DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/02/2009    Duedate: 03/14/2009

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-603

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRIFLET IRVEL
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5457) [10-4-1,71]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRIFLET IRVEL                  POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         
(25-5457) [10-4-1,71]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GRIFLET IRVEL                  AL KAHALL
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5457) [10-4-1,71]          (25-5458) [5-2-1,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FUNKY FOLK (469)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469)            48
2. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       8      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. WE BEE BAD (130)             0      Unchartered Team
4. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)     -11
                                       WORDS I CAN'T USE (466)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)         135 116 15 53.8   1/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)          7  3 1
 2- 2 WE BEE BAD (130)          79  77  8 50.6   2/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    7  7 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   369 394 12 48.4   3/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    3  3 0
 4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    47  89  2 34.6   4- 4 WE BEE BAD (130)          1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 613): WHOLE MUTT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): ULTRA FAIT of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 603): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): KNEE BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 595): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 565): GRUNT 5 of MEDAL OF HONOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 556): SERGEANT 1 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): IZZCO of INFERNAL LORDS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): SER VON DARKMOOR of SILVER KNIGHTS (Toker, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 446): BILLY JOHNSON of 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.}
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): DORINE EAGEL of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 469): MAXIMUS of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 613): THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 603): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 595): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 565): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 556): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 254): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 446): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 206): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 499): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 306): FEORDIS INK of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 614): SNOW WHITE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 602): MISS SCARLET of GOTTA GET A CLUE (?, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 599): HEART BREAKER of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 555): RAISE THE ABYSS of THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 547): BERNICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
                 (turn 546): TANK of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 207): MESSY MONGREL of DOGS OF WAR (Omega?, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
LYRATILAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, THE MIDDLE WAY 4, 
since FUNKY FOLK took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see AL KAHALL win a fight and gain 27 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, AL KAHALL beat SAML ULRON and SAML ULRON lost 23 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, LYRATILAN may be getting 
bland, as MISS SCARLET stays top dog in the city.  The Piper's Rest, humph!  I've 
tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From LYRATILAN's 
trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  COL. 
MUSTARD was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIFLET IRVEL 5457           10   4  1    71       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WORKER BEE 4212              14   5  2    64       WE BEE BAD (130)
 CLAUDE BAWLS 5466             5   2  1    62       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 JESSITA MAUR 5465             7   1  0    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COL. MUSTARD 5411             9  26  0    53       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 AL KAHALL 5458                5   2  1    51       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAML ULRON 5468               5   2  0    29       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLE ISSIMO 5467             2   0  0    21       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 FENELLA JHEN 5464             1   7  0    16       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-CAROL LING 5469               4   0  0    12       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 URBIN YATES 5471              0   1  0     1       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LOU POLL 5470           0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       MARTIN SHEW           603  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Miss Scarlet -- Whew!  Glad you won that, or I'd've had to come up with "a few words
from the top."  Not today, thanks very much! -- Griflet Irvel

     Sounds like sloth to me.

Col. Mustard -- Ha!  I found you standing right OVER Mr. Body, with the candlestick!
-- Saml Ulron
P.S.  And your assertion that you wanted the candlestick (and candle) so you could
see if there was any chance to revive him would have been more convincing if it you'd
wiped the blood off your weapon first.

I can't BELIEVE that Happy Peasant! -- Jessita Maur

Al Kahall -- My head aches.  My stomach is upset.  The inside of my mouth tastes
incredibly bad.  Ack. -- Fenella Jhen
P.S.  Why does anyone drink?

Our congratulations to Miss Scarlet. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LOU POLL was dealt death by MARTIN SHEW in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MISS SCARLET vanquished GRIFLET IRVEL in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
SAML ULRON was demolished by AL KAHALL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
JESSITA MAUR bested COL. MUSTARD in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
CLAUDE BAWLS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FENELLA JHEN devastated SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BELLE ISSIMO devastated URBIN YATES in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   1 -  0      90  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  11 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW         6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  16 -  0      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 603 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GRIFLET IRVEL 5457         10   4  1   71 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL    JESSITA MAUR 5465           7   1  0   60 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
LUNGING ATTACK   AL KAHALL 5458              5   2  1   51 FUNKY FOLK (469)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GRIFLET IRVEL 5457.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AL KAHALL 5458.  The ten other most popular fighters were JESSITA MAUR 5465, 
LOU POLL 5470, CLAUDE BAWLS 5466, FENELLA JHEN 5464, BELLE ISSIMO 5467, GRIFLET IRVEL 
5457, SAML ULRON 5468, COL. MUSTARD 5411, URBIN YATES 5471, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was URBIN YATES 5471.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COL. MUSTARD 5411, SAML ULRON 5468, GRIFLET IRVEL 5457, BELLE 
ISSIMO 5467, FENELLA JHEN 5464, CLAUDE BAWLS 5466, LOU POLL 5470, JESSITA MAUR 5465, 
AL KAHALL 5458, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MISS SCARLET (25-5413) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)