DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2007 Duedate: 04/14/2007
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-553
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GIGLIE
MADTOWN (358)
(25-5130) [29-6-0,123]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GIGLIE POSITION IS EMPTY
MADTOWN (358)
(25-5130) [29-6-0,123]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
WHITE SPIDER JON
BARHOPPERS (429) CANOE CLUB (490)
(25-4548) [17-19-2,104] (25-5305) [6-8-0,26]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BARHOPPERS (429)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 33
2. FUNKY FOLK (469) 22 DARQUE AGES (420)
3. DARQUE AGES (420) 17 Unchartered Team
4. MADTOWN (358) 14
5. GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 10 JAKE'S TUFTS (423)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 DARQUE AGES (420) 14 7 0 66.7 1/ 2 BARHOPPERS (429) 8 6 0
2/ 2 MADTOWN (358) 159 113 7 58.5 2/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 8 7 0
3/ 3 BARHOPPERS (429) 93 78 4 54.4 3/ 1 ERRATA (323) 5 5 0
4- 4 NOT FOR ME (487) 39 38 5 50.6 4/ 6 DARQUE AGES (420) 4 1 0
5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 256 261 9 49.5 5- 4 NOT FOR ME (487) 4 2 0
6/ 7 ERRATA (323) 169 178 9 48.7 6/ 5 MADTOWN (358) 4 6 0
7/ 6 FUNKY FOLK (469) 69 74 11 48.3 7/ 7 CANOE CLUB (490) 3 9 0
8/ 0 GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 105 119 9 46.9 8/ 0 GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 2 3 0
9/ 8 CANOE CLUB (490) 19 42 0 31.1 9/ 8 FUNKY FOLK (469) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to ERRATA, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the BARHOPPERS
stable. It looks like the guys(?) at THE MIDDLE WAY 4 had a good week as they went
4-1-0 to put them in 2nd place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for
DOBERUM HANNIS, who flew up 13 points in the rankings after mashing BARTHOMAS like a
melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on
the sands. CORAL EDEN was defeated by IRON MAIDEN and drops 7 points. Going for the
gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was BARHOPPERS' WHITE SPIDER, who
was turned away from the Duelmastership by GIGLIE. 4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed
protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Did you hear that MADTOWN was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of MADTOWN's warriors, I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be
funny, but catch ERRATA's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at
running from MADTOWN. And who is this THUMBSCREW you ask, with 37 points and a 6-3-0
record. Ooh, the tales I could tell! In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior,
K KLONK went after CROWN ROYAL, who was higher by 24 points. Well, when the dust
settled, K KLONK was subdued by CROWN ROYAL.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Here's some advice: warriors with little
wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. See ya
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIGLIE 5130 29 6 0 123 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITE SPIDER 4548 17 19 2 104 BARHOPPERS (429)
ERHLIE FAY 5155 22 15 0 94 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARMONY 5264 6 7 1 72 MADTOWN (358)
KEG STAND 5257 11 1 0 68 BARHOPPERS (429)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PUPPET 5127 11 7 1 64 ERRATA (323)
VINCE 5131 11 10 0 64 ERRATA (323)
-FLEX 5169 10 6 0 60 ERRATA (323)
X. ROLPH TUPP 5287 8 4 0 57 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON MAIDEN 4417 8 4 0 51 DARQUE AGES (420)
-GANGRENE 5248 11 6 0 48 NOT FOR ME (487)
-COLONOSCOPY 5245 7 10 1 46 NOT FOR ME (487)
-BUBBA'S CELLMATE 5246 10 7 1 42 NOT FOR ME (487)
CHAVIN DE HUANTAR 4239 4 2 1 42 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
-FLUID 5180 2 2 0 40 ERRATA (323)
THUMBSCREW 4420 6 3 0 37 DARQUE AGES (420)
CROWN ROYAL 5274 7 5 0 36 BARHOPPERS (429)
BLITZKRIEG 5261 7 8 0 35 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOE KERR 5309 3 1 1 31 FUNKY FOLK (469)
CORAL EDEN 4065 6 4 0 28 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
SYMPATHY 5272 6 6 0 28 MADTOWN (358)
SHEZA BANSHEE 4008 5 3 0 27 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
JON 5305 6 8 0 26 CANOE CLUB (490)
-JIFI 5297 3 1 0 26 ERRATA (323)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIONHEART 5303 3 9 0 18 CANOE CLUB (490)
DOBERUM HANNIS 5312 2 2 0 18 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEMSIADO PESADO 5173 2 0 0 16 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
ROLNANDO 5301 3 6 0 15 CANOE CLUB (490)
TEQUILLA GORILLA 5310 2 1 0 13 BARHOPPERS (429)
TRELLIN XISS 5321 2 1 0 9 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
BARTHOMAS 5299 2 2 0 8 CANOE CLUB (490)
K KLONK 5300 1 4 0 7 CANOE CLUB (490)
EKBARD INGORISH 5311 1 3 0 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
XOCOTL 5168 0 4 0 4 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
CHRIS PEEZE 5313 0 1 0 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAPT. MORGAN 5288 4 1 0 BARHOPPERS 429 SENDI UBOL 5275 549 REVENGED
TESS TOSTERONE 5319 0 1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469 LIZARD MAN 363 553 NONE
CAM PAYNE 5320 0 1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469 DARK CHAMPION 360 553 NONE
DEAD 5325 0 1 0 MADTOWN 358 WASTE MONSTER 361 553 NONE
SENDI UBOL 5275 6 5 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 WHITE SPIDER 4548 550
CASSIA GORENE 5286 5 3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 HARMONY 5264 549 NOT REVE
PERSONAL ADS
Tequilla Gorilla -- You say drinking that actually helps you fight? Maybe I should
try it. What's it made of? -- Doberum Hannis
Vince -- You do know how to show a girl a good time! I love those slow dances.
