DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/04/2011 Duedate: 07/16/2011
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-659
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JUNGLE JIM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-4713) [15-5-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JUNGLE JIM SHOULDA 8 STEAK
PRIMATES-R-US (389) PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-4713) [15-5-0,98] (25-5544) [4-3-0,60]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE HALLWAY THE COOK
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
(25-5496) [11-27-0,60] (25-5514) [14-12-0,54]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 26
2. FUNKY FOLK (469) 21 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506) 20 Unchartered Team
4. PRIMATES-R-US (389) 18
5. ERRATA (323) 0 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 124 91 7 57.7 1/ 1 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 7 5 1
2/ 5*PARKING LOT 3 (506) 4 3 0 57.1 2/ 4 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 6 2 3
3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469) 206 172 25 54.5 3/ 5 FUNKY FOLK (469) 6 3 0
4- 3 ERRATA (323) 234 219 11 51.7 4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 4 11 0
5/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 534 508 15 51.2 5- 2 ERRATA (323) 2 0 0
6/ 6 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 126 197 7 39.0 6/ 6*PARKING LOT 3 (506) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): DORA of CANNIBALZ (Hannibal, mgr)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 674): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 659): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 656): NOTABUTTERFLY of ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 620): GOT THE RUNS of TOO OLD (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 284): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): SLITHER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 675): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 674): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 659): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 662): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 658): GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 658): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 656): ANGRY BEES (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 620): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 284): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 503): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 238): SLAMMA JAMMA (?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 560): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 658): THOME of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 258): MONKEY DO of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
MRS. PEACOCK of GOTTA GET A CLUE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 658): SPUD LOOMIS of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 656): JACK DANIELS of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 617): FIREHYDRANT DEFILER of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 608): YVONNE of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! FUNKY FOLK posted a nice gain, to come in 3rd.
Everybody loves a winner... PARKING LOT 3 had cause to celebrate, after SHOULDA 8
STEAK got 20 points by beating THE COOK. THE COOK certainly had a baffled expression
on hers face, after losing to SHOULDA 8 STEAK and losing 9 points in the process!
Well, Duelmaster MONKEY DO Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN. Is
a 20-18-1 good enough? HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN found out that LYRATILAN isn't a
democracy. You've gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! So who's the team that's
been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are LYRATILAN's warriors? Come, let us see.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for MONKEY DO of
PRIMATES-R-US. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Mourngrym Inn and Tavern
will be! Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the
arena. A certain tavern in LYRATILAN would I avoid!
Do not think spyreporting in LYRATILAN is the highlight of my life. More
important duties call me. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports
for LYRATILAN? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUNGLE JIM 4713 15 5 0 98 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WAIT 5378 10 4 0 116 ERRATA (323)
-ROBIN STORZ 5521 9 1 0 96 FUNKY FOLK (469)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRAPE APE 4949 9 8 0 80 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-RAGDOLL 5402 10 2 0 77 ERRATA (323)
GILGAMESH IDON 5518 13 10 0 74 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
-DEEZ 5213 3 1 0 67 ERRATA (323)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HALLWAY 5496 11 27 0 60 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544 4 3 0 60 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE COOK 5514 14 12 0 54 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-MONKEY SUIT 4992 5 2 0 48 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONSERVATORY 5552 6 0 1 33 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
-WILCE 5530 2 0 0 28 ERRATA (323)
-COGSWORTH 5527 2 0 0 28 ERRATA (323)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARV ELLIS 5561 2 0 0 22 FUNKY FOLK (469)
KING KONG 5154 2 0 1 15 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
LORRIE DRIVER 5566 2 0 0 14 FUNKY FOLK (469)
DONNY BROOKS 5573 1 0 0 13 FUNKY FOLK (469)
VINA YANCY 5575 1 0 0 11 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565 0 4 0 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DOLLY LAMA 5572 0 1 0 1 FUNKY FOLK (469)
JOSH LITTLE 5574 0 1 0 1 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
URSULIN WROTH 5564 2 2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 CONSERVATORY 5552 658
WOBURN ZANGRE 5563 2 3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 KING KONG 5154 659
PERSONAL ADS
We congratulate Monkey Do and Mrs. Peacock on the graduation, and we're glad to see
them go. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Monkey Do -- That's really a bummer. I'll actually mess Isek, I'd gotten used to him
after almost two years. -- Jorja for the Ghost of Isek Krol
P.S. The replacement is a real loser.
Shoulda 8 Steak -- Sounds like a plan to me! Let's each have one. -- Gilgamesh Idon
Conservatory -- I didn't realize that when you wanted to "play Clue," I was going to
be the body. Not much fun for ME. -- Ghost of Ursulin Wroth
King Kong -- Damn. I heard someone say that the way to vanquish a giant ape was to
call in a cohort of professional cleaners; next time, I'll try that. -- Lukasz
Omurgan
Marv Ellis -- From my angle, that was more of a Horry Ball. -- Woburn Zangre
I was reading about Numerology yesterday, and it seems that this arena is REALLY
Bonsur. Not a bad idea. Let's all go hang out at the Beach Babes' cabana, get
totally mokus, and watch the fireworks. -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MONKEY DO butchered HALF-ORC GUARDSMAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MRS. PEACOCK was luckily beaten by JUNGLE JIM in a 3 minute veteran's Title melee.
THE COOK slimly lost to SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
GILGAMESH IDON demolished THE HALLWAY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CONSERVATORY vanquished FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KING KONG luckily killed WOBURN ZANGRE in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
LORRIE DRIVER savagely defeated JOSH LITTLE in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's melee.
MARV ELLIS viciously subdued LUKASZ OMURGAN in a action packed 2 minute novice's duel.
DOLLY LAMA was overpowered by VINA YANCY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
DONNY BROOKS overpowered SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 5 - 1 62 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 12 - 2 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 30 - 25 - 2 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 8 - 7 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 10 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 8 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 659 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JUNGLE JIM 4713 15 5 0 98 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
LUNGING ATTACK GILGAMESH IDON 5518 13 10 0 74 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
AIMED BLOW SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544 4 3 0 60 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
SLASHING ATTACK THE COOK 5514 14 12 0 54 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE HALLWAY 5496. The most popular warrior this
turn was THE COOK 5514. The ten other most popular fighters were MARV ELLIS 5561,
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, LORRIE DRIVER 5566, JUNGLE JIM 4713, CONSERVATORY 5552, VINA
YANCY 5575, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, DONNY BROOKS 5573, and KING
KONG 5154.
The least popular fighter this week was JOSH LITTLE 5574. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOLLY LAMA 5572, THE HALLWAY 5496, WOBURN ZANGRE 5563, KING
KONG 5154, DONNY BROOKS 5573, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, VINA YANCY
5575, CONSERVATORY 5552, and JUNGLE JIM 4713.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MONKEY DO (25-4152) PRIMATES-R-US (389)
MRS. PEACOCK (25-5494) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A
BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME
COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM
EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR
NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE
PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes