DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/15/2010    Duedate: 03/27/2010

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-625

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANEURISM
DARK FORCES (179)
(25-4934) [16-6-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANEURISM                       POSITION IS EMPTY
DARK FORCES (179)              
(25-4934) [16-6-0,97]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FENELLA JHEN                   FENELLA JHEN
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5464) [15-15-1,83]         (25-5464) [15-15-1,83]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DARK FORCES (179)           33
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      21      DARK FORCES (179)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       5      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)             0
                                       ROCK HEADS (316)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)         166 139 20 54.4   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   13  2 1
 2/ 2 DARK FORCES (179)        177 172 10 50.7   2/ 2 DARK FORCES (179)         9  6 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   441 431 14 50.6   3/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    3 12 1
 4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    56 118  3 32.2   4- 4 FUNKY FOLK (469)          2  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 640): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): THCACK LOY of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 624): ANEURISM of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 624): SPITZIN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 622): SENATOR WILEY of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): JOFRE MAINZ of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): FOUR PAWZ of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): RATLER of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): VALNAKORINE of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 526): VISION of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 640): DRAGONS GUARD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HENPCS (?, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 630): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 624): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 624): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 622): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 586): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 583): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 470): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 525): KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 319): WAR BOND of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 641): YELLOW FEVER of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 625): HATE MY LIFE of KELLUMBO'S KIDS (Detective Kellumbo, mgr.)
               (turn 624): HOTL MUSCHEL of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 623): AIKIDO of DARK FORCES (The Walkin' Dude, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 624): SPITZIN of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 582): RED DAWG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                             HELL HOUND of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 574): LILY CATHERINE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 267): NOT SO HOT of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in LYRATILAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for URBIN YATES?  THE 
MIDDLE WAY 4's proud of him after beating THE LEAD PIPE and getting 8 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  THE LEAD PIPE got smashed by URBIN YATES, and lost 4 
points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ANEURISM should let 
COL. MUSTARD be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said LYRATILAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Mourngrym Inn 
and Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All LYRATILAN ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANEURISM 4934                16   6  0    97       DARK FORCES (179)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BELLE ISSIMO 5467            12   1  1   117       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BILLY CLUB 5476               6   0  2    84       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 FENELLA JHEN 5464            15  15  1    83       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 COL. MUSTARD 5411            12  45  0    81       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SUE CHURZ 5484                4   4  0    66       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 KOLTER NEETHE 5486           10   2  0    63       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 TOL VORAM 5489                8   0  0    57       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISEK KROL 5485                9   4  1    56       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 URBIN YATES 5471             13  10  0    54       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 KRAKEN 4928                   9  14  0    41       DARK FORCES (179)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APOLLYON 5492                 4   0  0    27       DARK FORCES (179)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LEAD PIPE 5495            3   1  0    23       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 STALIN 5493                   2   2  0    23       DARK FORCES (179)
-FREIDA SLAVES 5491            1   0  0    13       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 MRS. PEACOCK 5494             1   3  1     7       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 THE HALLWAY 5496              1   3  0     6       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MR. ROGERS 5498         0  1 0 DARK FORCES 179      ARENAMASTER JYO       625  NONE
MRS. WHITE 5439         1  3 0 GOTTA GET A CLUE 498 HALF-ORC GUARDSM      625  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Col. Mustard -- Ah, that is one thing I know how to do.  I can cut the mustard. --
Fenella Jhen
P.S.  Though I usually just spread it around.
P.S.  And this looked more like catsup.

Sue Churz -- You've got that one sewed up. -- Urbin Yates

Kraken -- Ah!  Doesn't matter how many arms you have, if you've only got two legs and
one gets cut out from under you, well, there you are.  Actually, I was surprised how
easy that was.  You must've been having an off day. -- Kolter Neethe
P.S.  Jorja said that last, *I* think it was because I'm so good.

I wasn't sure about a Visiting Orc, but he plays a mean set of kettles, and that was
just what we needed to set the rhythm. -- Tol Voram, amateur musician

The Honest Merchant as always struck me as a faintly suspicious character.  So this
time I struck him. -- Isek Krol

Kraken -- This is true. -- Kolter Neethe
P.S.  And I appreciate it.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MRS. WHITE was butchered by HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
MR. ROGERS was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER JYO in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ANEURISM narrowly defeated COL. MUSTARD in a unpopular 15 minute expert's Title fight.
FENELLA JHEN viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 3 minute gory fight.
KOLTER NEETHE savagely defeated VISITING ORC in a 1 minute competition.
ISEK KROL slimly won victory over RUTHLESS JAYWALKER in a 2 minute bloody match.
KRAKEN was overcome by TOL VORAM in a 2 minute fight.
URBIN YATES handily defeated THE LEAD PIPE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
APOLLYON vanquished MRS. PEACOCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STALIN vanquished THE HALLWAY in a 2 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -   8 -  0      74  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  13 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 625 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ANEURISM 4934              16   6  0   97 DARK FORCES (179)
LUNGING ATTACK   KOLTER NEETHE 5486         10   2  0   63 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-STRIKE     ISEK KROL 5485              9   4  1   56 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW       URBIN YATES 5471           13  10  0   54 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FENELLA JHEN 5464.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FENELLA JHEN 5464.  The ten other most popular fighters were ISEK KROL 5485, 
TOL VORAM 5489, KOLTER NEETHE 5486, URBIN YATES 5471, APOLLYON 5492, STALIN 5493, 
KRAKEN 4928, THE HALLWAY 5496, MRS. WHITE 5439, and MR. ROGERS 5498.

The least popular fighter this week was COL. MUSTARD 5411.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANEURISM 4934, MRS. PEACOCK 5494, THE LEAD PIPE 5495, MR. 
ROGERS 5498, MRS. WHITE 5439, THE HALLWAY 5496, KRAKEN 4928, STALIN 5493, APOLLYON 
5492, and URBIN YATES 5471.