Maybe we should do it again some time. -- Erhlie Fay
Joe Kerr -- Well... yeah, I thought it was kinda funny. -- X. Rolph Tupp
P.S. You need to get a little blood into your alcohol stream, though. It made me
drunk without filling me up. I hate it when that happens.
Thumbscrew -- Ah... it's more secure than a thumbtack? Or even a thumbnail? But
what about a thumbolt? -- Trellin Xiss
Barthomas -- Wow, you really clubbed me over the head with that canoe! Ouch. --
Ekbard Ingorish
Oh, no! The Electric Jello has been taken out of the stores, off the shelves,
RECALLED! And we were just figuring out how to send it over to Caleam for the cook-
off. Darn. -- the Middle Way
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TESS TOSTERONE was butchered by LIZARD MAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAM PAYNE was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
DEAD was viciously butchered by WASTE MONSTER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
VINCE was vanquished by ERHLIE FAY in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
THUMBSCREW narrowly defeated SYMPATHY in a 3 minute Challenge match.
JON was unbelievably bested by JOE KERR in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
ROLNANDO was devastated by BLITZKRIEG in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
K KLONK was handily defeated by CROWN ROYAL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
GIGLIE won victory over WHITE SPIDER in a action packed 3 minute expert's Title fight.
HARMONY was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute brutal fight.
KEG STAND overcame CHAVIN DE HUANTAR in a 2 minute bout.
CORAL EDEN was overpowered by IRON MAIDEN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
X. ROLPH TUPP devastated HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
LIONHEART subdued SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 5 minute master vs. novice match.
SHEZA BANSHEE handily defeated EKBARD INGORISH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DEMSIADO PESADO won victory over FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
XOCOTL lost to TRELLIN XISS in a 2 minute novice's fray.
TEQUILLA GORILLA bested CHRIS PEEZE in a 2 minute gory amateur's brawl.
DOBERUM HANNIS overpowered BARTHOMAS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 13 - 1 72 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 8 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 19 - 3 44 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 19 - 0 42 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 41 - 2 40 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 13 - 1 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 553 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 4 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GIGLIE 5130 29 6 0 123 MADTOWN (358)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ERHLIE FAY 5155 22 15 0 94 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
STRIKING ATTACK IRON MAIDEN 4417 8 4 0 51 DARQUE AGES (420)
LUNGING ATTACK CHAVIN DE HUANTAR 4239 4 2 1 42 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
WALL OF STEEL THUMBSCREW 4420 6 3 0 37 DARQUE AGES (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is WHITE SPIDER 4548. The most popular warrior this
turn was JON 5305. The ten other most popular fighters were CAM PAYNE 5320, WHITE
SPIDER 4548, SYMPATHY 5272, ERHLIE FAY 5155, CROWN ROYAL 5274, HARMONY 5264, XOCOTL
5168, CHRIS PEEZE 5313, DEAD 5325, and BLITZKRIEG 5261.
The least popular fighter this week was LIONHEART 5303. The other ten least popular
fighters were BARTHOMAS 5299, EKBARD INGORISH 5311, CORAL EDEN 4065, ROLNANDO 5301,
VINCE 5131, TESS TOSTERONE 5319, KEG STAND 5257, GIGLIE 5130, K KLONK 5300, and
DOBERUM HANNIS 5312.