DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2007 Duedate: 06/09/2007
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-557
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GIGLIE
MADTOWN (358)
(25-5130) [32-6-0,146]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GIGLIE DINGO
MADTOWN (358) K-9 KENNEL (133)
(25-5130) [32-6-0,146] (25-1234) [4-4-0,24]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HARMONY EKBARD INGORISH
MADTOWN (358) THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5264) [8-8-1,89] (25-5311) [4-4-0,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. AMAZONS (493) 52
2. MADTOWN (358) 36 MADTOWN (358)
3. GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 35 Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469) 10
5. ERRATA (323) 8 AMAZONS (493)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*AMAZONS (493) 3 2 1 60.0 1/ 1 GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 9 6 1
2/ 2 MADTOWN (358) 168 119 8 58.5 2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 9 6 0
3- 3 BARHOPPERS (429) 101 85 4 54.3 3/ 4 MADTOWN (358) 6 4 0
4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 267 270 9 49.7 4- 3 BARHOPPERS (429) 5 5 0
5/ 5 ERRATA (323) 172 181 10 48.7 5/ 0*AMAZONS (493) 3 2 1
6/ 6 GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 118 126 10 48.4 6/ 9 ERRATA (323) 3 3 1
7/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (469) 70 76 12 47.9 7/ 6*K-9 KENNEL (133) 3 7 1
8/ 7*K-9 KENNEL (133) 13 25 4 34.2 8/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (469) 1 2 1
9- 9*BARHOPPERS II (434) 2 7 1 22.2 9- 7*BARHOPPERS II (434) 0 6 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Dear White Spider, you are so thoughtful. A win, three skills, the title, and
my graduation notice, what better gift could you offer? Well, besides diamonds,
which are, of course, a girl's BEST friend. But you're definitely right up there in
second place!
Erhlie Fay
P.S. Oh, drat. Born to scum. Low/very low. The shame! Will I ever live it down?
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in LYRATILAN! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... The guys at ERRATA like really
pulled together to get a 3-2-1 this turn, moving up by 3. MVP award for HIPPOLYTA?
AMAZONS' proud of her after beating MASTIF and getting 20 points. Talk about yer big
time losers! VINCE got smashed by SHEZA BANSHEE, and lost 7 points! And I was just
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome GIGLIE. Aren't
MADTOWN proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine
hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of ERRATA must be
getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I
don't? Is there some deep dark secret why GREAT UNKNOWN's been avoiding ERRATA so
much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is CORAL EDEN popular, or what?
She was challenged the most in all of LYRATILAN! She's got a 9-5-0, is that good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey, warriors get killed by other warriors, not by their manager sending
them to the Dark Arena. What's wrong with JOE KERR's 3-1-1, FUNKY FOLK? Fight,
fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIGLIE 5130 32 6 0 146 MADTOWN (358)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HARMONY 5264 8 8 1 89 MADTOWN (358)
-WHITE SPIDER 4548 18 21 2 85 BARHOPPERS (429)
-KEG STAND 5257 14 1 0 80 BARHOPPERS (429)
CHAVIN DE HUANTAR 4239 7 3 1 70 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
PUPPET 5127 12 7 1 67 ERRATA (323)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHEZA BANSHEE 4008 9 3 0 65 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
FLEX 5169 10 7 0 57 ERRATA (323)
