DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/23/2007 Duedate: 08/04/2007
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-561
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PUPPET
ERRATA (323)
(25-5127) [15-8-2,171]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PUPPET SPIDERMAN
ERRATA (323) MY FIRST TEAM (492)
(25-5127) [15-8-2,171] (25-5330) [4-0-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HARMONY PUPPET
MADTOWN (358) ERRATA (323)
(25-5264) [10-10-1,81] (25-5127) [15-8-2,171]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MADTOWN (358)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (323) 95
2. MY FIRST TEAM (492) 36 MADTOWN (358)
3. EASTERN HORDE (367) 29 Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 17
5. AMAZONS (493) 4 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*MY FIRST TEAM (492) 13 5 0 72.2 1/ 1 MADTOWN (358) 11 4 0
2/ 2 MADTOWN (358) 182 125 9 59.3 2/ 2*MY FIRST TEAM (492) 10 3 0
3/ 3 BARHOPPERS (429) 108 88 4 55.1 3/ 3 ERRATA (323) 9 6 1
4/ 4 ERRATA (323) 184 189 11 49.3 4/ 5*AMAZONS (493) 5 7 0
5/ 5 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 272 285 10 48.8 5/ 6 GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 4 10 0
6/ 9 EASTERN HORDE (367) 16 17 1 48.5 6/ 8 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 4 11 1
7/ 7 GREAT UNKNOWN (332) 124 138 10 47.3 7/ 4 BARHOPPERS (429) 3 2 0
8/ 8*AMAZONS (493) 10 12 1 45.5 8- 7 K-9 KENNEL (133) 3 7 0
9-10 K-9 KENNEL (133) 17 36 4 32.1 9- 9*BARHOPPERS II (434) 2 2 0
10-11*BARHOPPERS II (434) 4 9 1 30.8 10/11 EASTERN HORDE (367) 2 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
LYRATILAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Now let's all watch MY FIRST
TEAM's heads swell from their 4-0-0 this turn. Haa ha ha ha! Big shots, big talk,
big deal. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see SPIDERMAN win a fight and
gain 15 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SPIDERMAN beat MAELSTROM and MAELSTROM lost 11
points. You're breakin' my heart. PUPPET challenged LYRATILAN's Duelmaster for a
shot at the throne. The Duelmaster's Dead! Long live the Duelmaster! Ha! PUPPET
has killed GIGLIE in the Title bout, and this bout ain't over yet! The Piper's Rest,
humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From
LYRATILAN's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
LYRATILAN, I am losing what little hope I had in you. GREAT UNKNOWN the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was ERRATA. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, PUPPET was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch that
ego swell, sports fans. I suspect either a 21 will or a 21 ego on this one, but FLEX
has challenged up by 29 in an attempt against CHAVIN DE HUANTAR. Well, ok, the
upstart knave (where've I heard that before?) won this match and gained 23 points to
boot! Ha ha ha, CHAVIN DE HUANTAR. I guess I can give a little credit to KING OF
QUAM of EASTERN HORDE for challenging up by 25 to VINCE. KING OF QUAM won to get 58
points of recognition.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. It's about time FOIRENE ILMER got beat for picking on
warriors like MARTA. Bravo, AMAZONS. See you at The Piper's Rest. Honor is like a
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless
rebuke me on this one.
There's got to be a better place in LYRATILAN to get a drink than The Piper's
Rest! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUPPET 5127 15 8 2 171 ERRATA (323)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KEG STAND 5257 15 2 0 86 BARHOPPERS (429)
FLEX 5169 12 9 0 84 ERRATA (323)
HARMONY 5264 10 10 1 81 MADTOWN (358)
SYMPATHY 5272 12 7 2 79 MADTOWN (358)
CHAVIN DE HUANTAR 4239 8 6 1 74 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
-CROWN ROYAL 5274 11 6 0 68 BARHOPPERS (429)
BLITZKRIEG 5261 11 11 0 67 MADTOWN (358)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHEZA BANSHEE 4008 11 5 0 66 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
VINCE 5131 13 14 0 63 ERRATA (323)
KING OF QUAM 4880 5 3 1 58 EASTERN HORDE (367)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLUID 5180 5 4 0 53 ERRATA (323)
DEMSIADO PESADO 5173 7 3 1 48 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
LADY ZVORKNAR 4873 6 1 0 47 EASTERN HORDE (367)
JIFI 5297 7 2 1 43 ERRATA (323)
SPIDERMAN 5330 4 0 0 40 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
X. ROLPH TUPP 5287 9 11 0 38 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DOBERUM HANNIS 5312 7 5 0 38 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
HIPPOLYTA 5344 4 1 0 37 AMAZONS (493)
CORAL EDEN 4065 9 9 0 36 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MASTIF 1279 3 4 1 33 K-9 KENNEL (133)
-DINGO 1234 4 7 0 29 K-9 KENNEL (133)
-SHOOTER GIRL 5324 3 1 0 28 BARHOPPERS (429)
-SOFA KING 4874 2 2 0 26 EASTERN HORDE (367)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRELLIN XISS 5321 6 5 0 24 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NISSAN TITAN 5331 3 1 0 23 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
OBI-WAN 5328 3 1 0 21 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
-DR DAN 5332 2 1 0 18 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
MAELSTROM 5354 3 1 0 17 MADTOWN (358)
-BLOODHOUND 5337 2 2 0 17 K-9 KENNEL (133)
TEQUILLA GORILLA 5310 3 6 0 15 BARHOPPERS (429)
CAP'N JACK 5359 1 1 0 12 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
ANNE 5341 3 2 0 11 AMAZONS (493)
MARTA 5355 2 2 0 11 AMAZONS (493)
WANDERLEI RUA 5358 1 1 0 10 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
-PINOT NOIR 5335 1 0 0 10 BARHOPPERS II (434)
FOIRENE ILMER 5353 1 3 1 7 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-WOLFHOUND 5338 1 3 1 7 K-9 KENNEL (133)
-RAT TERRIER 5347 1 2 0 7 K-9 KENNEL (133)
-PINOT GRIGIO 5333 1 0 0 7 BARHOPPERS II (434)
FEDER JORNIS 5360 0 3 0 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-SALTY DOG 5334 0 1 0 1 BARHOPPERS II (434)
-COSMOPOLITAN 5336 0 1 0 1 BARHOPPERS II (434)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MARTA 5342 0 1 0 AMAZONS 493 WOLFHOUND 5338 557 REVENGED
COREY 5345 1 2 1 AMAZONS 493 FOIRENE ILMER 5353 559 JUST REV
ZAZUBAR ELS 4881 0 1 0 EASTERN HORDE 367 F'LYARR 355 561 NONE
XOCOTL 5168 0 8 0 GREAT UNKNOWN 332 JIFI 5297 557 REVENGED
PUG 5339 0 1 0 K-9 KENNEL 133 STAN DAUFF 5323 557 NOT REVE
GIGLIE 5130 35 7 0 MADTOWN 358 PUPPET 5127 561
EKBARD INGORISH 5311 4 5 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 SYMPATHY 5272 558
PERSONAL ADS
Jifi -- We had to do it. Just for honor's sake. -- Sheza Banshee
Harmony -- You are a fine opponent. -- Coral Eden
Giggle -- You could have left me the DM title since you are leaving anyway. -- Chavin
De Huantar
Doberum Hannis -- You are sweet. You deserve another get-away day. Where shall we
go this time? Someplace warm and sunny. And with good food. -- Demsiado Pesado
Foirene Ilmar -- Thanks for making my first fight a win. -- Wanderlei Rua
Flex -- That's indecent. Even if you CAN flex that, you shouldn't do it in PUBLIC.
-- X. Rolph Tupp
P.S. And I'm not going to bite YOUR neck, what if that...that scandalous behavior is
catching?
Demsiado Pesado -- Aw, c'mon, don't be such a cold fish, babe. -- Doberum Hannis
Maelstrom -- Well, I think you're crazy, but what could anyone expect from a citizen
of Madtown? Ah, don't answer that, because I know. I expect MORE SKILLS. Please.
-- Trellin Xiss
Wanderlei Rua -- How can you be a GREAT Unknown if you're shorter than me? I accept
the "unknown" part, because I haven't got a CLUE. But-- Wait a minute, why didn't
either of us learn any skills? Is there a skill-supressor at work here? I think we
should look INTO that, and right away. -- Fiorene Ilmer
Spiderman -- Listen, I'm not going to sit on a damned tuffet for you! -- Feder Jornis
Our heartfelt congratulations to Giglie and Carnage. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
9 July 2007
I have not been receiving my physical turns in a reliable manner lately. If there
are diplos with the turns that go missing, they're gone for good. So if you send me
a diplo and do not see an acknowledgement of receipt in the personals, know that I
have not gotten it (yet). If you have email, contact me at Livia AT reality DOT com.
If you don't have email, keep trying with the diplos. We are working on this
problem. -- the Scribe/Jorja/Leeta
P.S. If you email me, put "Re DM" on the subject line.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ZAZUBAR ELS was butchered by F'LYARR in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PUPPET viciously butchered GIGLIE in a 7 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
FLEX unbelievably bested CHAVIN DE HUANTAR in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
CORAL EDEN was defeated by LADY ZVORKNAR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
DEMSIADO PESADO was savagely defeated by BLITZKRIEG in a 4 minute competition.
JIFI defeated X. ROLPH TUPP in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
KING OF QUAM savagely defeated VINCE in a 2 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
WANDERLEI RUA was overcome by OBI-WAN in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
HARMONY vanquished FLUID in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SYMPATHY won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute gory duel.
SHEZA BANSHEE overpowered HIPPOLYTA in a 1 minute uneven match.
DOBERUM HANNIS beat HAPPY PEASANT in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
MAELSTROM was devastated by SPIDERMAN in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TEQUILLA GORILLA was subdued by TRELLIN XISS in a 5 minute brawl.
NISSAN TITAN beat ANNE in a 1 minute gory amateur's conflict.
FOIRENE ILMER lost to MARTA in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
FEDER JORNIS was vanquished by CAP'N JACK in a 3 minute one-sided fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 23 - 1 55 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 14 - 14 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 22 - 4 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 18 - 0 47 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 47 - 4 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 17 - 0 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 6 - 0 25 |
Turn 561 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 5 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK PUPPET 5127 15 8 2 171 ERRATA (323)
LUNGING ATTACK FLEX 5169 12 9 0 84 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK SHEZA BANSHEE 4008 11 5 0 66 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
TOTAL PARRY DEMSIADO PESADO 5173 7 3 1 48 GREAT UNKNOWN (332)
WALL OF STEEL LADY ZVORKNAR 4873 6 1 0 47 EASTERN HORDE (367)
AIMED BLOW SPIDERMAN 5330 4 0 0 40 MY FIRST TEAM (492)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HARMONY 5264. The most popular warrior this turn
was PUPPET 5127. The ten other most popular fighters were BLITZKRIEG 5261, CHAVIN DE
HUANTAR 4239, KING OF QUAM 4880, FOIRENE ILMER 5353, FLEX 5169, FEDER JORNIS 5360,
CORAL EDEN 4065, LADY ZVORKNAR 4873, DEMSIADO PESADO 5173, and JIFI 5297.
The least popular fighter this week was ANNE 5341. The other ten least popular
fighters were HIPPOLYTA 5344, FLUID 5180, VINCE 5131, X. ROLPH TUPP 5287, ZAZUBAR ELS
4881, CAP'N JACK 5359, MARTA 5355, SHEZA BANSHEE 4008, MAELSTROM 5354, and OBI-WAN
5328.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
GIGLIE (25-5130) MADTOWN (358)