DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/06/2011    Duedate: 06/18/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-657

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WAIT
ERRATA (323)
(25-5378) [10-4-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WAIT                           SHOULDA 8 STEAK
ERRATA (323)                   PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-5378) [10-4-0,116]         (25-5544) [3-2-0,39]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ISEK KROL                      WAIT
THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)         ERRATA (323)
(25-5485) [24-21-1,94]         (25-5378) [10-4-0,116]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERRATA (323)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ERRATA (323)                18
2. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)      14      ERRATA (323)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506)          0      Unchartered Team
4. FUNKY FOLK (469)             0
5. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      -6      PARKING LOT 3 (506)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PARKING LOT 3 (506)        3   2  0 60.0   1/ 1 ERRATA (323)              7  1 0
 2- 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)         200 169 25 54.2   2/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    7  5 0
 3/ 4 ERRATA (323)             234 219 11 51.7   3/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    6  9 0
 4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   531 501 15 51.5   4- 4 FUNKY FOLK (469)          1  2 0
 5/ 6 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   122 193  6 38.7   5/ 5*PARKING LOT 3 (506)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): TWO BUCK CHUCK of NO-HALF STEPPING (?, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): WAIT of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): WROLLING THUNDER of THE STORM FRONT (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (Methusaleh?, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): GLITCH of SERPENT'S HOLD (Khisant, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 672): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 657): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 660): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 656): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 656): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 618): BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 615): THE PLAGUE (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 606): BLUVALLEY WARRIORS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 501): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 558): SERPENTINE INC. (Floyd, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 673): GOLDEN TONGUE of COLORIFIC (Purple People Eater, mgr.)
                               IRVIN FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 672): PURPLE PIG of ANIMAL FARM (Mino, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 671): CLOWN of HIGH SCHOOL PROM (JE, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 656): HEN OF DEATH of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 655): PASCELLA of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 654): QUEEN of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out LYRATILAN to 
see what's new.  MVP award for DEEZ?  ERRATA's proud of him after beating THE HALLWAY 
and getting 10 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  URSULIN WROTH got smashed by 
FRIENDLY CONSTABLE, and lost 9 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause 
it's Number One!  ISEK KROL knows this.  He was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't 
you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think WAIT should let ISEK KROL be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a 
real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of THE MIDDLE WAY 4 
must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something 
that I don't?  I don't know what ERRATA's been doing.  They certainly haven't been 
accepting many fights from THE MIDDLE WAY 4, that's fer sher.  Like, is ISEK KROL 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of LYRATILAN!  He's got a 
24-21-1, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  LYRATILAN is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAIT 5378                    10   4  0   116       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ISEK KROL 5485               24  21  1    94       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-ROBIN STORZ 5521              8   1  0    94       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MRS. PEACOCK 5494            16  20  2    85       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 10   2  0    77       ERRATA (323)
 DEEZ 5213                     3   1  0    67       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          11  10  0    60       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 THE HALLWAY 5496             11  25  0    58       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE COOK 5514                13  11  0    56       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          3   2  0    39       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WILCE 5530                    2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)
-COGSWORTH 5527                2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSERVATORY 5552             4   0  0    22       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 WOBURN ZANGRE 5563            2   1  0    21       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 URSULIN WROTH 5564            2   1  0     7       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DOUG GRAVES 5554              0   2  0     2       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565           0   2  0     2       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Every time I turn around, Debby Tonte is talking about going on vacation.  *I* want
to go on vacation. -- Jorja

Wait -- Not my strong suit, boy.  Ah, cat, whatever. -- Isek Krol

Ragdoll -- Dratted golems. -- Gilgamesh Idon

That idiot of a Friendly Constable tried to put a leash on me.  So of course I bit
him.  Maybe he'll turn into a werewolf and someone will put a leash on HIM. --
Ursulin Wroth

Conservatory -- I'm allergic. -- Lukasz Omurgan
P.S.  And radical, not conservative.

This Shiftyeyed dude is pathetic.  I suppose you all know that already. -- Woburn
Zangre

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WAIT viciously subdued ISEK KROL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
DEEZ demolished THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
GILGAMESH IDON was overpowered by MRS. PEACOCK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was viciously subdued by THE COOK in a 1 minute gory fight.
LUKASZ OMURGAN was subdued by CONSERVATORY in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
WOBURN ZANGRE vanquished SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
URSULIN WROTH was beaten by FRIENDLY CONSTABLE in a 2 minute gory amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   1 -  0      88  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  25 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   9 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 657 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WAIT 5378                  10   4  0  116 ERRATA (323)
PARRY-STRIKE     ISEK KROL 5485             24  21  1   94 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  DEEZ 5213                   3   1  0   67 ERRATA (323)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544        3   2  0   39 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ISEK KROL 5485.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WAIT 5378.  The ten other most popular fighters were ISEK KROL 5485, CONSERVATORY 
5552, THE COOK 5514, DEEZ 5213, MRS. PEACOCK 5494, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, GILGAMESH 
IDON 5518, WOBURN ZANGRE 5563, URSULIN WROTH 5564, and THE HALLWAY 5496.

The least popular fighter this week was SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE HALLWAY 5496, URSULIN WROTH 5564, WOBURN ZANGRE 5563, 
GILGAMESH IDON 5518, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, MRS. PEACOCK 5494, DEEZ 5213, THE COOK 
5514, CONSERVATORY 5552, and ISEK KROL 5485.