DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/01/2011    Duedate: 08/13/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-661

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUNGLE JIM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-4713) [17-5-0,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JUNGLE JIM                     SHOULDA 8 STEAK
PRIMATES-R-US (389)            PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-4713) [17-5-0,102]         (25-5544) [4-5-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE COOK                       CONSERVATORY
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)         GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
(25-5514) [15-13-0,60]         (25-5552) [7-1-1,38]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PRIMATES-R-US (389)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)      41
2. GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)        7      PRIMATES-R-US (389)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)       4      Unchartered Team
4. PRIMATES-R-US (389)          3
5. FUNKY FOLK (469)            -3      GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)      1   0  1  100   1/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      11  2 2
 2/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      132  93  7 58.7   2/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    6  8 0
 3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)         206 174 25 54.2   3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469)          3  3 0
 4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   538 513 15 51.2   4/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    3  7 0
 5/ 4*PARKING LOT 3 (506)        4   5  0 44.4   5/ 0*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)     1  0 1
 6/ 5 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   128 201  7 38.9   6/ 5*PARKING LOT 3 (506)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
               (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
             (turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of LYRATILAN!  Once again I've been called out of retirement 
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with GILGAMESH IDON?  He 
actually beat PRIMATES-R-US' GRAPE APE, and walked away with 14 more points from the 
fight.  Major screwup at PRIMATES-R-US.  GRAPE APE lost 12 points to GILGAMESH IDON.  
Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe GRAPE APE will provide more easy wins...  
VETERAN MERCENARY was reminded on the sands why JUNGLE JIM is Duelmaster.  Wouldn't 
it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into 
the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of 
practive, FUNKY FOLK!  The bums at PRIMATES-R-US couldn't face the challenges from 
FUNKY FOLK!  No excuse for that!  How well I know the feeling of being the most 
challenged warrior, THE HALLWAY!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt 
you.   
     Warriors of LYRATILAN unite.  You have only your games to lose!  Someone told 
KING KONG that THE MIDDLE WAY 4 never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill.  
Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry.  Many a warrior has met his fate in 
a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm 
writing it before you read it.  Oh, well.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- 
Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNGLE JIM 4713              17   5  0   102       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ROBIN STORZ 5521              9   1  0    96       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          14  11  0    95       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAPE APE 4949               10   9  0    74       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 MONKEY SUIT 4992              7   2  0    67       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HALLWAY 5496             11  29  0    62       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 THE COOK 5514                15  13  0    60       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          4   5  0    47       PARKING LOT 3 (506)
 CONSERVATORY 5552             7   1  1    38       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINA YANCY 5575               3   0  0    32       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARV ELLIS 5561               2   0  0    22       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 KING KONG 5154                3   1  1    21       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566            2   0  0    14       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574              1   2  0    14       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MONKEY AROUND 5576            2   0  0     9       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 OLD KING COLE 1327            1   0  1     7       GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)
 LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565           0   6  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DONNY BROOKS 5573             1   1  0     4       FUNKY FOLK (469)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DOLLY LAMA 5572         0  2 0 FUNKY FOLK 469       TOMBSTONE             661  NONE
ANGELA BEAGLE 5577      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 OLD KING COLE 1327    661   
URSULIN WROTH 5564      2  2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 CONSERVATORY 5552     658   
WOBURN ZANGRE 5563      2  3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 KING KONG 5154        659  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whatever tourney was being reported last turn, we salute the participants. -- Jorja
and the Middle Way

Jungle Jim -- I didn't know we were allowed to climb on the pillars.  I thought they
were just for holding up the awning.  Learn something every day, I guess. --
Gilgamesh Idon

King Kong -- They tell me your "thing" is to terrorize cities and carry away
beautiful women.  Do I look like a city or a beautiful woman to you?  Back off, you
darned monkey. -- Lukasz Omurgan

Hmm, a Shiftyeyed Volunteer.  I can do that.  Wait till his eyes shift away, and then
BITE him. -- Vina Yancy, letting her inner werewolf out

Monkey Around -- Cheese louise, no one told me I should bring a book! -- Josh Little

13 July 11
                                   Announcing!

          The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
          first of August of this year!
     It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv.  If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOLLY LAMA was viciously butchered by TOMBSTONE in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRAPE APE was vanquished by GILGAMESH IDON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MONKEY SUIT subdued THE HALLWAY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MONKEY AROUND won victory over LUKASZ OMURGAN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JUNGLE JIM unbelievably bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 8 minute Title fight.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was bested by THE COOK in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
CONSERVATORY was narrowly defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
KING KONG was handily defeated by VINA YANCY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DONNY BROOKS was unbelievably bested by JOSH LITTLE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
OLD KING COLE slew ANGELA BEAGLE in a popular 1 minute gory beginner's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        10 -   7 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  11 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   8 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 661 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JUNGLE JIM 4713            17   5  0  102 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
LUNGING ATTACK   GILGAMESH IDON 5518        14  11  0   95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              15  13  0   60 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
STRIKING ATTACK  CONSERVATORY 5552           7   1  1   38 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE COOK 5514.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CONSERVATORY 5552.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOLLY LAMA 5572, 
DONNY BROOKS 5573, MONKEY SUIT 4992, THE HALLWAY 5496, THE COOK 5514, OLD KING COLE 
1327, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, VINA YANCY 5575, JOSH LITTLE 5574, and MONKEY AROUND 5576.

The least popular fighter this week was JUNGLE JIM 4713.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KING KONG 5154, GRAPE APE 4949, ANGELA BEAGLE 5577, SHOULDA 8 STEAK 
5544, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, MONKEY AROUND 5576, JOSH LITTLE 5574, VINA YANCY 5575, 
GILGAMESH IDON 5518, and OLD KING COLE 1327.

               FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STILLWATER 3762 (42-91-0)              3  3  0         ERRATA               
LANCELOT 3794 (62-69-2)                2  3  0         ERRATA               
STONEWALL 3895 (56-71-3)               2  3  0         ERRATA               

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BURST 3654 (73-49-1)                  11  4  0         ERRATA               

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MENTAL 5075 (31-27-1)                  6  3  0         ERRATA               
WENT TO MARKET 4288 (44-59-2)          3  3  0         THIS LITTLE PRIGGY   
BIKINI LINE 4545 (41-50-0)             2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES      
SOVEREYN 4870 (41-48-0)                0  2  0         CHAUCERS WORDS       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MONKEY DO 4152 (21-18-2)               6  3  2         PRIMATES-R-US        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROBIN STORZ 5521 (9-1-0)               5  3  0         FUNKY FOLK           
DEEZ 5213 (3-1-0)                      4  3  0         ERRATA               
RAGDOLL 5402 (10-2-0)                  2  3  0         ERRATA               
GRAPE APE 4949 (9-8-0)                 1  3  0         PRIMATES-R-US        
WAIT 5378 (10-4-0)                     1  3  0         ERRATA               

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MONKEY SUIT 4992 (5-2-0)               3  3  0         PRIMATES-R-US        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COGSWORTH 5527 (2-0-0)                 6  3  0         ERRATA               
WILCE 5530 (2-0-0)                     4  3  0         ERRATA               
KING KONG 5154 (2-0-1)                 3  3  0         PRIMATES-R-US        

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COMIC BOOK GUY 5571 (0-0-0)            6  3  0         ANDROID DUNGEON 010  
BEER CAN 3746 (0-0-0)                  0  3  0         TRASH CAN TREASURE   

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.