DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2007    Duedate: 03/31/2007

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-552

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GIGLIE
MADTOWN (358)
(25-5130) [28-6-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GIGLIE                         POSITION IS EMPTY
MADTOWN (358)                  
(25-5130) [28-6-0,118]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

WHITE SPIDER                   ERHLIE FAY
BARHOPPERS (429)               THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-4548) [17-18-2,104]        (25-5155) [21-15-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERRATA (323)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARQUE AGES (420)           23
2. BARHOPPERS (429)            22      DARQUE AGES (420)
3. ERRATA (323)                20      Unchartered Team
4. MADTOWN (358)               20
5. FUNKY FOLK (469)             6      NINJA KNIGHTS (321)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 DARQUE AGES (420)         12   7  0 63.2   1/ 1 ERRATA (323)              8  6 0
 2/ 1 MADTOWN (358)            157 110  7 58.8   2/ 4 BARHOPPERS (429)          7  7 1
 3/ 3 BARHOPPERS (429)          90  77  4 53.9   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  8 0
 4/ 4 NOT FOR ME (487)          39  38  5 50.6   4/ 3 NOT FOR ME (487)          6  4 0
 5/ 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   252 260  9 49.2   5/ 6 MADTOWN (358)             4  6 0
 6/ 5 FUNKY FOLK (469)          68  71 11 48.9   6/ 8 DARQUE AGES (420)         2  1 0
 7/ 7 ERRATA (323)             169 177  9 48.8   7/ 7 CANOE CLUB (490)          2  5 0
 8/ 8 CANOE CLUB (490)          18  38  0 32.1   8/ 5 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  5 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in LYRATILAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for PUPPET?  ERRATA's 
proud of him after beating GANGRENE and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  GANGRENE got smashed by PUPPET, and lost 8 points!  Was that a tear I saw in 
GIGLIE's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't WHITE SPIDER fit to be 
tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They 
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  BARHOPPERS was LYRATILAN's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are 
ERRATA?  BARHOPPERS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept 
an invitation!  Can ERRATA's JIFI be more popular than me?  He was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  LYRATILAN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GIGLIE 5130                  28   6  0   118       MADTOWN (358)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHITE SPIDER 4548            17  18  2   104       BARHOPPERS (429)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERHLIE FAY 5155              21  15  0    88       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 HARMONY 5264                  6   6  1    77       MADTOWN (358)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINCE 5131                   11   9  0    66       ERRATA (323)
 KEG STAND 5257               10   1  0    66       BARHOPPERS (429)
 PUPPET 5127                  11   7  1    64       ERRATA (323)
 FLEX 5169                    10   6  0    60       ERRATA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 X. ROLPH TUPP 5287            7   4  0    49       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 GANGRENE 5248                11   6  0    48       NOT FOR ME (487)
 COLONOSCOPY 5245              7  10  1    46       NOT FOR ME (487)
 BUBBA'S CELLMATE 5246        10   7  1    42       NOT FOR ME (487)
 IRON MAIDEN 4417              7   4  0    41       DARQUE AGES (420)
-FLUID 5180                    2   2  0    40       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SYMPATHY 5272                 6   5  0    32       MADTOWN (358)
 CROWN ROYAL 5274              6   5  0    31       BARHOPPERS (429)
 THUMBSCREW 4420               5   3  0    30       DARQUE AGES (420)
 BLITZKRIEG 5261               6   8  0    28       MADTOWN (358)
 JIFI 5297                     3   1  0    26       ERRATA (323)
 JOE KERR 5309                 2   1  1    26       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 JON 5305                      6   7  0    25       CANOE CLUB (490)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIONHEART 5303                2   9  0    15       CANOE CLUB (490)
 ROLNANDO 5301                 3   5  0    14       CANOE CLUB (490)
 TEQUILLA GORILLA 5310         1   1  0    11       BARHOPPERS (429)
 BARTHOMAS 5299                2   1  0     9       CANOE CLUB (490)
 K KLONK 5300                  1   3  0     7       CANOE CLUB (490)
 EKBARD INGORISH 5311          1   2  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DOBERUM HANNIS 5312           1   2  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 TRELLIN XISS 5321             1   1  0     4       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
ELECTRIC JELLO 5308    0  3 0 BARHOPPERS 429        WASTE MONSTER 361     552 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
CAPT. MORGAN 5288      4  1 0 BARHOPPERS 429        SENDI UBOL 5275       549 REVENGED
DAN ZING 5307          1  2 0 FUNKY FOLK 469        TALMOR THE TROLL 354  552 NONE    
ALTRUISM 5289          2  6 0 MADTOWN 358           F'LYARR 355           552 NONE    
SENDI UBOL 5275        6  5 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464  WHITE SPIDER 4548     550         
CASSIA GORENE 5286     5  3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464  HARMONY 5264          549         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Electric Jello -- Good plan you had there.  After all, one of us was BOUND to win.
Too bad for you that it was me who won, but hey, that happens.  Better luck next
time, right? -- Doberum Hannis
P.S.  Let me buy you a drink!

K Klonk -- I hate it when that happens.  You nearly killed me!  (Which would have
been worse than losing, of course.) -- Ekbard Ingorish
P.S.  I hadn't realized how hard it is to fight with your brains hanging out.  Remind
me not to do that again.

White Spider -- Thanks!  The win and the title was kinda fun last time, but I really
don't know what to do with it. -- Erhlie Fay
P.S.  I'm just a homebody at heart, you know.  The simple pleasures, that's me.
P.P.S.  Really.

Vince -- Darned upstart!  I hate it when my opponents don't let me suck their blood.
How else am I going to stay alive, I ask you? -- X. Rolph Tupp

Tequilla Gorilla -- I was, you know, kind of enjoying that fight, at first.  The
novelty, and it's always good to see that the stuff I trained in works, and all that.
And then you began to turn pink with green spots, and I thought, "Trellin, maybe you
shouldn't have partied so much last night.  Maybe you'd better finish this while you
can."  So I did. -- Trellin Xiss

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ALTRUISM was viciously butchered by F'LYARR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ELECTRIC JELLO was slaughtered by WASTE MONSTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DAN ZING was savagely slain by TALMOR THE TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PUPPET viciously subdued GANGRENE in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CROWN ROYAL was viciously subdued by BUBBA'S CELLMATE in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
ROLNANDO was overpowered by SYMPATHY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TEQUILLA GORILLA bested DOBERUM HANNIS in a 1 minute novice's Challenge competition.
WHITE SPIDER was overcome by GIGLIE in a action packed 2 minute expert's Title melee.
ERHLIE FAY won victory over VINCE in a action packed 5 minute gory expert's fight.
HARMONY was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute match.
FLEX was luckily beaten by KEG STAND in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
X. ROLPH TUPP viciously subdued JOE KERR in a 1 minute master vs. novice conflict.
COLONOSCOPY beat BLITZKRIEG in a 1 minute conflict.
IRON MAIDEN handily defeated JON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
THUMBSCREW savagely defeated TRELLIN XISS in a 8 minute expert vs. beginner struggle.
K KLONK was devastated by JIFI in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BARTHOMAS defeated EKBARD INGORISH in a 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  13 -  1      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  15 -  0      55  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  18 -  3      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  38 -  2      42  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW         9 -  13 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 552 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         4  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GIGLIE 5130                28   6  0  118 MADTOWN (358)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ERHLIE FAY 5155            21  15  0   88 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
BASHING ATTACK   PUPPET 5127                11   7  1   64 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK   FLEX 5169                  10   6  0   60 ERRATA (323)
WALL OF STEEL    BUBBA'S CELLMATE 5246      10   7  1   42 NOT FOR ME (487)
STRIKING ATTACK  IRON MAIDEN 4417            7   4  0   41 DARQUE AGES (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is WHITE SPIDER 4548.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ERHLIE FAY 5155.  The ten other most popular fighters were PUPPET 5127, 
HARMONY 5264, WHITE SPIDER 4548, FLEX 5169, THUMBSCREW 4420, EKBARD INGORISH 5311, X. 
ROLPH TUPP 5287, DAN ZING 5307, CROWN ROYAL 5274, and SYMPATHY 5272.

The least popular fighter this week was TRELLIN XISS 5321.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KEG STAND 5257, K KLONK 5300, JON 5305, JOE KERR 5309, ROLNANDO 
5301, BLITZKRIEG 5261, DOBERUM HANNIS 5312, TEQUILLA GORILLA 5310, GANGRENE 5248, and 
ELECTRIC JELLO 5308.