DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/23/2011    Duedate: 06/04/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-656

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WAIT
ERRATA (323)
(25-5378) [9-4-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WAIT                           SHOULDA 8 STEAK
ERRATA (323)                   PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-5378) [9-4-0,108]          (25-5544) [3-1-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ISEK KROL                      WAIT
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         ERRATA (323)
(25-5485) [24-20-1,93]         (25-5378) [9-4-0,108]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERRATA (323)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (323)                45
2. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      16      THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
3. W.COAST AVENGERS (507)       0      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)             0
5. PARKING LOT 3 (506)         -4      PARKING LOT 3 (506)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PARKING LOT 3 (506)        3   1  0 75.0   1/ 3 ERRATA (323)              8  1 0
 2- 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)         200 169 25 54.2   2/ 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    8  7 0
 3/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   530 497 15 51.6   3/ 2 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    6  6 0
 4/ 4 ERRATA (323)             232 219 11 51.4   4- 5 FUNKY FOLK (469)          3  5 0
 5- 5*W.COAST AVENGERS (507)     4   5  0 44.4   5/ 6*PARKING LOT 3 (506)       2  1 0
 6/ 6 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   119 192  6 38.3   6- 4*W.COAST AVENGERS (507)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): CANILIV KAT of FURRY FURY (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 653): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (613n 614): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): CORAL of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD III (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 659): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 655): THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 653): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 617): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 614): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 605): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 500): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 557): SUPERIOR FORCES et al (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 627): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
              (turn 670): FOIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 654): KOLTER NEETHE of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 650): MOPT of RANDOM (?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  LYRATILAN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, THE MIDDLE 
WAY 4, but ERRATA was just too good to be stopped.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
MRS. PEACOCK got smashed by VETERAN MERCENARY, and lost 17 points!  The Duelmaster 
isn't going to stop just cause it's Number One!  ISEK KROL knows this.  He was 
challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I 
think WAIT should let ISEK KROL be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. 
Who was the wiseguy that said LYRATILAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The 
Mourngrym Inn and Tavern?  Don't look at me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  GOTTA GET A 
CLUE was the most avoided team.  Is a 119-192-6 record really that scary?  I don't 
know what ERRATA's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from GOTTA GET A CLUE, that's fer sher.  Like, is ISEK KROL popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of LYRATILAN!  He's got a 24-20-1, is that good?  For 
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out DEEZ challenged THE HALLWAY.  After 
all, haven't ERRATA and GOTTA GET A CLUE had a long standing duel in LYRATILAN?  It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but THE HALLWAY wants me to write about it 
since it was bested by DEEZ.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All LYRATILAN ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  LYRATILAN is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAIT 5378                     9   4  0   108       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBIN STORZ 5521              8   1  0    94       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 ISEK KROL 5485               24  20  1    93       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRS. PEACOCK 5494            15  20  2    77       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 RAGDOLL 5402                 10   2  0    77       ERRATA (323)
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          11   9  0    67       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HALLWAY 5496             11  24  0    57       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 DEEZ 5213                     2   1  0    57       ERRATA (323)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE COOK 5514                12  11  0    53       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          3   1  0    39       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILCE 5530                    2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)
-COGSWORTH 5527                2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSERVATORY 5552             3   0  0    20       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 URSULIN WROTH 5564            2   0  0    16       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 WOBURN ZANGRE 5563            1   1  0    13       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-TIGRA 5548                    2   0  0    11       W.COAST AVENGERS (507)
-WONDER MAN 5549               1   1  0     7       W.COAST AVENGERS (507)
-IRONMAN 5546                  1   1  0     4       W.COAST AVENGERS (507)
-DOUG GRAVES 5554              0   2  0     2       FUNKY FOLK (469)
-HAWKEYE 5550                  0   2  0     2       W.COAST AVENGERS (507)
 LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565           0   1  0     1       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mrs. Peacock -- I wish you well, fair lady, and goodbye. -- Kolter Neethe

Wait -- Dammit, I don't WANT to. -- Isek Krol

A Kung-Fudiot bites (temporarily) the dust! -- Gilgamesh Idon

Doug Graves -- Not mine, if I can help it! -- Ursulin Wroth

Conservatory -- Listen, I can't go in there!  I'm allergic! -- Woburn Zangre

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WAIT devastated ISEK KROL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
RAGDOLL won victory over GILGAMESH IDON in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
DEEZ handily defeated THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MRS. PEACOCK was vanquished by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was defeated by THE COOK in a 1 minute fight.
URSULIN WROTH demolished FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CONSERVATORY won victory over LUKASZ OMURGAN in a 1 minute amateur's fight.
WOBURN ZANGRE overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    35 -  23 -  3      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        11 -   8 -  1      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 656 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                   9   4  0  108 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-STRIKE     ISEK KROL 5485             24  20  1   93 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    RAGDOLL 5402               10   2  0   77 ERRATA (323)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   2   1  0   57 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544        3   1  0   39 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ISEK KROL 5485.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WAIT 5378.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEEZ 5213, THE COOK 5514, 
RAGDOLL 5402, CONSERVATORY 5552, WOBURN ZANGRE 5563, URSULIN WROTH 5564, ISEK KROL 
5485, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, THE HALLWAY 5496, and MRS. PEACOCK 5494.

The least popular fighter this week was LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, MRS. PEACOCK 5494, THE HALLWAY 5496, 
GILGAMESH IDON 5518, ISEK KROL 5485, URSULIN WROTH 5564, WOBURN ZANGRE 5563, 
CONSERVATORY 5552, RAGDOLL 5402, and THE COOK 5514.