SYMPATHY 5272 9 6 1 57 MADTOWN (358)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINCE 5131 11 12 0 55 ERRATA (323)
-CROWN ROYAL 5274 9 6 0 52 BARHOPPERS (429)
DEMSIADO PESADO 5173 5 1 1 49 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
FLUID 5180 3 2 0 49 ERRATA (323)
CORAL EDEN 4065 9 5 0 44 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
EKBARD INGORISH 5311 4 4 0 38 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
BLITZKRIEG 5261 8 10 0 36 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
X. ROLPH TUPP 5287 8 8 0 32 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
JIFI 5297 4 1 1 32 ERRATA (323)
DOBERUM HANNIS 5312 5 3 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TRELLIN XISS 5321 5 2 0 28 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DINGO 1234 4 4 0 24 K-9 KENNEL (133)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIPPOLYTA 5344 1 0 0 20 AMAZONS (493)
COREY 5345 1 0 1 16 AMAZONS (493)
-SHOOTER GIRL 5324 2 1 0 13 BARHOPPERS (429)
-TEQUILLA GORILLA 5310 2 4 0 12 BARHOPPERS (429)
STAN DAUFF 5323 1 0 1 12 FUNKY FOLK (469)
ANNE 5341 1 0 0 10 AMAZONS (493)
MASTIF 1279 2 2 1 9 K-9 KENNEL (133)
WOLFHOUND 5338 1 0 1 6 K-9 KENNEL (133)
CHRIS PEEZE 5313 0 2 0 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)
BLOODHOUND 5337 0 1 0 1 K-9 KENNEL (133)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 340 0 1 0 1 COREY 5345 557 NONE
DEAD 5343 0 1 0 AMAZONS 493 ROWAN ORC 356 557 NONE
MARTA 5342 0 1 0 AMAZONS 493 WOLFHOUND 5338 557
DEATH WISH 4596 2 3 1 BARHOPPERS II 434 DEMSIADO PESADO 5173 556
JOE KERR 5309 3 2 1 FUNKY FOLK 469 DARK CHAMPION 360 557 NONE
XOCOTL 5168 0 8 0 GREAT UNKNOWN 332 JIFI 5297 557
PUG 5339 0 1 0 K-9 KENNEL 133 STAN DAUFF 5323 557
BORING 5340 0 1 0 MADTOWN 358 HALF-ORC GUARDSMA 358 557 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Erhlie Fay -- Why won't you just graduate?!?!? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! -- White Spider
Demsiado Pesado -- Now that wasn't very nice of you. Bad style matchup for me, but
come on. That was a little unpleasent. -- Ghost of Death Wish
Chavin de Huantar -- I guess that was payback for the perfect record. Oh well.
Paybacks can be a bit...well, we'll just say they're rough at times. -- Crown Royal
Saint -- Now that you're back in the saddle (So to speak) can I please have an
updated list of managers in our arena. Thanks!! -- Apex, Mgr. of Barhoppers and
Barhoppers II
This is what I have. These are teams listed in last turn's newsletter. Any
updates/corrections are always appreciated. -- The Saint, keeper of lists
BARHOPPERS Apex GREAT UNKNOWN Noachian
BARHOPPERS II Apex K-9 KENNEL ?
CANOE CLUB ? MADTOWN Namenlos
DARQUE AGES Master Darque THE MIDDLE WAY 4 Nolan Orgel, team captain
ERRATA JE
X Rolph Tupp -- I can't believe I haven't killed anyone. It's gonna happen soon. I
just know it. -- Sheza Banshee
Tequilla Gorilla -- Bold challenge, but a little foolish, too. -- Coral Eden
Crown Royal -- Aren't you the smart one.? Not smart enough. -- Chavin De Huantar
Dingo -- I lost to a dog?! <sob> Life can't get any worse, can it? <sob> Somebody
end my misery! <sob> -- Xocotl
Death Wish -- And so it goes. -- Desmiado Pesado
Shooter Girl -- What? I can't BELIEVE you suggested that. What have you been
smoking? Or, since you're barhopper, drinking? Whatever it is, count me out. I
have this secret ambition to survive and graduate, see? And it requires that I keep
"clean." -- Trellin Xiss
Sheza Banshee -- Gods, woman! You've got a voice that would curdle milk for miles!
Keep your mouth shut, why don't you? -- X. Rolph Tupp
P.S. Leave the biting to me, okay? I have experience and can do it with style.
P.P.S. Which is to say, SILENTLY, among other things.
