DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/28/2011    Duedate: 04/09/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-652

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOL VORAM
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
(25-5489) [26-9-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOL VORAM                      SHOULDA 8 STEAK
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-5489) [26-9-0,122]         (25-5544) [1-0-0,14]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

KOLTER NEETHE                  SHOULDA 8 STEAK
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-5486) [25-14-0,101]        (25-5544) [1-0-0,14]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      31
2. PARKING LOT 3 (506)         14      FUNKY FOLK (469)
3. ERRATA (323)                14      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)            10
5. THE BLUE HOTEL (494)         4      PARKING LOT 3 (506)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*PARKING LOT 3 (506)        1   0  0  100   1/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   10  5 0
 2/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)         196 162 25 54.7   2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)          5  7 2
 3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   518 489 15 51.4   3/ 3 ERRATA (323)              4  3 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (323)             224 218 11 50.7   4/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    3  9 0
 5/ 3 THE BLUE HOTEL (494)      20  20  5 50.0   5/ 0*PARKING LOT 3 (506)       1  0 0
 6/ 5 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   111 185  6 37.5   6/ 5 THE BLUE HOTEL (494)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): ARTHUR DENT of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): MARLIN REEVE of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): Z GLADIATORS (The Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 668): THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 655): KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 651): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 613): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 610): WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 601): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): TOO OLD (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 234): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 553): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 667): BROWN BEAR of THE DOGHOUSE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 652): JULES of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 651): THE LEAD PIPE of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 649): HERR HAGEDORN of LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 496): BONNIE BARROW of BAD GIRLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                             LADY SLIPPER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
                             EBAN STRANGER of WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for LYRATILAN.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
MRS. PEACOCK's match with KOLTER NEETHE cost her a loss of 9 points!  Was that a tear 
I saw in TOL VORAM's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't THE LEAD PIPE 
fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  GOTTA GET A 
CLUE was the most avoided team.  Is a 111-185-6 record really that scary?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why ERRATA's been avoiding GOTTA GET A CLUE so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Can THE MIDDLE WAY 4's ISEK KROL be more popular than 
me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Ooh!  Did BLUDDY 
HACKIT really know what he was doing when he challenged URBIN YATES?  A 5-2-2 speaks 
volumes.  (Zontoni said that.  I don't know what it means.) BLUDDY HACKIT lost to 
URBIN YATES, but he got 4 points.  URBIN YATES won, and got 3 points.  I don't get 
it.  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out ROBIN  STORZ challenged ISEK 
KROL.  After all, haven't FUNKY FOLK and THE MIDDLE WAY 4 had a long standing duel in 
LYRATILAN?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but ISEK KROL wants me to 
write about it since he was defeated by ROBIN STORZ.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  LYRATILAN is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOL VORAM 5489               26   9  0   122       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URBIN YATES 5471             26  24  1   103       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 KOLTER NEETHE 5486           25  14  0   101       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBIN STORZ 5521              6   0  0    90       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 ISEK KROL 5485               23  17  1    87       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MRS. PEACOCK 5494            13  18  2    83       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 BLUDDY HACKIT 5513            5   2  2    73       THE BLUE HOTEL (494)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAIT 5378                     6   4  0    60       ERRATA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518           9   7  0    55       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 RAGDOLL 5402                  7   2  0    53       ERRATA (323)
 THE HALLWAY 5496             10  21  0    51       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 THE COOK 5514                10   9  0    39       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 PAM PERZ 5520                 5   4  1    38       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-DR. WILLIAMS 5351             5   3  1    34       THE BLUE HOTEL (494)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COWBOY 5508                   3   2  2    30       THE BLUE HOTEL (494)
-WILCE 5530                    2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)
-COGSWORTH 5527                2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          1   0  0    14       PARKING LOT 3 (506)
 CLAUDE BAWLS 5540             1   1  1     5       FUNKY FOLK (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ADVENTURE 5517          1  2 0 ERRATA 323           TOMBSTONE             652  NONE
SAM SUNG 5504           4  3 1 FUNKY FOLK 469       WASTE MONSTER         652  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sam Sung -- And very tunefully, too.  Not many have the breath control for a long
song like that. -- Isek Krol

Wait -- Not if I can help it.  I like to do things NOW. -- Kolter Neethe

Pam Perz -- Environmentally unsound.  That's why I was savage. -- Gilgamesh Idon

The Lead Pipe -- Good, you're leaving. -- Urbin Yates
P.S.  If you were chatty, I might regret that, but as it is?  No.

Mrs. Peacock -- I don't think I want to get "up close and personal" with a
werewolfess. -- Tol Voram

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SAM SUNG was viciously butchered by WASTE MONSTER in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
ADVENTURE was killed by TOMBSTONE in a exciting 2 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
ROBIN STORZ vanquished ISEK KROL in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
BLUDDY HACKIT was defeated by URBIN YATES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
RAGDOLL bested THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
THE LEAD PIPE was overpowered by TOL VORAM in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
MRS. PEACOCK was devastated by KOLTER NEETHE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
WAIT overcame THE COOK in a action packed 1 minute melee.
GILGAMESH IDON won victory over PAM PERZ in a popular 1 minute duel.
CLAUDE BAWLS slimly lost to SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a 2 minute novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  23 -  4      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   6 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  19 -  0      27  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         TOTAL PARRY        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 652 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TOL VORAM 5489             26   9  0  122 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW       URBIN YATES 5471           26  24  1  103 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
WALL OF STEEL    ROBIN STORZ 5521            6   0  0   90 FUNKY FOLK (469)
PARRY-STRIKE     ISEK KROL 5485             23  17  1   87 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUDDY HACKIT 5513          5   2  2   73 THE BLUE HOTEL (494)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402                7   2  0   53 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              10   9  0   39 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is KOLTER NEETHE 5486.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was SAM SUNG 5504.  The ten other most popular fighters were ADVENTURE 5517, 
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, CLAUDE BAWLS 5540, ROBIN STORZ 5521, URBIN 
YATES 5471, RAGDOLL 5402, TOL VORAM 5489, KOLTER NEETHE 5486, and WAIT 5378.

The least popular fighter this week was MRS. PEACOCK 5494.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ISEK KROL 5485, PAM PERZ 5520, THE HALLWAY 5496, BLUDDY HACKIT 
5513, THE COOK 5514, WAIT 5378, KOLTER NEETHE 5486, TOL VORAM 5489, RAGDOLL 5402, and 
URBIN YATES 5471.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE LEAD PIPE (25-5495) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)