DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/14/2009    Duedate: 09/26/2009

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-613

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BELLE ISSIMO
FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5467) [9-0-1,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BELLE ISSIMO                   POSITION IS EMPTY
FUNKY FOLK (469)               
(25-5467) [9-0-1,120]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SAML ULRON                     SUE CHURZ
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5468) [13-4-0,94]          (25-5484) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FUNKY FOLK (469)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469)            20
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      20      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       6      Unchartered Team

                                       DEATH MERCHANTS (124)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)         155 128 20 54.8   1/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)          9  5 4
 2/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   398 414 13 49.0   2/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    8  6 0
 3/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    49  97  2 33.6   3/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 313): CONSTERNATION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): ANZAC of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 615): ELLIRN KOUL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): PAUL WIEDORFER of MEDAL OF HONOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 612): BELLE ISSIMO of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 611): HERSHEL WILLIAMS of MEDAL OF HONOR F7 (The Anarchist, mgr)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): BROTHER DOBBIN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 579): TERILEE LINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): SERGEANT3 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): ANNA BEATRICE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 261): NUMBSKULL of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): PETER THE GREAT of DOGS OF WAR (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 313): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Z, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 615): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 617): MEDAL OF HONOOR J4 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 612): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 611): ULTRA-VIOLENT (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 579): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 570): MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 561): FANDILS (Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 261): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 460): MEDAL OF HONOR J3 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 214): OUT OF THIS WORLD, (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 513): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 312): PEARL HARBOR of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 628): BROWN NOSE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 627): ANZAC of OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (The Mun, mgr.)
              (turn 626): FLOORMAT of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 614): ULTRA-FAITH of DROP THE LEASH (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 616): TCHENI LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 609): LADY LIBERTY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
             (turn 608): SIR CARLSON of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 569): SERGEANT2 of MEDAL OF HONOR H3 (The Anarchist)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 260): IRMINSUL of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, Warriors of LYRATILAN.  Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to 
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport.  Nothing is certain 
in LYRATILAN, with changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new 
top team--FUNKY FOLK.  THE MIDDLE WAY 4 had cause to celebrate, after SAML ULRON got 
8 points by beating VIRGINAL CONCUBINE.  A certain someone should cut down on the 
drinking and practice more, after losing 3 points to COL. MUSTARD.  (Discrete enough, 
PAUL TREE?) BELLE ISSIMO successfully staved off a grab for the roses by JESSITA MAUR 
of THE MIDDLE WAY 4.  Does LYRATILAN have no one talented enough to dethrone her?  
Word has it one team in LYRATILAN is taking speech lessons to try to bore their 
opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Perhaps the warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY 
4 should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of 
good breeding scorns the "warriors" of FUNKY FOLK, so did that sorry team shy from 
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 If challenges were horses, COL. MUSTARD could open up a fast food 
joint!   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Alas, poor JESSITA MAUR.  We all know THE MIDDLE WAY 4's retirement plan isn't the 
best in the world.  BELLE ISSIMO, may you be as missed when your time comes.  A 
moment of silence for JESSITA MAUR, who died an untimely death at the hands of BELLE 
ISSIMO.  In the spirit of revenge, we call upon THE MIDDLE WAY 4 to act!  Ask not a 
spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an 
unconscious stupor.   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  Do not 
despair!  I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLE ISSIMO 5467             9   0  1   120       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAML ULRON 5468              13   4  0    94       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COL. MUSTARD 5411            11  34  0    70       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URBIN YATES 5471              7   4  0    64       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 PAUL TREE 5473                5   2  0    58       FUNKY FOLK (469)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FENELLA JHEN 5464             7  11  1    46       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 BILLY CLUB 5476               4   0  2    38       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SID DOWN 5478                 2   1  1    28       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISEK KROL 5485                1   0  0     5       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 SUE CHURZ 5484                0   1  0     1       FUNKY FOLK (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HOBBIE JONS 5477        1  2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 BILLY CLUB 5476       611   
JESSITA MAUR 5465      11  7 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 BELLE ISSIMO 5467     613   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Paul Tree -- You're a very active tree. -- Fenella Jhen

Belle Issimo -- Ah but with your win, I continue to avoid the terrible burden you
bear.  Superiority can be so wearing. -- Jessita Maur

Col. Mustard -- Ah, the old familiar faces. -- Saml Ulron

A Ruthless Jaywalker, JUST what I need to make my day complete. -- Urbin Yates

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PAUL TREE was bested by COL. MUSTARD in a 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SID DOWN slimly lost to FENELLA JHEN in a 2 minute Challenge battle.
BELLE ISSIMO savagely slew JESSITA MAUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title duel.
SAML ULRON overpowered VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
URBIN YATES was bested by VIRGINAL CONCUBINE in a action packed 2 minute gory brawl.
BILLY CLUB devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SUE CHURZ was unbelievably bested by ISEK KROL in a 4 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         AIMED BLOW        11 -   3 -  2      79  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -   8 -  2      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   9 -  0      18  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 613 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  3         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  BELLE ISSIMO 5467           9   0  1  120 FUNKY FOLK (469)
LUNGING ATTACK   SAML ULRON 5468            13   4  0   94 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW       URBIN YATES 5471            7   4  0   64 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SAML ULRON 5468.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SUE CHURZ 5484.  The ten other most popular fighters were BELLE ISSIMO 5467, PAUL 
TREE 5473, SID DOWN 5478, FENELLA JHEN 5464, URBIN YATES 5471, SAML ULRON 5468, BILLY 
CLUB 5476, ISEK KROL 5485, COL. MUSTARD 5411, and JESSITA MAUR 5465.

The least popular fighter this week was JESSITA MAUR 5465.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were COL. MUSTARD 5411, ISEK KROL 5485, BILLY CLUB 5476, SAML ULRON 
5468, URBIN YATES 5471, FENELLA JHEN 5464, SID DOWN 5478, PAUL TREE 5473, BELLE 
ISSIMO 5467, and SUE CHURZ 5484.