Ambitious Guard. One skill. (sigh) He was a Bad Dog, if that term can be properly
applied to a werewolf. And, after all, why not? -- Ekbard Ingorish
A Cult Member? Isn't this..."old hat"? Surely I could have drawn somebody who at
LEAST knew how to fight. -- Doberum Hannis the disgusted
Noachian -- You get around quite a bit yourself, and it's always a pleasure to detect
your presence, despite your perverse refusal to disavow Kjarran. -- Jorja/Leeta
Demsiado Pesado -- If it won't get you into trouble, it will be my pleasure to feed
you. Want to go up to Caleam and test the latest new recipes from the Cook-Off? --
Doberum Hannis
Mastiff -- I warned the Guildmaster! I TOLD him I couldn't defeat a big dog, that
I'd get bitten, that I wouldn't get so much as an old dry bone, but did he LISTEN?
No! Nobody ever listens to me! -- Shaldee, Polite Beggar
P.S. Next time, I'm going to be RUDE.
Doberum Hannis -- You PIG! You...HUMAN! I want to see your entrails steaming on the
altar while the rest of you swings from the Sacred Tree! -- Korhoun, Member in Good
Standing of the Cult of the Twisted Tree
Ekbard Ingorish -- Did no one ever point out to you that gloating is RUDE?
Especially at the beginning of the fight. After all, I might have drawn the long
straw this time and been the standby allowed to use my full ability and WIN a fight.
You couldn't know. -- Wolfgang Talman, Ambitious Guard
P.S. Unless that cursed Handicapper, Igan B. Wyrd gave you private and privileged
information, which he should NOT have done but he just goes his own way. The gods
know Arenamaster Jyo makes NO effort to keep him in line.
Keg Stand -- Ah, well, I didn't expect to defeat you. The Beer Keg stylists are
tough. Well done. -- Robard Wolf, Master of Kung-Fu
Heinz 57? Worthless on the hoof, but he did splatter nicely. -- Dark Champion of
Lyratilan
Arenamaster Jyo -- I should have been allowed to eat Spitz and Boxer after killing
them. It was wasteful to bury good meat. -- Martin Shew, translating for the Lizard
Man
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JOE KERR was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BORING was slaughtered by HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
DEAD was murdered by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEMSIADO PESADO slimly won victory over EKBARD INGORISH in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SHEZA BANSHEE defeated VINCE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
DINGO was devastated by CORAL EDEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
ERHLIE FAY was luckily beaten by GIGLIE in a 8 minute veteran's Title struggle.
HARMONY handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CHAVIN DE HUANTAR viciously subdued FLEX in a 1 minute gruesome duel.
PUPPET vanquished BLITZKRIEG in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
FLUID overpowered X. ROLPH TUPP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SYMPATHY handily defeated THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
JIFI murdered XOCOTL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DOBERUM HANNIS devastated CHRIS PEEZE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TRELLIN XISS devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
MASTIF was handily defeated by HIPPOLYTA in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
WOLFHOUND viciously butchered MARTA in a 1 minute bloody novice's fray.
PUG was butchered by STAN DAUFF in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
BLOODHOUND was overpowered by ANNE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COREY assassinated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 33 - 16 - 2 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 17 - 3 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 37 - 3 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 1 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 557 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GIGLIE 5130 32 6 0 146 MADTOWN (358)
LUNGING ATTACK CHAVIN DE HUANTAR 4239 7 3 1 70 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
BASHING ATTACK PUPPET 5127 12 7 1 67 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK SHEZA BANSHEE 4008 9 3 0 65 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
PARRY-STRIKE CORAL EDEN 4065 9 5 0 44 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HARMONY 5264. The most popular warrior this turn
was EKBARD INGORISH 5311. The ten other most popular fighters were SHEZA BANSHEE
4008, HIPPOLYTA 5344, DEMSIADO PESADO 5173, CHAVIN DE HUANTAR 4239, SYMPATHY 5272,
DOBERUM HANNIS 5312, STAN DAUFF 5323, CORAL EDEN 4065, GIGLIE 5130, and PUPPET 5127.
The least popular fighter this week was BLOODHOUND 5337. The other ten least popular
fighters were MARTA 5342, CHRIS PEEZE 5313, XOCOTL 5168, X. ROLPH TUPP 5287, FLEX
5169, DINGO 1234, DEAD 5343, BORING 5340, COREY 5345, and PUG 5339.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ERHLIE FAY (25-5155) THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)