0 64 ERRATA (323)
-PUPPET 5127 6 4 1 58 ERRATA (323)
DAVIA HANNAS 5138 15 10 1 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIKINI LINE 4545 11 8 0 53 BARHOPPERS (429)
-INDIGO NYMPH 368 13 5 0 44 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
PANDEMIC 5226 4 0 0 36 MADTOWN (358)
WHITE SPIDER 4548 8 10 0 34 BARHOPPERS (429)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VINCE 5131 5 8 0 33 ERRATA (323)
-SAM SUNG 5186 2 2 0 30 FUNKY FOLK (469)
KEN DEW 5225 4 0 1 29 FUNKY FOLK (469)
-BABY SMURF 490 4 6 1 25 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
XENO YOHL 5164 4 13 0 25 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DECIMATE 5227 2 1 0 24 MADTOWN (358)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE GREATEST 5223 3 1 0 17 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
-FORTUNE TELLER 690 1 2 1 16 FANTASIA ISLE (56)
CLIGG HANGRE 5250 1 0 0 16 FUNKY FOLK (469)
HECATOMB 5215 2 3 0 14 MADTOWN (358)
BIOFREEZE 5252 1 0 1 14 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
ONE HIT WONDER 5235 1 1 0 12 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
SPIDER-MAN 5222 1 2 0 5 LEGENDARY MEN (484)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROLPH TUPP 5253 0 1 0 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-PEPPER BAAAR! 5122 0 1 0 1 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUNT 337 0 1 0 1 BIOFREEZE 5252 535 NONE
DARK ABBOT 4815 0 4 0 BARHOPPERS 429 LIZARD MAN 363 535 NONE
OIL SLICK 4942 1 3 0 BARHOPPERS 429 F'LYARR 355 535 NONE
DARK CHAMPION 360 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 ROBIN BANKS 5114 535 NONE
GREAT PUMKIN 367 13 6 0 FANTASIA ISLE 56 BIG JOY 5123 533
SCUM 5251 0 1 0 LEGENDARY MEN 484 TALMOR THE TROLL 354 535 NONE
CRUD 5249 0 1 0 MADTOWN 358 ARENAMASTER JYO 359 535 NONE
ONSLAUGHT 5206 1 1 0 MADTOWN 358 KEN DEW 5225 531 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Painless -- And was it? I got a little carried away there. Probably scared into
activity by your weapon. -- Beltran Foss
Bambi Slasher -- Go go! There's another one of those cute little long-legged rats--
get it! Trash it! Kill! Kill! -- Erhlie Fay, anti-deer
White Spider -- I never saw a spider with gray hair before. This is...unusual. Does
it mean that you're terribly wise, or just that your joints hurt? -- Davia Hannas
Decimate -- I'll be careful where I stand in lines. -- Xeno Yohl
Giglie -- You're a disgusting little boy. There was no need for such savagery. And
they say that we werewolves are vicious! Gods, the injustice! -- Robard Wolf, Master
of Kung-Fu
26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission. Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice
30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia. All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps
1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found! We are engaging in arena 31. Let them feel our wrath. Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm
1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian
10 July 2006
The Dark Knights sat at the Dark Table with grim faces. All present knew that there
could be no quarter. The Forces of Desolation would be unleashed. There would be no
turning back, no mercy and no hesitation to do what was necessary. Teeth gritted and
knuckles whitened with fury as the IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION was signed by each Dark
Knight.
AS OF JULY 1, 2006 -- WAR IS DECLARED ON THE ALLIANCE KNOWN AS THE VENDETTA
CARTEL.
The Desolate Empire -- Dark Knights: Ancient Creep, Blackstorm, Dok Sik, Goat,
Heathen, Hatebred, Kon, Osiris, Toker, Wasby the Great
14 July 2006
In response to the Desolate Empire's declaration of war, the Vendetta Cartel offers
the following response:
The members of the Vendetta Cartel can be found in 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 22, 25, 28,
31, 39, 45, 47, 50, 52, 54, 59, 60, 100, and 106. Stop yapping in the all-arena ads,
pick an arena, issue a challenge, actually win something, and then maybe (and we
stress maybe) you may speak. You may come to our home arenas (8, 31, and 47) and
confront us, but we suggest you learn to win in your own "home" arena (52) first.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROBIN BANKS viciously butchered DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DARK ABBOT was murdered by LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
OIL SLICK was assassinated by F'LYARR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SCUM was butchered by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
CRUD was assassinated by ARENAMASTER JYO in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GIGLIE unbelievably bested BELTRAN FOSS in a slow 10 minute expert's Title brawl.
BIG JOY overpowered PAINLESS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BIKINI LINE was defeated by ERHLIE FAY in a 1 minute melee.
DAVIA HANNAS vanquished DECIMATE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHITE SPIDER lost to PANDEMIC in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
XENO YOHL lost to KEN DEW in a 1 minute gory fight.
SPIDER-MAN was overpowered by CLIGG HANGRE in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
THE GREATEST subdued POLITE BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's match.
HECATOMB devastated ROLPH TUPP in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ONE HIT WONDER bested POLITE BEGGAR in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
BIOFREEZE easily killed SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 1 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 9 - 1 59 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 24 - 4 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 1 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 8 - 1 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 11 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 15 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 9 - 1 36 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 535 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GIGLIE 5130 17 2 0 98 MADTOWN (358)
STRIKING ATTACK BIG JOY 5123 10 2 1 136 SPONGMONKEYS (467)
LUNGING ATTACK ROBIN BANKS 5114 11 6 1 88 FUNKY FOLK (469)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ERHLIE FAY 5155 13 6 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL DAVIA HANNAS 5138 15 10 1 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW BIKINI LINE 4545 11 8 0 53 BARHOPPERS (429)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ROBIN BANKS 5114. The most popular warrior this
turn was ROBIN BANKS 5114. The ten other most popular fighters were THE GREATEST
5223, PANDEMIC 5226, KEN DEW 5225, CLIGG HANGRE 5250, ONE HIT WONDER 5235, SCUM 5251,
BIG JOY 5123, DAVIA HANNAS 5138, WHITE SPIDER 4548, and HECATOMB 5215.
The least popular fighter this week was BELTRAN FOSS 5038. The other ten least
popular fighters were GIGLIE 5130, ROLPH TUPP 5253, XENO YOHL 5164, PAINLESS 4544,
CRUD 5249, OIL SLICK 4942, DARK ABBOT 4815, BIOFREEZE 5252, SPIDER-MAN 5222, and
DECIMATE 5227.
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by September 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 5 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
SNOTTYMAN (40-3685) of THEY TRAINED ME!
HORRID (65-6385) of LEGION IV
JUDICIOUSLY (82-27214) of ADVERBS II
TERRICONUS (82-27651) of THE GLORIOUS DARK
FLABBY-O (82-30720) of STREET PIZZAD XXII
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes