DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/22/2009    Duedate: 07/04/2009

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-609

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SAML ULRON
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5468) [10-3-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SAML ULRON                     POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         
(25-5468) [10-3-0,95]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SAML ULRON                     SAML ULRON
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5468) [10-3-0,95]          (25-5468) [10-3-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FUNKY FOLK (469)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469)            47
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      29      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       1      Unchartered Team
4. WE BEE BAD (130)             0
                                       THE TOY SOLDIERS (143)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)         146 123 16 54.3   1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)          8  4 0
 2- 2 WE BEE BAD (130)          82  77  8 51.6   2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    8  7 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   386 407 13 48.7   3- 3 WE BEE BAD (130)          1  0 0
 4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    48  94  2 33.8   4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 310): ZENITH of Z GLADIATORZ (? , mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 622): CARMEN ELECTRA of GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS (Weasel, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 621): GEORGE FOREMUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 609): HOT EIGHTEEN of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 611): LORMIN GARDE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 608): SAML ULRON of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 607): AMARANTH of MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 603): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 572): THE FOOL of AQUARIAN TAROT (Sage, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 564): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 555): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 258): BRAIN TUMOR of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 454): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 211): ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIERS (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 507): WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE of SUPERIOR FATHER (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 310): CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 622): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 621): ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 609): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 611): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 608): FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 607): MENAGERIE (Ichabod Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 603): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 573): MEDAL OF HONOOR G1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 564): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 555): DEATHTONGUE (Technogeek, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 258): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 454): 1949 YANKEES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 211): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 507): SUPERIOR FATHER et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 309): CONCUSSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 621): LILAC LIZARD of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
                               MOCHA MONKEY of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 620): MR FANG of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 606): SUZETTE CREPPAY of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 601): LITTLE ROCKY of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 563): ROBERT DUNLAP of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 210): TRYPTOPHAN of SUPERIOR FORCES ZC (Manager, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I'm sorry to see Griflet go, make no mistake about that.  As teammates weigh up,
he wasn't bad.  But I'm not sorry to have taken the title.  And the Khalhums Dwarf
made me look good doing it, which always helps.

                                     Saml Ulron

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
LYRATILAN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see PAUL TREE win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BELLE 
ISSIMO beat JESSITA MAUR and JESSITA MAUR lost 3 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  
And if variety is the spice of life, LYRATILAN may be getting bland, as SAML ULRON 
stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do 
you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in LYRATILAN to get a drink than The Piper's 
Rest!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have 
too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, 
you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAML ULRON 5468              10   3  0    95       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WORKER BEE 4212              17   5  2    83       WE BEE BAD (130)
 BELLE ISSIMO 5467             6   0  0    74       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COL. MUSTARD 5411            10  31  0    61       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAUL TREE 5473                4   0  0    53       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 JESSITA MAUR 5465             9   5  0    44       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 FENELLA JHEN 5464             5   9  1    43       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URBIN YATES 5471              4   3  0    28       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLY CLUB 5476               1   0  0    11       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 HOBBIE JONS 5477              0   1  0     1       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLAUDE BAWLS 5475       1  2 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       ROWAN ORC             609  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Paul Tree -- Well, I can see you now, but I'm still frustrated.  Well, it was Urbin
who was frustrated last time, at least by you, but what the heck, eh? -- Fenella Jhen

Claude Bawls -- Hmm, did you not have a teammate recently who used the same name?  A
kinsman, perhaps?  Ah, well.  Given your height, I'm surprised the idiots at the
Commission didn't decide you were a dwarf! -- Urbin Yates

Well, THAT was embarrassing. -- Ghost of Griflet Irvel

Honest that merchant may be, I don't have the details to prove him wrong, but I
strongly advise you not to buy pre-owned weapons from him. -- Jessita Maur
P.S.  Or second-hand horses.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CLAUDE BAWLS was viciously butchered by ROWAN ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SAML ULRON viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gruesome Title battle.
BELLE ISSIMO demolished JESSITA MAUR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
COL. MUSTARD was bested by PAUL TREE in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
FENELLA JHEN overpowered VISITING ORC in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
URBIN YATES vanquished POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BILLY CLUB overpowered HOBBIE JONS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   4 -  1      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  11 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        2 -  13 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SAML ULRON 5468            10   3  0   95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  BELLE ISSIMO 5467           6   0  0   74 FUNKY FOLK (469)
WALL OF STEEL    JESSITA MAUR 5465           9   5  0   44 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAML ULRON 5468.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SAML ULRON 5468.  The ten other most popular fighters were PAUL TREE 5473, 
FENELLA JHEN 5464, BILLY CLUB 5476, BELLE ISSIMO 5467, CLAUDE BAWLS 5475, URBIN YATES 
5471, JESSITA MAUR 5465, COL. MUSTARD 5411, HOBBIE JONS 5477, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was HOBBIE JONS 5477.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COL. MUSTARD 5411, JESSITA MAUR 5465, URBIN YATES 5471, CLAUDE 
BAWLS 5475, BELLE ISSIMO 5467, BILLY CLUB 5476, FENELLA JHEN 5464, PAUL TREE 5473, 
SAML ULRON 5468, and  0.