DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/01/2011 Duedate: 08/13/2011
LYRATILAN ARENA
DM-25 TURN-661
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
JUNGLE JIM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-4713) [17-5-0,102]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
JUNGLE JIM SHOULDA 8 STEAK
PRIMATES-R-US (389) PARKING LOT 3 (506)
(25-4713) [17-5-0,102] (25-5544) [4-5-0,47]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE COOK CONSERVATORY
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
(25-5514) [15-13-0,60] (25-5552) [7-1-1,38]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 41
2. GOOSERY RHYMERS (141) 7 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
3. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 4 Unchartered Team
4. PRIMATES-R-US (389) 3
5. FUNKY FOLK (469) -3 GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141) 1 0 1 100 1/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 11 2 2
2/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389) 132 93 7 58.7 2/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 6 8 0
3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469) 206 174 25 54.2 3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (469) 3 3 0
4/ 3 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464) 538 513 15 51.2 4/ 3 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 3 7 0
5/ 4*PARKING LOT 3 (506) 4 5 0 44.4 5/ 0*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141) 1 0 1
6/ 5 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498) 128 201 7 38.9 6/ 5*PARKING LOT 3 (506) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 676): FANTASSIN of F WORDS (Centauri, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): PLATE SHIFT of DISASTER (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 660): JELLIA BOONE of GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 622): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): ENGLISH BULLDOG of DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 285): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 11 ARUAK CITY (turn 677): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
DM 14 TOBIR (turn 676): THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 661): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 25 LYRATILAN (turn 660): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 660): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 622): OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 41 KATI-TEI (turn 619): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 285): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 63 AMEN-TEI (turn 505): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 562): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
(turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
DM 22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 24 ZORPUNT (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 663): TENTACRUEL of WATER DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 26 CALEAM (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 657): JACK HAMMER of ALL JACKED UP (Pat Sajack, mgr.)
DM 40 ZENSU (turn 621): RHOMBA of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
HEARING AID of OLDER BY FAR (Methusaleh, mgr.)
DM 46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of LYRATILAN! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with GILGAMESH IDON? He
actually beat PRIMATES-R-US' GRAPE APE, and walked away with 14 more points from the
fight. Major screwup at PRIMATES-R-US. GRAPE APE lost 12 points to GILGAMESH IDON.
Some new strategies, perhaps? Maybe GRAPE APE will provide more easy wins...
VETERAN MERCENARY was reminded on the sands why JUNGLE JIM is Duelmaster. Wouldn't
it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into
the uses of convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. How
well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of
practive, FUNKY FOLK! The bums at PRIMATES-R-US couldn't face the challenges from
FUNKY FOLK! No excuse for that! How well I know the feeling of being the most
challenged warrior, THE HALLWAY! Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt
you.
Warriors of LYRATILAN unite. You have only your games to lose! Someone told
KING KONG that THE MIDDLE WAY 4 never Bloodfeuded, that he'd have an easy kill.
Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is right sorry. Many a warrior has met his fate in
a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...--
Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JUNGLE JIM 4713 17 5 0 102 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ROBIN STORZ 5521 9 1 0 96 FUNKY FOLK (469)
GILGAMESH IDON 5518 14 11 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRAPE APE 4949 10 9 0 74 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
MONKEY SUIT 4992 7 2 0 67 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HALLWAY 5496 11 29 0 62 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
THE COOK 5514 15 13 0 60 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544 4 5 0 47 PARKING LOT 3 (506)
CONSERVATORY 5552 7 1 1 38 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VINA YANCY 5575 3 0 0 32 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARV ELLIS 5561 2 0 0 22 FUNKY FOLK (469)
KING KONG 5154 3 1 1 21 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
-LORRIE DRIVER 5566 2 0 0 14 FUNKY FOLK (469)
JOSH LITTLE 5574 1 2 0 14 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
MONKEY AROUND 5576 2 0 0 9 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
OLD KING COLE 1327 1 0 1 7 GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)
LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565 0 6 0 6 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
DONNY BROOKS 5573 1 1 0 4 FUNKY FOLK (469)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOLLY LAMA 5572 0 2 0 FUNKY FOLK 469 TOMBSTONE 661 NONE
ANGELA BEAGLE 5577 0 1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 OLD KING COLE 1327 661
URSULIN WROTH 5564 2 2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 CONSERVATORY 5552 658
WOBURN ZANGRE 5563 2 3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 KING KONG 5154 659 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Whatever tourney was being reported last turn, we salute the participants. -- Jorja
and the Middle Way
Jungle Jim -- I didn't know we were allowed to climb on the pillars. I thought they
were just for holding up the awning. Learn something every day, I guess. --
Gilgamesh Idon
King Kong -- They tell me your "thing" is to terrorize cities and carry away
beautiful women. Do I look like a city or a beautiful woman to you? Back off, you
darned monkey. -- Lukasz Omurgan
Hmm, a Shiftyeyed Volunteer. I can do that. Wait till his eyes shift away, and then
BITE him. -- Vina Yancy, letting her inner werewolf out
Monkey Around -- Cheese louise, no one told me I should bring a book! -- Josh Little
13 July 11
Announcing!
