DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/31/2009 Duedate: 09/12/2009
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-612
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BELLE ISSIMO
FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5467) [8-0-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BELLE ISSIMO POSITION IS EMPTY
FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5467) [8-0-0,104]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SAML ULRON BELLE ISSIMO
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5468) [12-4-0,86] (25-5467) [8-0-0,104]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469) 37
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 8 FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 1 Unchartered Team
4. WE BEE BAD (130) 0
SOMETHING FISHY (129)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469) 153 125 19 55.0 1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 9 5 0
2- 2 WE BEE BAD (130) 82 78 8 51.3 2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469) 7 2 3
3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 395 412 13 48.9 3/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 0 3 0
4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 48 97 2 33.1 4- 4 WE BEE BAD (130) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 611): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 610): DEATH RATTLE of ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 578): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 560): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 459): THOMAS WIGLE of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 512): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 626): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 614): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 611): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 610): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 608): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 578): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 560): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): THE UNDEAD II (?, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 459): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 512): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
(turn 311): ZIP of Z GLADIATORZ (Mr. Z, mgr.)
CONUNDRUM of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 625): GEORGE FOREMUN of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
MUN OVER BOARD of ALL THE MUN'S MEN (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for PAUL TREE, who pummelled FENELLA JHEN, to pocket 14
points. FENELLA JHEN certainly had a baffled expression on hers face, after losing
to PAUL TREE and losing 13 points in the process! Those who hoped for a new
Duelmaster were disappointed by JESSITA MAUR, of THE MIDDLE WAY 4, who despite a
11-6-0 couldn't overcome LYRATILAN's Number 1. Word has it one team in LYRATILAN is
using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are LYRATILAN's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in LYRATILAN avoid THE MIDDLE
WAY 4. The warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 found their efforts at combat frustrated as
FUNKY FOLK apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were
horses, FENELLA JHEN could open up a fast food joint!
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Oh hard! that to
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid LYRATILAN farewell--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BELLE ISSIMO 5467 8 0 0 104 FUNKY FOLK (469)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAML ULRON 5468 12 4 0 86 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-WORKER BEE 4212 17 6 2 84 WE BEE BAD (130)
JESSITA MAUR 5465 11 6 0 75 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COL. MUSTARD 5411 10 34 0 64 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
URBIN YATES 5471 7 3 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PAUL TREE 5473 5 1 0 61 FUNKY FOLK (469)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FENELLA JHEN 5464 6 11 1 42 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILLY CLUB 5476 3 0 2 31 FUNKY FOLK (469)
SID DOWN 5478 2 0 1 29 FUNKY FOLK (469)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
POLITE BEGGAR 0 0 0 BILLY CLUB 5476 612 NONE
TRUSTWORTHY SCRI 0 0 0 SID DOWN 5478 612 NONE
HOBBIE JONS 5477 1 2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 BILLY CLUB 5476 611
PERSONAL ADS
Belle Issimo -- You got me a good one there! I may not hear for a week. -- Saml
Ulron
P.S. Which is not all bad, as certain of my teammates have gotten the notion they
can sing.
Col. Mustard -- If you visualize the arena as a slice of bread, I spread you all over
it. Then I called for the ham.... -- Fenella Jhen
Paul Tree -- You're better off with a loss on your record. Less conspicuous. Think
of it as a safety measure, just like armor. -- Jessita Maur
I have no patience with the Guard's Ambitions. Call me hard-natured if you must, but
there it is. -- Urbin Yates
Billy Club -- Noooooo! -- Ghost of Hobbie Jons
We salute Lyratilan's tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
26 August 09
There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
arenas. When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
arena number! It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key. When the
receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PAUL TREE devastated FENELLA JHEN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BELLE ISSIMO won victory over JESSITA MAUR in a action packed 1 minute Title battle.
SAML ULRON demolished COL. MUSTARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody uneven fight.
URBIN YATES overpowered RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SID DOWN butchered TRUSTWORTHY SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BILLY CLUB assassinated POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 11 - 3 - 2 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 - 0 73 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 6 - 2 73 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 10 - 0 9 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 612 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK BELLE ISSIMO 5467 8 0 0 104 FUNKY FOLK (469)
LUNGING ATTACK SAML ULRON 5468 12 4 0 86 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL JESSITA MAUR 5465 11 6 0 75 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW URBIN YATES 5471 7 3 0 64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SAML ULRON 5468. The most popular warrior this turn
was BELLE ISSIMO 5467. The ten other most popular fighters were SAML ULRON 5468,
PAUL TREE 5473, SID DOWN 5478, BILLY CLUB 5476, URBIN YATES 5471, FENELLA JHEN 5464,
JESSITA MAUR 5465, COL. MUSTARD 5411, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was COL. MUSTARD 5411. The other ten least
popular fighters were JESSITA MAUR 5465, FENELLA JHEN 5464, URBIN YATES 5471, BILLY
CLUB 5476, SID DOWN 5478, PAUL TREE 5473, SAML ULRON 5468, BELLE ISSIMO 5467, 0, and
0.