DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/14/2011    Duedate: 03/26/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-651

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE LEAD PIPE
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
(25-5495) [17-13-2,119]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

THE LEAD PIPE                  POSITION IS EMPTY
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)         
(25-5495) [17-13-2,119]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOLTER NEETHE                  SAM SUNG
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         FUNKY FOLK (469)
(25-5486) [24-14-0,89]         (25-5504) [4-2-1,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      31
2. FUNKY FOLK (469)            25      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       7      Unchartered Team
4. THE BLUE HOTEL (494)         0
5. ERRATA (323)               -11       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)         195 159 25 55.1   1/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    9  6 1
 2/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   514 488 15 51.3   2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)          7  4 2
 3- 2 THE BLUE HOTEL (494)      20  19  5 51.3   3/ 1 ERRATA (323)              5  4 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (323)             222 217 11 50.6   4/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    4  8 0
 5/ 5 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   111 181  6 38.0   5- 5 THE BLUE HOTEL (494)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): TIPPI TURTLE of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENTITO of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 485): LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 332): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 667): ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 666): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 651): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 654): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 650): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 650): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 612): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 609): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 600): SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 280): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 495): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 552): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 331): INDIOR LANDIS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 647): MOONDOG of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out LYRATILAN to 
see what's new.  Like, ERRATA had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 
spot by THE MIDDLE WAY 4!  Way to go THE MIDDLE WAY 4!  The guys at THE MIDDLE WAY 4 
like really pulled together to get a 4-1-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for 
CLOUD BAWLS?  FUNKY FOLK's proud of him after beating SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER and 
getting 14 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  RAGDOLL's match with ROBIN STORZ 
cost it a loss of 10 points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  THE LEAD PIPE 
stopped URBIN YATES dead in his tracks!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  GOTTA GET A 
CLUE was LYRATILAN's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why ERRATA's been avoiding GOTTA GET A CLUE so much?  Or is it just 
that they're too scared?  Can THE MIDDLE WAY 4's ISEK KROL be more popular than me?  
He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was holding my 
breath when I found out WAIT challenged KOLTER NEETHE.  After all, haven't ERRATA and 
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 had a long standing duel in LYRATILAN?  It wasn't a spectacular 
fight, or anything, but KOLTER NEETHE wants me to write about it since he subdued 
WAIT.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  SERPENTS HOLD figured it was better to let THE LEAD PIPE kill INDIGO 
unpunished, and not worry about getting nailed again!  What if they had a fight and 
nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LEAD PIPE 5495           17  13  2   119       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOL VORAM 5489               25   9  0   110       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 URBIN YATES 5471             25  24  1   100       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MRS. PEACOCK 5494            13  17  2    92       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KOLTER NEETHE 5486           24  14  0    89       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 ISEK KROL 5485               23  16  1    86       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-BLUDDY HACKIT 5513            5   1  2    69       THE BLUE HOTEL (494)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBIN STORZ 5521              5   0  0    66       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 SAM SUNG 5504                 4   2  1    66       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 WAIT 5378                     5   4  0    58       ERRATA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518           8   7  0    52       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 THE HALLWAY 5496             10  20  0    50       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 RAGDOLL 5402                  6   2  0    45       ERRATA (323)
 THE COOK 5514                10   8  0    38       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 PAM PERZ 5520                 5   3  1    38       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-DR. WILLIAMS 5351             5   3  1    34       THE BLUE HOTEL (494)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COWBOY 5508                   3   2  2    30       THE BLUE HOTEL (494)
-WILCE 5530                    2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)
-COGSWORTH 5527                2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ADVENTURE 5517                1   1  0    16       ERRATA (323)
 CLOUD BAWLS 5540              1   0  1    14       FUNKY FOLK (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SHIFTYEYED VOLUN        0  0 0                      CLOUD BAWLS 5540      651  NONE
THE STUDY 5512          6  9 0 GOTTA GET A CLUE 498 BLUDDY HACKIT 5513    647  NOT REVENGED
INDIGO 5500            11  4 0 SERPENTS HOLD 504    THE LEAD PIPE 5495    647  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ha!  The Kung-Fu Master can eat cold steel! -- Tol Voram
P.S.  Or I'll warm it, if he doesn't like it cold.

Mrs. Peacock -- I would call your effect "devastating" rather than "demolishing."
You always devastate me, especially in that blue dress. -- Isek Kroll

The Lead Pipe -- I think you're supposed to save that kind of stuff for dark alleys.
-- Urbin Yates

I don't see anything "handy" about the Veteran Mercenary's TOTALLY UNNECESSARY defeat
of me. -- Kolter Neethe

The Cook -- A good cook?  Listen, if you're a good cook, if you'll come and cook at
our guildhouse, I'll lose to you and teach you great skills at the same time! --
Gilgamesh Idon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBIN STORZ devastated RAGDOLL in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SAM SUNG slimly lost to ISEK KROL in a action packed 6 minute brutal Challenge battle.
WAIT was overpowered by KOLTER NEETHE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PAM PERZ was savagely defeated by GILGAMESH IDON in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
THE LEAD PIPE devastated URBIN YATES in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
MRS. PEACOCK was devastated by TOL VORAM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HALLWAY was outlasted by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a 8 minute gruesome uneven melee.
THE COOK was unbelievably bested by THE HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute duel.
CLOUD BAWLS slaughtered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  21 -  5      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  19 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 651 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   THE LEAD PIPE 5495         17  13  2  119 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOL VORAM 5489             25   9  0  110 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW       URBIN YATES 5471           25  24  1  100 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-STRIKE     ISEK KROL 5485             23  16  1   86 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL    ROBIN STORZ 5521            5   0  0   66 FUNKY FOLK (469)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402                6   2  0   45 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              10   8  0   38 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOLTER NEETHE 5486.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAM SUNG 5504.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE COOK 5514, ISEK 
KROL 5485, THE HALLWAY 5496, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, KOLTER NEETHE 5486, THE LEAD PIPE 
5495, TOL VORAM 5489, ROBIN STORZ 5521, WAIT 5378, and MRS. PEACOCK 5494.

The least popular fighter this week was URBIN YATES 5471.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PAM PERZ 5520, RAGDOLL 5402, CLOUD BAWLS 5540, MRS. PEACOCK 
5494, WAIT 5378, ROBIN STORZ 5521, TOL VORAM 5489, THE LEAD PIPE 5495, KOLTER NEETHE 
5486, and GILGAMESH IDON 5518.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE LEAD PIPE (25-5495) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)