The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
first of August of this year!
It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv. If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOLLY LAMA was viciously butchered by TOMBSTONE in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
GRAPE APE was vanquished by GILGAMESH IDON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
MONKEY SUIT subdued THE HALLWAY in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
MONKEY AROUND won victory over LUKASZ OMURGAN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
JUNGLE JIM unbelievably bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 8 minute Title fight.
SHOULDA 8 STEAK was bested by THE COOK in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
CONSERVATORY was narrowly defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
KING KONG was handily defeated by VINA YANCY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DONNY BROOKS was unbelievably bested by JOSH LITTLE in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
OLD KING COLE slew ANGELA BEAGLE in a popular 1 minute gory beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 1 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 10 - 7 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 11 - 2 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 23 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 9 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 661 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY JUNGLE JIM 4713 17 5 0 102 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
LUNGING ATTACK GILGAMESH IDON 5518 14 11 0 95 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK THE COOK 5514 15 13 0 60 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
STRIKING ATTACK CONSERVATORY 5552 7 1 1 38 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE COOK 5514. The most popular warrior this turn
was CONSERVATORY 5552. The ten other most popular fighters were DOLLY LAMA 5572,
DONNY BROOKS 5573, MONKEY SUIT 4992, THE HALLWAY 5496, THE COOK 5514, OLD KING COLE
1327, GILGAMESH IDON 5518, VINA YANCY 5575, JOSH LITTLE 5574, and MONKEY AROUND 5576.
The least popular fighter this week was JUNGLE JIM 4713. The other ten least popular
fighters were KING KONG 5154, GRAPE APE 4949, ANGELA BEAGLE 5577, SHOULDA 8 STEAK
5544, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, MONKEY AROUND 5576, JOSH LITTLE 5574, VINA YANCY 5575,
GILGAMESH IDON 5518, and OLD KING COLE 1327.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLVII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
STILLWATER 3762 (42-91-0) 3 3 0 ERRATA
LANCELOT 3794 (62-69-2) 2 3 0 ERRATA
STONEWALL 3895 (56-71-3) 2 3 0 ERRATA
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BURST 3654 (73-49-1) 11 4 0 ERRATA
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MENTAL 5075 (31-27-1) 6 3 0 ERRATA
WENT TO MARKET 4288 (44-59-2) 3 3 0 THIS LITTLE PRIGGY
BIKINI LINE 4545 (41-50-0) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES
SOVEREYN 4870 (41-48-0) 0 2 0 CHAUCERS WORDS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MONKEY DO 4152 (21-18-2) 6 3 2 PRIMATES-R-US
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROBIN STORZ 5521 (9-1-0) 5 3 0 FUNKY FOLK
DEEZ 5213 (3-1-0) 4 3 0 ERRATA
RAGDOLL 5402 (10-2-0) 2 3 0 ERRATA
GRAPE APE 4949 (9-8-0) 1 3 0 PRIMATES-R-US
WAIT 5378 (10-4-0) 1 3 0 ERRATA
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MONKEY SUIT 4992 (5-2-0) 3 3 0 PRIMATES-R-US
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COGSWORTH 5527 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 ERRATA
WILCE 5530 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 ERRATA
KING KONG 5154 (2-0-1) 3 3 0 PRIMATES-R-US
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COMIC BOOK GUY 5571 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 ANDROID DUNGEON 010
BEER CAN 3746 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 TRASH CAN TREASURE
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.