DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/04/2011    Duedate: 07/16/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-659

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUNGLE JIM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-4713) [15-5-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUNGLE JIM                     SHOULDA 8 STEAK
PRIMATES-R-US (389)            PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-4713) [15-5-0,98]          (25-5544) [4-3-0,60]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE HALLWAY                    THE COOK
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)         GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
(25-5496) [11-27-0,60]         (25-5514) [14-12-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      26
2. FUNKY FOLK (469)            21      PRIMATES-R-US (389)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506)         20      Unchartered Team
4. PRIMATES-R-US (389)         18
5. ERRATA (323)                 0      PARKING LOT 3 (506)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      124  91  7 57.7   1/ 1 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    7  5 1
 2/ 5*PARKING LOT 3 (506)        4   3  0 57.1   2/ 4 PRIMATES-R-US (389)       6  2 3
 3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)         206 172 25 54.5   3/ 5 FUNKY FOLK (469)          6  3 0
 4- 3 ERRATA (323)             234 219 11 51.7   4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    4 11 0
 5/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   534 508 15 51.2   5- 2 ERRATA (323)              2  0 0
 6/ 6 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   126 197  7 39.0   6/ 6*PARKING LOT 3 (506)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 674): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 658): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
                              MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  FUNKY FOLK posted a nice gain, to come in 3rd. 
Everybody loves a winner...  PARKING LOT 3 had cause to celebrate, after SHOULDA 8 
STEAK got 20 points by beating THE COOK.  THE COOK certainly had a baffled expression 
on hers face, after losing to SHOULDA 8 STEAK and losing 9 points in the process!  
Well, Duelmaster MONKEY DO Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN.  Is 
a 20-18-1 good enough?  HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN found out that LYRATILAN isn't a 
democracy.  You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here!  So who's the team that's 
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me. 
     And how sociable are LYRATILAN's warriors?  Come, let us see.   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for MONKEY DO of 
PRIMATES-R-US.  Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern 
will be!  Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the 
arena.  A certain tavern in LYRATILAN would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in LYRATILAN is the highlight of my life.  More 
important duties call me.  Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports 
for LYRATILAN?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNGLE JIM 4713              15   5  0    98       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAIT 5378                    10   4  0   116       ERRATA (323)
-ROBIN STORZ 5521              9   1  0    96       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRAPE APE 4949                9   8  0    80       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-RAGDOLL 5402                 10   2  0    77       ERRATA (323)
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          13  10  0    74       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DEEZ 5213                     3   1  0    67       ERRATA (323)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HALLWAY 5496             11  27  0    60       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          4   3  0    60       PARKING LOT 3 (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE COOK 5514                14  12  0    54       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-MONKEY SUIT 4992              5   2  0    48       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSERVATORY 5552             6   0  1    33       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-WILCE 5530                    2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)
-COGSWORTH 5527                2   0  0    28       ERRATA (323)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARV ELLIS 5561               2   0  0    22       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 KING KONG 5154                2   0  1    15       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 LORRIE DRIVER 5566            2   0  0    14       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 DONNY BROOKS 5573             1   0  0    13       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 VINA YANCY 5575               1   0  0    11       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565           0   4  0     4       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DOLLY LAMA 5572               0   1  0     1       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574              0   1  0     1       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
URSULIN WROTH 5564      2  2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 CONSERVATORY 5552     658   
WOBURN ZANGRE 5563      2  3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 KING KONG 5154        659   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We congratulate Monkey Do and Mrs. Peacock on the graduation, and we're glad to see
them go. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Monkey Do -- That's really a bummer.  I'll actually mess Isek, I'd gotten used to him
after almost two years. -- Jorja for the Ghost of Isek Krol
P.S.  The replacement is a real loser.

Shoulda 8 Steak -- Sounds like a plan to me!  Let's each have one. -- Gilgamesh Idon

Conservatory -- I didn't realize that when you wanted to "play Clue," I was going to
be the body.  Not much fun for ME. -- Ghost of Ursulin Wroth

King Kong -- Damn.  I heard someone say that the way to vanquish a giant ape was to
call in a cohort of professional cleaners; next time, I'll try that. -- Lukasz
Omurgan

Marv Ellis -- From my angle, that was more of a Horry Ball. -- Woburn Zangre

I was reading about Numerology yesterday, and it seems that this arena is REALLY
Bonsur.  Not a bad idea.  Let's all go hang out at the Beach Babes' cabana, get
totally mokus, and watch the fireworks. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MONKEY DO butchered HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MRS. PEACOCK was luckily beaten by JUNGLE JIM in a 3 minute veteran's Title melee.
THE COOK slimly lost to SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
GILGAMESH IDON demolished THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CONSERVATORY vanquished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KING KONG luckily killed WOBURN ZANGRE in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
LORRIE DRIVER savagely defeated JOSH LITTLE in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
MARV ELLIS viciously subdued LUKASZ OMURGAN in a action packed 2 minute novice's duel.
DOLLY LAMA was overpowered by VINA YANCY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DONNY BROOKS overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  12 -  2      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  25 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 659 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JUNGLE JIM 4713            15   5  0   98 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
LUNGING ATTACK   GILGAMESH IDON 5518        13  10  0   74 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW       SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544        4   3  0   60 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              14  12  0   54 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE HALLWAY 5496.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE COOK 5514.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARV ELLIS 5561, 
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, LORRIE DRIVER 5566, JUNGLE JIM 4713, CONSERVATORY 5552, VINA 
YANCY 5575, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, DONNY BROOKS 5573, and KING 
KONG 5154.

The least popular fighter this week was JOSH LITTLE 5574.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DOLLY LAMA 5572, THE HALLWAY 5496, WOBURN ZANGRE 5563, KING 
KONG 5154, DONNY BROOKS 5573, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, VINA YANCY 
5575, CONSERVATORY 5552, and JUNGLE JIM 4713.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MONKEY DO (25-4152) PRIMATES-R-US (389)
MRS. PEACOCK (25-5494) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                          THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A               
                   BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME 
                       COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM        
                          EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR               
                           NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE                 
                          PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING               

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes