DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/15/2011    Duedate: 08/27/2011

LYRATILAN ARENA

DM-25    TURN-662

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JUNGLE JIM
PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-4713) [18-5-0,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROBIN STORZ                    OLD KING COLE
FUNKY FOLK (469)               GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)
(25-5521) [10-1-0,108]         (25-1327) [2-0-1,11]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE COOK                       MONKEY SUIT
GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)         PRIMATES-R-US (389)
(25-5514) [16-13-0,79]         (25-4992) [7-3-0,70]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

PRIMATES-R-US (389)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (469)            30
2. GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)      27      PRIMATES-R-US (389)
3. PARKING LOT 3 (506)         14      Unchartered Team
4. GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)        4
5. PRIMATES-R-US (389)         -5      GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)      2   0  1  100   1/ 1 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      10  5 0
 2/ 2 PRIMATES-R-US (389)      134  96  7 58.3   2/ 2 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)    5  9 0
 3/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)         209 175 25 54.4   3/ 4 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)    4  5 0
 4/ 4 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)   539 517 15 51.0   4/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (469)          3  3 0
 5/ 5 PARKING LOT 3 (506)        5   5  0 50.0   5/ 5*GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)     2  0 1
 6/ 6 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)   130 202  7 39.2   6/ 6 PARKING LOT 3 (506)       1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                          ---===ANDORIAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): ALMIGHTY BOB of THE HITCHHIKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): HOCK of THE DEATH SQUAD (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): CHICKEN GUARD of HENPCS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): JUNGLE JIM of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): MEMPHIS SLIM of DELTA BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CORMEK DEANE of BEYOND THE PALE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 611): MILDRED LEONA of FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 506): FLATULENCE of TOO OLD (The Old Man, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): CONNOR MACLEOD of SCARLET KNIGHTS II (Armalias, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 338): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
 DM  14 TOBIR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 662): MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  25 LYRATILAN (turn 661): PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GOLDEN CANYON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 659): LENPROS (Lenpro, mgr.)
 DM  40 ZENSU (turn 623): CAPTAIN PLANET (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): DA DOG POWNDAZ (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): FANDILS (Wise Old Fandil, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  63 AMEN-TEI (turn 509): WAYFARERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 239): SLAMMA JAMMA (Crip?, mgr.)
ADM 105 ANDORAK (turn 563): SUPERIOR FORCES (Manager, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 337): CONFESSION of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  11 ARUAK CITY (turn 678): DOGMEAT of BULLDOGS (Kennelworth, mgr.)
                               HARLINE FLETE of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  22 SOLVEN (turn 663): FEDORA LINDE of MIDDLE WAY 15 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  24 ZORPUNT (turn 665): OLIVE OIL of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                (turn 664): JELLO of WRESTLING (Sherlock, mgr.)
                            MORIT KOBUN of KRILL CAVALRY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  26 CALEAM (turn 661): GAMBIT of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 660): BAKED FRATSFA of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  30 IAYE (turn 658): STRIPE of RED DOG GANG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  41 KATI-TEI (turn 620): GRIMM LURCHER of WANDERERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  46 ARDIVENT (turn 610): ANCHORMAN of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in LYRATILAN!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for THE COOK?  GOTTA 
GET A CLUE's proud of her after beating GRAPE APE and getting 19 points.  Talk about 
yer big time losers!  GRAPE APE got smashed by THE COOK, and lost 16 points!  This 
Duelmaster is like something else!  JUNGLE JIM stopped M. CHARDINEE dead in his 
tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said LYRATILAN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Piper's Rest?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  FUNKY FOLK was the most avoided team.  Is a 209-175-25 record 
really that scary?  I don't know what PRIMATES-R-US' been doing.  They certainly 
haven't been accepting many fights from FUNKY FOLK, that's fer sher.  Like, is 
GILGAMESH IDON popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of LYRATILAN!  
He's got a 14-12-0, is that good?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed 
up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  LYRATILAN is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUNGLE JIM 4713              18   5  0   104       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROBIN STORZ 5521             10   1  0   108       FUNKY FOLK (469)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GILGAMESH IDON 5518          14  12  0    88       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 THE COOK 5514                16  13  0    79       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 MONKEY SUIT 4992              7   3  0    70       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE HALLWAY 5496             11  30  0    63       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
 SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544          5   5  0    61       PARKING LOT 3 (506)
 GRAPE APE 4949               10  10  0    58       PRIMATES-R-US (389)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONSERVATORY 5552             8   1  1    45       GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARV ELLIS 5561               3   0  0    33       FUNKY FOLK (469)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VINA YANCY 5575               3   1  0    23       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 KING KONG 5154                3   2  1    22       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 LORRIE DRIVER 5566            3   0  0    20       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565           1   6  0    20       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 MONKEY AROUND 5576            3   0  0    14       PRIMATES-R-US (389)
 OLD KING COLE 1327            2   0  1    11       GOOSERY RHYMERS (141)
 JOSH LITTLE 5574              1   3  0     6       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
 DONNY BROOKS 5573             1   2  0     5       FUNKY FOLK (469)
 CHESTER DALE 5584             0   1  0     1       THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANGELA BEAGLE 5577      0  1 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 OLD KING COLE 1327    661   
URSULIN WROTH 5564      2  2 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 CONSERVATORY 5552     658  NOT REVENGED
WOBURN ZANGRE 5563      2  3 0 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 464 KING KONG 5154        659  JUST REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Once again, but this time properly labeled, we salute the tourney participants. --
Jorja and the Middle Way

Grape Ape -- Soon, you'll be wine. -- Gilgamesh Idon

Monkey Around -- That is not my nature.  I am a serious man. -- Lukasz Omurgan

King Kong -- I always did think that Fay Wray had the wrong idea.  You don't scream,
you kick the big monkey where it'll do the most good. -- Vina Yancy

Donny Brooks -- Believe it. -- Josh Little

Old King Cole -- That was incredibly unfriendly of you. -- Ghost of Angela Beagle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROBIN STORZ devastated GILGAMESH IDON in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MARV ELLIS won victory over VINA YANCY in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge battle.
MONKEY AROUND outlasted JOSH LITTLE in a unpopular 10 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
JUNGLE JIM outlasted M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 11 minute bloody Title fight.
GRAPE APE was devastated by THE COOK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONKEY SUIT was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
THE HALLWAY was defeated by SHOULDA 8 STEAK in a 2 minute uneven melee.
CONSERVATORY viciously subdued VISITING ORC in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
LUKASZ OMURGAN won victory over KING KONG in a 1 minute duel.
OLD KING COLE defeated DONNY BROOKS in a 1 minute novice's fight.
LORRIE DRIVER handily defeated CHESTER DALE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   5 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  10 -  2      62  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  23 -  1      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   9 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   9 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 662 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JUNGLE JIM 4713            18   5  0  104 PRIMATES-R-US (389)
WALL OF STEEL    ROBIN STORZ 5521           10   1  0  108 FUNKY FOLK (469)
LUNGING ATTACK   GILGAMESH IDON 5518        14  12  0   88 THE MIDDLE WAY 4 (464)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE COOK 5514              16  13  0   79 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
STRIKING ATTACK  CONSERVATORY 5552           8   1  1   45 GOTTA GET A CLUE (498)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE COOK 5514.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MONKEY SUIT 4992.  The ten other most popular fighters were GILGAMESH IDON 5518, 
SHOULDA 8 STEAK 5544, MARV ELLIS 5561, THE COOK 5514, THE HALLWAY 5496, CONSERVATORY 
5552, ROBIN STORZ 5521, LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565, OLD KING COLE 1327, and LORRIE DRIVER 
5566.

The least popular fighter this week was JOSH LITTLE 5574.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MONKEY AROUND 5576, CHESTER DALE 5584, KING KONG 5154, GRAPE 
APE 4949, JUNGLE JIM 4713, DONNY BROOKS 5573, VINA YANCY 5575, LORRIE DRIVER 5566, 
OLD KING COLE 1327, and LUKASZ OMURGAN 5565.